impheired: happened last night, but i think i dislocated my kneecap during an epic mario kart battle... (nanami ♚ i'm not entirely sure what)
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] impheired) wrote2015-08-03 05:55 pm
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<NineHeaded> this is kuzuryuu fuyuhiko.
<NineHeaded> you're probbaly better off coming to find me than leaving a message on this piece ofshit.
<NineHeaded> but whatever. if it's not stupid,i'll get back to you whenever i open my laptop again.
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tasteslikesurvival: (BUT I'M THE COOL ONE)

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[personal profile] tasteslikesurvival 2016-02-14 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
hey uh i'd just give you some chocolate but i don't know if you could eat it.
so, uh, if you want, i'll get you something else if you want.
impheired: but it looked like he might have a shank, and i'm just not at a place in my life where i could handle having tetanus (unsure ♚ i almost took a picture)

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[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-14 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
that makes two of us, i'm not sure if i can still eat it either.
i'm waiting till the fog ends to test it, just in case.

[Surely he can still eat it as a human???]

so whatever you want to give me is fine.

[WHY ARE SO MANY GIRLS GIVING HIM STUFF THOUGH it's so bizarre. This is the first time he's gotten anything other than aniki-choco.]
tasteslikesurvival: (/leans in)

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[personal profile] tasteslikesurvival 2016-02-15 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[It would suck if he couldn't.]

maybe i can give you something else...
maybe cookies?
impheired: on me 'cause i got an abrasive personality and am a lil ugly, but that's ok 'cause those are my best qualities. (happy ♚ no one ever has a crush)

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[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-17 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
that's fine. nanami and koizumi did the same thing.
so long as it's not dog treats, you won't hear me bitching.
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[personal profile] tasteslikesurvival 2016-02-17 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
course not! i wouldn't do that.
impheired: regardless of the fact that its april fool's day. (laugh ♚ wow your whole life is a joke)

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[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-18 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
it was a joke, don't worry. i didn't actually think you would.

[Though a joke rooted in reality because SOME PEOPLE apparently thought it was an a+ idea Mahiru Koizumi.]
tasteslikesurvival: (Ffft)

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[personal profile] tasteslikesurvival 2016-02-19 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
oh, hah. that makes more sense. just don't get me fish or grass for white day and we'll be good.]

[She might be laughing.]
impheired: got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he can't be mad! (smirk ♚ the best part is that my dad)

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[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-22 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
i was thinking bean sprouts, actually. you know, since they're actually white.
seemed perfect to me!!

[The double exclamation point probably means he's joking. Hopefully.]
tasteslikesurvival: (Ffft)

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[personal profile] tasteslikesurvival 2016-02-23 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
oi, is that how you treat a lady?
were you raised in a pound?

[Yep, she hopes he's joking...which is why she's joking back.]
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impheired: and i've already had like three mid-life crises. (facepalm ♚ i'm only seventeen)

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[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-24 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
better a pound than a barn!
wait. shit, i keep forgetting you're a werebear now.
maybe i should have said berries? and...a cave?
ah fuck it.

[THIS IS WHAT HE GETS FOR TRYING TO BE A FUNNY MAN WITH THE JOKES. You're the straight man, Fuyuhiko, stick to what you know.]

anyway, i'm not that much of an asshole. plus, pulling something like that on white day would be a good way to get my ass kicked back home.
so i can't do it here, even if i don't have that threat actually hanging over my head.
no worries.
tasteslikesurvival: (Ffft)

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[personal profile] tasteslikesurvival 2016-02-24 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
kuzuryuu
i hate to tell you but i'm laughing so hard.
i definitely got the joke.
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