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Entry tags:
- !ic,
- #game: route_29,
- &action,
- &audio,
- fuck parties,
- fuck that,
- fuck this,
- fucking incredible,
- going to be the very best,
- he's pretty sore about the pingpong ball,
- in more ways than one,
- literally the worst invitation clair,
- shsl spider wrestler,
- so dignified,
- stupid fucking shitty ass spider,
- what the hell is prom
Second Hit | Audio + Action for Route 35
Audio:
[If you thought Kuzuryuu would be happy about the prospect of a fancy red carpet event, then you are sorely mistaken. Though, at the moment, this might have more to do with the uh...method of invitation Clair decided to employ than the event itself. Three guesses who got beaned right in the head with a few of those ping pong balls. First two guesses don't count.]
[It was Kuzuryuu.]
Why the everloving fuck would you decide to invite people to something by dropping goddamn plastic balls on them!? That's not fucking normal, who the hell does something like this!? This better not be something that happens regularly here, I swear...
[He trails off, falling into a sort of contemplative silence for a few moments.]
What the hell is a prom, anyway? Some kind of party or something? [Hello, I am very Japanese and we do not have proms. Also I went to murderschool. There are no dances at murder school, only murders.] VIPs I get but wh-- son of a bitch!! [The sounds of a jostled struggle can be heard, along with a range of very happy Ariados noises.]
Goddammit, Meiwaku!! You can't fucking-- [What is even going on over there...] Get off you dumbass!! I swear to fu-- [Thankfully, the transmission cuts out fairly quickly into the unseen scuffle. He'll uh...he'll get back to you if anybody actually wants to answer that question about prom.]
Action:
[For anybody who happens to be out and about, they might run into Kuzuryuu mid-spider scuffle just outside of Goldenrod on Route 35. He's been out here training for most of the day (as per usual) and has two new evolutions to show for it: Bisharp and Ariados. The former appears as calm as she ever does, cradling Kuzuryuu's Pokégear in her hands and watching the scene before her with something that might be amusement. As for the latter...apparently she either hasn't noticed or doesn't care that evolving means she's quite a bit bigger than she used to be. So she's very determinedly trying to climb all over her master just like in the (not so) good ol' days. It's not really working but that isn't stopping her. Nothing is stopping her.]
[She WILL reclaim her fuzzy throne, rules of physics and everything that is logical be damned!!]
[Needless to say, Kuzuryuu is not amused and there's quite a bit of yelling going on and even more swearing.]
You're too big for that now, dipshit!! Fucking-- QUIT!! I didn't even-- DAMMIT! How about I fucking sit on you for a change, huh!? Then what, fucker!?
[He wasn't kidding about that because after a few more moment's wrestling, he definitely plants himself squarely on her back. Though...since he hardly weighs more than she does, the impact is probably not as impressive as he was hoping for. It surprised her enough to pin her to the ground, sure, but she barely seems to mind if the even happier noises and excited squirming are anything to go by.]
[Approac-- more like turn around and walk away and pretend you didn't see this. Why would you...]
[If you thought Kuzuryuu would be happy about the prospect of a fancy red carpet event, then you are sorely mistaken. Though, at the moment, this might have more to do with the uh...method of invitation Clair decided to employ than the event itself. Three guesses who got beaned right in the head with a few of those ping pong balls. First two guesses don't count.]
[It was Kuzuryuu.]
Why the everloving fuck would you decide to invite people to something by dropping goddamn plastic balls on them!? That's not fucking normal, who the hell does something like this!? This better not be something that happens regularly here, I swear...
[He trails off, falling into a sort of contemplative silence for a few moments.]
What the hell is a prom, anyway? Some kind of party or something? [Hello, I am very Japanese and we do not have proms. Also I went to murderschool. There are no dances at murder school, only murders.] VIPs I get but wh-- son of a bitch!! [The sounds of a jostled struggle can be heard, along with a range of very happy Ariados noises.]
Goddammit, Meiwaku!! You can't fucking-- [What is even going on over there...] Get off you dumbass!! I swear to fu-- [Thankfully, the transmission cuts out fairly quickly into the unseen scuffle. He'll uh...he'll get back to you if anybody actually wants to answer that question about prom.]
Action:
[For anybody who happens to be out and about, they might run into Kuzuryuu mid-spider scuffle just outside of Goldenrod on Route 35. He's been out here training for most of the day (as per usual) and has two new evolutions to show for it: Bisharp and Ariados. The former appears as calm as she ever does, cradling Kuzuryuu's Pokégear in her hands and watching the scene before her with something that might be amusement. As for the latter...apparently she either hasn't noticed or doesn't care that evolving means she's quite a bit bigger than she used to be. So she's very determinedly trying to climb all over her master just like in the (not so) good ol' days. It's not really working but that isn't stopping her. Nothing is stopping her.]
[She WILL reclaim her fuzzy throne, rules of physics and everything that is logical be damned!!]
[Needless to say, Kuzuryuu is not amused and there's quite a bit of yelling going on and even more swearing.]
You're too big for that now, dipshit!! Fucking-- QUIT!! I didn't even-- DAMMIT! How about I fucking sit on you for a change, huh!? Then what, fucker!?
[He wasn't kidding about that because after a few more moment's wrestling, he definitely plants himself squarely on her back. Though...since he hardly weighs more than she does, the impact is probably not as impressive as he was hoping for. It surprised her enough to pin her to the ground, sure, but she barely seems to mind if the even happier noises and excited squirming are anything to go by.]
[Approac-- more like turn around and walk away and pretend you didn't see this. Why would you...]
[action]
Haha!! You're kidding, right?! That's your idea of a joke, isn't it? [Fucking hysterical. What a riot.]
I'm not sure which is funnier! The idea of somebody trying to fucking steal from me or the idea that I'd enjoy this bullshit any more than you!
[I mean really now, look who we're talking about here. Do you really think he's going to have fun at this sort of thing.]
[action]
That's what you yakuza do, right? All this stories about them being kind is just scraps from the past... you tattoo yourselves aaaall over, get drunk, get slimy at night... ew! How gross!
[Then again, Kuzuryuu hasn't been very... SHSL Yakuza-ey.] Not that I think you'll do much damage, with how little you live up to your SHSL... but people are shaped by their environment! I can almost see you 'enjoying it' much more than anyone would expect you too...
[action] spoilers in minor also i'm so sorry forever
[Especially when Kuzuryuu makes a grab for Saionji's collar, aiming to pull her up and in as close as he can for maximum threatening power. Because holy shit, talk about a low blow. Saionji did you even think before you opened your mouth? He's standing right fucking in front of you and you thought this was a good thing to say?]
[How was your death merely an accident?]
You shouldn't talk about things you don't understand like you're some kind of expert. It just makes you sound even stupider than you really are, you pigheaded, good-for-nothing bitch. [He's...surprisingly not yelling. But But every word is dripping with rage and punctuated with venom and this might actually be scarier than when he yells. Because somehow he seems more serious like this, more likely to actually go through with any threat that leaves his mouth.] You don't know shit about the environment I was shaped by. So why don't you shut your goddamn mouth before I find a way to do it for you? Permanently.
[Saionji. Please. For the love of god, just this once, do NOT dig yourself in any deeper with him. Just this one time. Especially not when he has a blademon bigger than both of you standing right behind him, he might actually cut your tongue out.]
[He really kind of wants to do that.]