impheired: happened last night, but i think i dislocated my kneecap during an epic mario kart battle... (nanami ♚ i'm not entirely sure what)
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] impheired) wrote2015-08-03 05:55 pm

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<NineHeaded> this is kuzuryuu fuyuhiko.
<NineHeaded> you're probbaly better off coming to find me than leaving a message on this piece ofshit.
<NineHeaded> but whatever. if it's not stupid,i'll get back to you whenever i open my laptop again.
hamham: We can open a petting zoo. (I wanna pet his head its so fluffy.)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-08-19 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hmph, are we not now forever bound together in blood, heart, spirit and action? I believe the phrase you mortals like to use is, "we ride together, we die together."

[We caused them.]

I simply took pleasure in your reactions to a number of things. From how adamant you were about not putting special preferences onto the list, to having learned the hard way how you feel about the forbidden white liquid. For someone who never had very interesting shopping trips, it was an enjoyable change of pace.

[Yes. Apparently he's into that.]
Edited 2016-08-19 11:53 (UTC)
hamham: Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult. (Update: I may or may not be in a cult.)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-08-20 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey at least this means if you do something stupid, he'll take the fall with you??]

Hardly. It is just refreshing to interact with humans in a way that is atypical to how I've always interacted with them before.

[He's extremely easy to amuse. Don't listen to him.]

What has amused you in the past then, hm? You cannot mention it without elaborating.
hamham: lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess. (You are a beautiful beautiful young)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-08-20 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That hardly seems fair if that's your plan. It would be like mentioning that I have a gift for you, but deciding not to let you open it.

[Wow is he really insinuating he might have a birthday gift for the yakuza heir and may hold it hostage?]
hamham: making battle in Mcdonalds. She started it, but I totally finished it. (A little girl and I are having a face)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-08-20 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
That is truly a good question. Hypothetically speaking, there may be a gift that has been sitting within my hakama this entire time that I have yet to give to you. I could, in theory, continue to keep it hidden. So it may have been an insinuation.

[He takes a thoughtful drink from his soda before setting the glass down.]

On the other hand, it is your birthday. I suppose social expectations would insist that I let you have it, despite whatever the situation may be.

[It's with a cheeky grin that he continues, fixing the were with a mischievous look.]

But then again, it is not often that I follow the social expectations of humans and demons are certainly not above bargaining and ransom to obtain what they want.
Edited 2016-08-20 19:48 (UTC)
hamham: challenged walrus. (I'm functioning at the level of a)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-08-20 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Khk--

[Critical hit. He has absolutely no comeback, because...well. Those...are all things that he does. On a regular basis. All the time. Though he is clearly trying to give a good response to that. Trying to find a way to twist any of that into something a demon would do.

...but in the end he's got nothing and his cheeks flush a little in embarrassment over that. He just sort of sneers a little, flashing his teeth as he glances away and reaches into the pocket of his hakama. As it turns out, the gift wasn't hypothetical at all. It's a small box wrapped in plain brown paper and tied with a simple gold ribbon, bow on top, and it's set down in front of the were before he stuffs a few fries into his mouth. There's your present, you brat.

Dammit. He's an atrocious demon don't go pointing out all the good things he does!!!!]
hamham: was singing "what does the fox say" so I started answering in similar satanic ritual noises (Today in French class my teacher)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-08-20 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gundam clears his throat a little, the color in his face darkening further. Well, he did ask. And...actually, that's not so bad he guesses. There are probably a lot of similar things he could list about the were after all. At the thanks he finally glances up, managing a chuckle.]

You're welcome, though I really don't understand why you would thank me before gazing upon the gift. For all you are aware of, there could be a dead rat in there.

[It's not one, but it could be!!!]
hamham: I don't think she's going to call you. (YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK.)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-08-20 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[YES HE KNOWS but he'd just...feel bad getting thanks for a gift his kyoudai may not like in the end...]

True enough.

[And that's all he says, because he's sort of holding his breath and watching. He's so nervous...he's not sure if this will at all be good enough. The watch was amazing, probably the best gift he's ever gotten, and he's worn it literally ever since. It means a lot to him, and couple that with the fact that they are sworn blood brothers now...this gift had to be special.

Which is why Fuyuhiko will find that his gift isn't just a box, but it's a jewelry box. That black velvet type box you'd find a ring in. Because that's exactly what's inside! a big, gaudy ring. The ring itself is a gold matching the dragon, with the black onyx display set onto the top of it. And everything looks pretty real, including that small diamond.

