[That key is so big compared to Fuyuhiko's tiny body. Hajime isn't laughing! He's not! He's just going to unlock the door and keep his laughter safely bottled up.]

That's a good idea, I don't think I'd have thought of that.

[He's too ordinary for that kind of planning ahead, the most he might think to get for himself might be bandaids. But how much is Gundam hurt? He's a massive bear, so Hajime just looks for the strongest painkillers and biggest bottle of antiseptic they have, tossing it and some gauze and rolls of bandage into his laptop's messenger bag.]

But I mean... I've had some stuff happen already, and none of it's hurt so far. Once we get Tanaka taken care of, I can show you.