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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, NINEHEADED. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 009.21.328.89 *** NineHeaded has joined 009.21.328.89 <NineHeaded> this is kuzuryuu fuyuhiko. <NineHeaded> you're probbaly better off coming to find me than leaving a message on this piece ofshit. <NineHeaded> but whatever. if it's not stupid,i'll get back to you whenever i open my laptop again.

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do you think id be able to get a job i liked?

liiiiiiike a card dealer or a bartender or something at a stripclub or something?

[do you have any faith in his ability to land anything at all......]

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what the fuck would you even do at a strip club?

[Disgusting. Doubly disgusting if Osomatsu intended to BE the stripper in that example. Though Fuyuhiko is pretty sure that's not what the man had in mind.]

[Dear god, please don't let that be what he had in mind.]

pretty sure you need training to be a bartender. so that's probably a no-go for you unless you want to actually go through with something like that.
card dealer you could probably manage though.

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i dunno i was thinking i could be a bouncer or something? or an announcer guy or someone that works backstage? a host?

i aint strippin if thats what ur thinking
i wanna see strippers not get naked for cash

oh oh kuzuryuu-sama! youre like a yakuza right? do you think you could help me get a job in a casino or something? i bet youd be able to pretty easily