[That's his job. He's gotcha covered on being a pedantic shit.]
[Though, lord what has he done. He should have thought this through a little more instead of just going HEY. PEKO WANTS THIS THING. I WILL BUY THE THING.]
[Literally the only thought put into that purchase. What a guy.]
Wait, they can do that shit right after they hatch? [WELP. He kinda thought that was an acquired skill.]
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[Though, lord what has he done. He should have thought this through a little more instead of just going HEY. PEKO WANTS THIS THING. I WILL BUY THE THING.]
[Literally the only thought put into that purchase. What a guy.]
Wait, they can do that shit right after they hatch? [WELP. He kinda thought that was an acquired skill.]