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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, NINEHEADED. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 009.21.328.89 *** NineHeaded has joined 009.21.328.89 <NineHeaded> this is kuzuryuu fuyuhiko. <NineHeaded> you're probbaly better off coming to find me than leaving a message on this piece ofshit. <NineHeaded> but whatever. if it's not stupid,i'll get back to you whenever i open my laptop again.

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November 3rd; Action

[hamham]

[So it's before sending this chainletter to Hiyoko that Gundam realized something. While he is pretty sure this is serious, and he definitely doesn't want to suffer being a snake forever, is it worth it to send something like this to something like her...that's when he decides to talk to the most knowledgeable guy he knows.

Laptop in hand, he (somewhat clumsily) starts slithering towards their room, hoping that Fuyuhiko would be there and he wouldn't have to try and hunt him down when he's still getting the hang of his new snake body. Thankfully it's not that far of a trek from the kitchen, where he'd been browsing the network and enjoying a little snack.]

Kyoudai?

[Just peeking into their room. Are you here brother?]

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[Luckily for Gundam, Fuyuhiko is in their room. He's laying on his futon, idly rolling a tennis ball back and forth between his claws. His own laptop is sitting atop the dresser, still open to his private channel.]

[He looks up when Gundam enters the room, catching the ball under one of his newly-scaled hands.]

What's up, kyoudai?

[hamham]

[Oh thank god.

He quickly moves to join him, half of his tail still trailing outside the door and probably still even a little down the stairs but he's got most of himself on his own futon at least.

He looks very distressed.]

I desperately require your guidance. I've recently received a cursed message and yearn to avoid the ill effects of such a hex, but am hesitant to follow its instructions as perfectly as I should. Namely I do not wish to deal with Saionji regarding this matter...seeing as you are more knowledgable of such mortal spells and traditions, I was hoping you would be able to help...

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......

[Are you fucking kidding him.]

Was it about a kid who died on a porch because he got shitty candy?

[The look on his face alone should probably be enough to tell Gundam that he was right not to send this message to Hiyoko.]

[hamham]

[At the question he nods, holding his laptop a little closer to himself. The look does indeed say it was a good idea not to send it to Hiyoko. But he still looks very invested in learning how to break this curse.]

It was, yes. Does it require that I send it to people who I am somewhat close with or would it be possible to avoid sending it to her...would I still break the curse otherwise, if it were sent to some that I am only mere acquaintances with instead? In that same vein, I would like to avoid placing such a curse upon you, or Sonia...

[Help him. Save him.]

[impheired]

[Fuyuhiko sighs.]

...kyoudai. [His tone is as disbelieving as his expression.] It's not a curse. It's a chain letter sent by a stupid asshole who's got nothing better to do with his time. It's not real, all sending it will do is make you look like an idiot.

1/2

[hamham]

[........................sweats.]

[hamham]

I-I see.

[Well then. Who did he send it to...Karamatsu probably won't think too poorly of him...Mahiru though.............fuck.]

I have a follow up question.

[impheired]

[Oh my god, Gundam...]

[Fuyuhiko goes back to rolling his ball between his hands, though he's still paying attention to Gundam. He's clearly just a little bored and trying to do something to keep his hands occupied.]

And that is...?

[hamham]

[Gundam pulls his tail into the room, doing his best to fill up a corner of it so as not to intrude any on Fuyuhiko, and uses the end of it to close the door as quietly as possible.]

You would not, by chance, be willing to send Koizumi elsewhere if she comes looking for me would you...?

[impheired]

...did you send it to her?

[hamham]

[The way he ducks his head a little is probably answer enough.]

I did...

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[It is.]

Well, I doubt she'll come after you over something like that. She'll probably just message you back. But...if she does, I won't let her know where you are.

[Not saying he'll send her elsewhere though, he's not stupid enough to purposefully lie to Mahiru. Not over something like this.]