Yeah, Blendin Blandin. He's this guy from the future who was sent back to the past to fix some time anomalies but when he got there he couldn't find any. And it turned out that was because Dipper and I were supposed to cause them! Cause we found his time travel device - it's this tape measure, and you pull the tape out however long you want to go back in time, like a day or a year or whatever, and let it go and it transports you back in time. Or forward in time. But we kept going back in time so he could win this crush of his, Wendy, a weird toy, but when we finally succeeded that let Pacifica win Waddles instead of me, so we had this epic argument through time together over it and caused a bunch of anomalies and he got in trouble.

[A few more bites of parfait.]

And then, a little while later, he came back and invoked this ancient rite of Globnar or whatever, which is gladiatorial time combat, but we tricked these suckers into giving us a time tape measure and went back in time to escape it, but we found out all about our friend's Soos' dad and how sad he was, and that if you win Globnar you get a time wish which can do literally anything! Literally! So we decided to fight Blandin in all of these hard challenges. We got to fight a cyclocks and I rode a unicycle on a tightrope and we even got to drive a motor cycle in a time race! And then the end challenge was laser tag and we totally kicked his butt.

So we got the time wish and we gave Blandin his title back and even gave him some nice hair so we're not sure why he'd do something like this to us but like...how else can you explain it??