[NO HE REALLY ACTUALLY DOESN'T WANT TO DANCE, MABEL. He just feels like he has to because you're a tiny adorable girl and you're nice to him. But not wanting to dance never stopped being a thing.]
H-Hey!! [HE NEVER SAID YES, YOU LITTLE SHIT. But apparently Mabel's just making that decision for him. He's not exactly coming easily, but he is moving at least, so Mabel won't find it too difficult to lead him away. And once she's got him where she wants him, he just kind of gives a defeated sounding sigh.] You've got a minute, then I'm sitting back down and you never breathe a word of this.
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H-Hey!! [HE NEVER SAID YES, YOU LITTLE SHIT. But apparently Mabel's just making that decision for him. He's not exactly coming easily, but he is moving at least, so Mabel won't find it too difficult to lead him away. And once she's got him where she wants him, he just kind of gives a defeated sounding sigh.] You've got a minute, then I'm sitting back down and you never breathe a word of this.
[It didn't happen.]