There are a lot of things he wants to point out about it, but the demon holds his tongue and waits for the were's reaction first. No point in explaining anything if he doesn't like it after all...]
hamham: Get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me. (I want a battle ostrich.)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-08-22 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[At the were's reaction, his nervous and tense expression breaks pretty quickly into a smile, one that he tries to hide behind a drink of his soda. It's kind of a failure, since it's still there once he sets the glass down.]

It's...custom. [That's "where".] Of course, items with such an obvious Japanese influence are few and far between here, so I spoke with one of the jewelers that I frequent, who made me many items of which I wear. [He's mentioning this not because he wants to impress him with the lengths he went through for it, or how expensive it is, but to reassure him of one important fact.]

As such, I guarantee you there's no silver. Nothing is merely plated gold, so there will be no risk to you whatsoever. Along with the gold, the diamond and onyx are genuine as well.

[And, now, for the nerding.]

My hopes is that this ring will serve you well as more than just an accessory. Diamonds are said to bring victory, strength and great fortitude to whomever wears one. Along with this, it resonates as an excellent protection stone, said to help ward away dark spirits. It's also known to strengthen properties of other stones and its effects are especially strengthened when it is set in gold. It pairs well with the onyx because of this.

The onyx is known to help improve one's inner strength, willpower, self mastery and discipline, as well as their reasoning skills. Specifically, it helps to increase your focus, persistence and resistance, aiding in tasks that require these traits. Onyx is also capable of helping to soothe stress, panic and harsh moods, acting as a superior tool for grounding oneself. While it cannot guarantee success in what you are trying to accomplish, it works well for consolidating the properties of other stones. Meaning, combined with the positive attributes of the diamond and the setting of the stones, success can still be more assured than with either stone on their own.

[...well he did say he would try and help with the moon brain thing however he could. If Fuyuhiko wasn't expecting some kind of nerdy attempt, I don't know what to tell him. But it's clear from Gundam's expression and the emphasis he's putting into his explanation, even if it's not really something his brother believes in, he's really trying. Finding the perfect stones to use for something like this was very important. It needed to be functional along with nice looking...]
Edited 2016-08-24 22:57 (UTC)
hamham: made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis. (He was sleeping but the way he was)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-08-25 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey, give the stones a chance! Maybe if you believe they'll help, then they will. Mind over matter!

But a reaction like that...he doesn't even realize that he raises a hand to his chest. Did his heart just skip a beat? He's pretty sure it did. Maybe even a couple. He meant for this gift to really mean something, to not only be equal to what he was given before but tell the were exactly how he feels, but was prepared for it to mostly be brushed off too. Not in a bad way, mind you! It's not like he was waiting for Fuyuhiko to tell him it was stupid or something, just...he wasn't sure if it would have as much of a weight as he was trying to give it.

It clearly did though. And then for him to be so straightforward with his thanks - he's going to cherish it - catches him even more off guard. Gundam's never had a gift accepted from him with so much feeling before. Granted, he also hasn't given many gifts out, but still.

He nods at first, unsure of what to say in reply. And a little unsure if he can keep his voice steady or not. His chest feels like it's full of butterflies or birds or something, with how relieved and grateful he is.]


You're welcome.

[In the end, he just goes with the simplest answer. There are so many other things he wants to say, but he can't really find the words to express them.

You're very important to him, Fuyuhiko. He hopes that message, too, was communicated clearly with this gift. Because it just doesn't seem like there are any words that could adequately describe that.]
hamham: Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." (We're watching an ocean show on)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-08-27 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Look at them. Being real men. Because that's what they are! Except Gundam of course can't keep quiet for long. After a few bites of his food, he speaks up.]

By the way, how does it fit? I borrowed one of your rings whilst you slumbered a while ago to use as a reference, but he mentioned he may be able to adjust it if it's needed.

[Sorry, he just can't stew in his own feelings. He may not be talking about them, but he's gotta talk at least a little.]
hamham: one to replace every beer bottle in your fridge with a picture of a baby kitten. (Yes I may or may not have been the)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-08-27 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO. HE REFUSES TO STEW IN HIS OWN FEELINGS ALONE.]

Kehehe...demons are extremely resourceful, kyoudai. That part of the equation was the easiest to complete. Everything else was far more difficult.

[Deciding on the stones, on the design...he started this weeks ago. Not only to give his jeweler plenty of time to complete it, but because it was seriously just so hard to decide how he wanted it to look, and what Fuyuhiko would like.]
hamham: because I found a cat. (I didn't want to walk to anymore parties)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-08-28 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[NO.

But alright, alright. He gives him a smile and then moves to start finishing his salad. He'll let you recover a little. Better recover quick though, both of you will eventually run out of things to eat!]