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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, NINEHEADED. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 009.21.328.89 * NineHeaded has joined 009.21.328.89 <NineHeaded> this is kuzuryuu fuyuhiko. <NineHeaded> you're probbaly better off coming to find me than leaving a message on this piece ofshit. <NineHeaded>** but whatever. if it's not stupid,i'll get back to you whenever i open my laptop again.

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[Can you feel how excited she is through friend osmosis? If you were here right now, you'd get to watch all of the humans that pass by her tree walk away feeling absolutely elated thanks to the happy song she's chirping.]

it wont' give me any trouble at all! dippers latin stuff was supeir boring but i still picked up some of it prety easily while he was learning it or when he was reding and rwriting his dumb ciphers and spells and junk.
i'm simply the best studen tthere is!
so wahtever you're willing to teach me i definitely wanna learn!

well then, whenever you're ready just come over and we'll start.
though...maybe we should wait till after this bug bullshit is over and done with. you still don't like demons and manticores, right?

oh, right...
that's okay, i can wait! once its ovre, i'll come over all the time!

you know you're always welcome here.
besides, not like the gate could keep you out, even if you weren't.
just make sure not to come over till the afternoon, at least. i can't teach you anything if i'm asleep.

okay!!
only in the afternoon, got it. i can do that!

[After a few moments, she thinks of something else to ask, and another message comes through.]

so when's your birthday???

it was tuesday. the 16th

we're both august babies!!!!

[That's so exciting!

...

..........wait.]

AW I MISSED IT!! D:

heh, yeah. i guess we are.

it's ok. you didn't miss anything.
besides, we hung out that night for a bit, remember?

[Did Mabel catch him in the middle of buying a birthday present for himself? She sure did.]

but i didn't get to say happy birthday cuz i didn't know...tha'ts important!
happy birthday!!!!!
sooooo was that tie a birthady present to yourself then?

[She does that! She loves getting presents from others, and always loves what they give her, but she also likes spending a little of her allowance on herself too.]

thanks.
i guess you could say that.
aside from going to lunch with tanaka, i just sepnt the day doing things i like. looking at suits and ties happens to be one of those things.
it's like i said earlier, your birthday's whatever you want it to be.

i remembre you told me that!
that you liked looking at suits.
hehe i guess you're settign a pretty good example then!
that sounds kinda nice. maybe i'll do that for my birthday too...
well, not go out with your firend. but maybe i'll go out to lunch on my own!

well surely your uncle will want to do something with you, right?
lunch was tanaka's idea, not mine. so you don't have to go alone, if you don't want to.

[Maybe Fuyuhiko will surprise you, even!]

[There's some silence on her end, because the thing with Stan is...complicated.]

i can't really go with him...
that thing that i have with demons and manticores?
i...kinda feel the same way about goblins too now...
even though i love him a lot, every time i see him i just get so angry and want to tel lhim i hate him and atack him

[And you better believe she feels absolutely awful about it.]

i havnt'e even been back at the shack this whole month...

[...oh. Jeez.]

that's just because of the bug. and i'm sure they'll figure out a cure before your birthday.
i know surgery's an option and it works, if you get a competent doctor.
if another option doesn't pop up soon, you may want to take that. because the alternative is having that thing rip its way out of you, and you definitely don't want that.

[Annnnnd more silence.]

i don't kno if i could do that...
wtha if i get a bad one? or a mean one...

[She generally tries to see the good in everyone and everything, but she's not an idiot. She's seen the way some people talk and act...if she got some kind of sadist for a doctor, what would she do?]

i'm toos craed to do that
id ont' even hav dipper here to go with me

[She...she doesn't know what she's gonna do...]

if nobody else finds a different cure, then i'll go with you for the surgery.
and i'll make sure you get someone who isn't mean or crazy. i'll stay right with you through the whole thing to make sure they don't try anything. promise.
alright?

[Fuyuhiko you're making her cry. In a good way! But man how is she supposed to hug you and cry on you when she's just talking to you through the laptop?]

youd really do that for me?

of course. i said it's a promise, didn't i?
i don't make promises i have no intention of keeping.

your ethe best!!!!!!!
thank you so much iv'e been so csared and not sure what to do
and i liek the empress and lal but i don't want to die

you won't. i'm not gonna let that happen.
especially not so some stupid bug can live. the empress or whoever is just gonna have to get over it.

[She's just going to take a few minutes to cry here. She'll get back to you once she's done. This is just such a big deal for her. If she could have gone with Stan that would have been one thing. She knows he would have made sure she only got the best treatment they could provide. But she couldn't, so she's been dreading this for weeks. And it's just...such a huge relief to know he's willing to do something like this for her. And with the way life has been going here in Ryslig, she's needed some relief.

She's not even sure what to say really.]

t ankj you so muchu. so sos so soso so much

[Saying thank you again works, right?]

you don't have to thank me.

[A delay, and then:]

but you're welcome.
i'm gonna kep my eye out for any news of a cure, so i'll let you know if i hear anything, alright?

okay!! and if i hera antyhing i'l let you know too...
and if thre isn't anything, thn we can go dot hat surgery thing.
and i do have to thank you.
we arent relatd and i'm just a kdi but you're alway s so nice to me
and you don't have to do th is for me at lal but you are
it meand so much to me

[Mabel, stop, you're killing him.]

i just meant that it's not that big a deal is all. i mean...that's the sorta stuff any decent person would do.
you're supposed to be nice to kids.

[It's only fair for making her cry!]

well it's a big deal to me!
so there!!

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