[Ty, Mabel, he will surely find it with your straightforward guidance!]

Heh, your Grunkle Stan sounds more like my kinda guy. Though you won't have to look out for me around him, I assure you. I'm not so easily conned. But even if I was, I wouldn't be the Super High School Level Yakuza if I got arrested for something as lame as getting caught with stolen goods.

[Sur...prise? Your new friend here is actually a criminal. Good going, Mabel, you sure can pick them.]