[Fuyuhiko gives him A Look. Really? You're gonna try and out-bargain him? The Super High School Level Yakuza? Do you realize how dumb that is?]
Oh yeah. The demon who's been steadily employed at the same place for over a year and gives his girlfriend a present on White Day doesn't follow human social expectations. Hell, the fact that you got me a present at all is following them, isn't it? I mean. You're returning the favor from your own birthday. Not to mention, wanting to return accidentally stolen property, always keeping your word, holding the door open for women and children, being nice to kids during festivals...let's see, what else...
[He puts on a mock thoughtful expression. Like he has to think reeeeaaalllllyyy hard about this as opposed to having several more examples already ready.]
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Oh yeah. The demon who's been steadily employed at the same place for over a year and gives his girlfriend a present on White Day doesn't follow human social expectations. Hell, the fact that you got me a present at all is following them, isn't it? I mean. You're returning the favor from your own birthday. Not to mention, wanting to return accidentally stolen property, always keeping your word, holding the door open for women and children, being nice to kids during festivals...let's see, what else...
[He puts on a mock thoughtful expression. Like he has to think reeeeaaalllllyyy hard about this as opposed to having several more examples already ready.]