You're a mobster?! The heir to the largest family of Japanese mobsters even?! [She doesn't sound appalled or put off or anything. She sounds amazed.] Whoaaa...that's so cool! I've never met anyone from something like that before! So if it's only kinda like a mafia, what's the difference then? I mean it makes a lot more sense now, since you're super fashionable and those guys are always wearing fancy suits and hats and stuff.

[Oh, here are some more straightforward directions!]

And wow...a real live princess! Sonia? That's such a pretty name! Perfect for a princess! I've never heard of Novoselic before...is that in Europe? Can I meet her sometime? Please, please, please, please, please? I'll be really good and make the best impression, I promise! Very respectful! I know exactly how to talk to a princess! All the proper etiquette!