[Critical hit. He has absolutely no comeback, because...well. Those...are all things that he does. On a regular basis. All the time. Though he is clearly trying to give a good response to that. Trying to find a way to twist any of that into something a demon would do.
...but in the end he's got nothing and his cheeks flush a little in embarrassment over that. He just sort of sneers a little, flashing his teeth as he glances away and reaches into the pocket of his hakama. As it turns out, the gift wasn't hypothetical at all. It's a small box wrapped in plain brown paper and tied with a simple gold ribbon, bow on top, and it's set down in front of the were before he stuffs a few fries into his mouth. There's your present, you brat.
Dammit. He's an atrocious demon don't go pointing out all the good things he does!!!!]
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[Critical hit. He has absolutely no comeback, because...well. Those...are all things that he does. On a regular basis. All the time. Though he is clearly trying to give a good response to that. Trying to find a way to twist any of that into something a demon would do.
...but in the end he's got nothing and his cheeks flush a little in embarrassment over that. He just sort of sneers a little, flashing his teeth as he glances away and reaches into the pocket of his hakama. As it turns out, the gift wasn't hypothetical at all. It's a small box wrapped in plain brown paper and tied with a simple gold ribbon, bow on top, and it's set down in front of the were before he stuffs a few fries into his mouth. There's your present, you brat.
Dammit. He's an atrocious demon don't go pointing out all the good things he does!!!!]