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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] impheired) wrote2015-08-03 05:55 pm
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<NineHeaded> this is kuzuryuu fuyuhiko.
<NineHeaded> you're probbaly better off coming to find me than leaving a message on this piece ofshit.
<NineHeaded> but whatever. if it's not stupid,i'll get back to you whenever i open my laptop again.
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hamham: flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten (He got mad when I told him his)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-02-23 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[.....he's calling others virgins when he's clearly one himself...]

That sounds good...March it is then. What sorts of gifts do you...typically give to girls for such a thing then?

[Like sure, he knows it's supposed to be thought very carefully for, and he thinks it's supposed to be something expensive, but again he never got to practice this himself. Knowing something like that will probably be good before he starts trying to decide what she'd like.]
impheired: not on me. just like...in a drawer (ponder ♚ sometimes i wish i had boobs.)

[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-23 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends on the girl. Ideally, you want to give 'em something three times the value of what they gave you, but so long as it's at least double, you're fine. But your own feelings are part of it too, same as theirs on Valentine's day. Meaning most of your return gifts are gonna be obligations.

So for them, probably cookies or white chocolate, maybe inexpensive jewelry if you wanna go that far. Like for a girl who's more than an obligation, but not someone you have feelings for. [A friend, Fuyuhiko. The word you're looking for is friend.] For Sonia though you'll want to go with something a little more...personal.
hamham: Can you come in here? (Hamster emergency.)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-02-23 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[He nods as Fuyuhiko talks. Okay, that makes sense...he doesn't think he has anyone who is more than an obligation, but not someone he has feelings for, so that'll be easy then.

But then he gets to Sonia and trails off a little before saying "personal" and...what does that mean??]

"Personal"...? Just...how personal is this gift supposed to be...?

[He might be taking that the wrong way right now. Maybe. (Definitely.)]
impheired: mouse traps and brownies on my porch? (unsure ♚ just wondering. did you put)

[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-23 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know like...something sentimental. Something that's uniquely a Sonia-type of present. [A beat.] The hell did you think I meant?

[Gundam you are not even close to being on the level of giving a girl the gift of lingerie for white day. He's not sure you'll ever be on that level, to be honest.]
hamham: use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving (I was gonna drive but when I tried to)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-02-23 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
N-nothing, nevermind. [HE WASN'T THINKING ANYTHING. (No he was a little worried it'd be along those lines or something.)]

I will give this careful thought then...I will be sure to find the perfect gift for her.

[The Perfect Gift.]
impheired: better when people don’t know what you’re up to. (talk ♚ i realized that life is so much)

[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-24 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you will. [A satisfied nod.] Now was that it, or is there something else you're losing your shit over?

[Okay, we're back to being gruff because we've have talked entirely too much about feelings already and he needs a break before he dies or something. Because surely that's what will happen if he gives up the tsun.]
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