Alright, alright, jeez. I get it: the hamsters need a scarf!
[GOD WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD. Hold on, give him a minute to think of a compromise here.]
What if we just get you a different scarf? One that's a little shorter so that you can tuck it in the front of your jacket or something instead of wrapping it a million times around your neck and still having it trail all over the place?
[It is possible to make scarves look nice with suits. Just...not that scarf. That is entirely too much scarf. Though since when did this become a "we" endeavor?]
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[GOD WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD. Hold on, give him a minute to think of a compromise here.]
What if we just get you a different scarf? One that's a little shorter so that you can tuck it in the front of your jacket or something instead of wrapping it a million times around your neck and still having it trail all over the place?
[It is possible to make scarves look nice with suits. Just...not that scarf. That is entirely too much scarf. Though since when did this become a "we" endeavor?]