Cat-icature. [I'm sorry, did I say hair ruffle? What I meant was forehead shove. That's what she's getting. Because that was one of the worst puns he's ever heard.]

[At least it's a gentle face shove though.]

Well at least you didn't get me dog treats. Girls give guys chocolate on Valentine's in Japan, but my classmates covered that pretty well already so a little variety is nice.

[Also he's...not sure if he can even eat chocolate anymore???]