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[Hello Network, are you having a peaceful day? Nice and quiet? Good, because this kid is about to ruin it. Half-pint here apparently doesn’t know the meaning of the word "inside voice."]

[Even if he is technically outside, but semantics. He’s still yelling far too loudly for that to not be disturbing somebody.]

Hey, Hinata! Or any of you other fuckwits, what the hell happened!? Where are you??

[What do you mean there are other people who can access this network?]

I think that Naegi bastard might have lied to us. Tch, and here I thought we'd have nothing to worry about with a face that harmless looking. We need to regroup and figure out what went wrong with--

[Just as Kuzuryuu is about to unload some real SHSL spoilers, he cuts off, paling slightly due to a small, nervous voice piping up from somewhere off screen. His head spins around so fast it’s a wonder he didn’t break his own neck.]

U-um. [Now that she’s approaching her friend, the girl is clearly unsure if this was what she wanted to do. He didn't seem very happy about their circumstances - though who could blame him, really?] Wh-who are you talking to? Is Hinata-san there? [Yeah, guess who hasn’t really done diddly squat with her gear.]

Sh-shit!! Tsumiki!?

[The feed ends abruptly, with the shorter boy only looking all the more like he's seen a ghost.]

((ooc: Responses will come from Kuzuryuu or Mikan, probably both. Also a warning for spoiler in castmate threads because there’s just no way those aren’t going to pop up.))

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Berries that heal things like paralysis? Where can you find things like that? [Because she may need to get a hold of some to figure them out.] I can learn more about them on my own, so it's okay if you don't know! Thank you for telling me what you do know, though. Ah, those will be useful then.

[Yeah probably....]

I will! But Nanami-san shouldn't worry about helping me. You should do more worthwhile things, like fight your gyms!

I think they can be found in the wild on trees...you might also be able to buy them in places, although I haven't looked around too much for that. My money's gone to items for my Pokemon, and also games...

[ MOST OF HER MONEY HAS GONE TO GEAR GAMES, LET'S BE HONEST... ]

Hm? I think it's normal to worry about and want to help your friends, though.

How dense are you!?

[DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME, MOTHERFUCKER???]

Do I have to spell it out for you?! Super. High. School. Level. Gang. Ster. [He puts extra emphasis on the last two syllables. Is this getting through to you?] How do you think I got that title, moron, I'm next in line to take over the family!

Well...thank you for your concern. I truly appreciate it...I will be sure to treasure it!

[Nanami you should save your money........]

I will search around for the berries, and I can...report my findings to you, if you'd like?

I said it was straightened out, didn't I?! If you don't remember, then don't worry about it, dumbass!!

[Yeah like hell is he just going to open up and spill about the SHSL Despair thing. He doesn't even know you, man.]

[ She needs a keeper in terms of her game-buying habits tbh... ]

That would be fine with me...you can call my gear whenever you like, Tsumiki-san. You already should have the number logged from my replies here...so that's the one to use.

[ Though she doesn't mind if Tsumiki calls her about things not having to do with berries, either. She's pretty easy-going. ]

[You mean Hinata isn't working on that?]

Would that really be alright? I-I will be sure to share everything I learn! Thank you, Nanami-san!

[Thank you for what.....

Spoilers, you're going to hear a lot about berries, Nanami. And that's probably it.]

[Wow. What a shocker. Tsumiki is crying.]

[Kuzuryuu would probably be more disposed to feeling slightly bad about that were he not convinced that she's trying to play him like a fiddle again. Because there's no way that she just happened to forget all her SHSL Despair memories.]

[For the next couple of minutes, however, Tsumiki at least doesn't have to deal with his yelling being directed at her. Kirigiri and Nanami get to deal with that instead. But hey, at least he starts calming down somewhat. Finally, he turns his attention back to Tsumiki.]

What's the last thing you remember before you woke up here?

[It's sharp, but at least at a normal volume.]

And don't you dare think about lying to me!

[ Kirigiri has done the most there by ordering her to remember about food and sleep, so she...budgets for food and stuff. ]

Of course. If possible, I'd like to hear from everyone every so often...if we're not all travelling together or in the same place, it's good to know that everyone else is doing okay, isn't it...?

[ She will listen to all the berry talk without zoning out.

...Probably. She might fall asleep, but it's Nanami, and she doesn't mean anything by it. ]

[ Not spilling the SHSL Despair beans is probably for the best. Good choice. ]

S-sorry! I was just curious... [ Okay, let's... change topic. ] You know my name already, but what's yours?

[Nanami, why did you have to answer you're going to get this dumbass fired up for this. He is all about proving himself to be the strongest.]

Is it? How is that determined? Who's yours?

[Tsumiki'd done her best to stay as quiet as possible, even when she was replying to others. She'd managed to somewhat calm down even, until he barked at her. At which point she jumps, nearly dropping her gear.]

I-I would n-never lie to you, Kuzuryuu-san! And well...

[What she remembers...]

Th-the l-last thing I remember w-was...f-finding you in the hospital...

[After. The whole execution. Which she is going to conveniently omit.]

[Oh good. At least someone is.]

A-ah! Yes, definitely!

[She fidgets a moment, debating on if she wants to actually say what's currently on her mind.]

Um. If...Nanami-san wants to, and doesn't have anything better to do, I'd like to hear from her too! B-but only if you want to. And if you aren't busy! Maybe just...when you're bored.

It's stupid as hell, but then again, so is the idea of being brought to a different world. [He gestures vaguely at the scenery.] And that's obviously true, unless we're all just in some other fucked up virtual reality simulation.

I just had to be sure you weren't lying to me about how much you know.

Well, in the games it's always someone with a starter who is super-effective against yours...so there's a challenge to surmount! Your starter is a Dark and Steel type, so you'd need someone who has...let's see. Fighting, Bug, or Ground...Fighting's good against both Dark and Steel, so your destined rival is someone with that sort of starter, for sure.

[ GUESS WHO HAS A FIGHTING TYPE STARTER, BTW. HE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE ALREADY PISSED YOU OFF. ]

Mine's Kirigiri-senpai. She's already got badges, so I have to work really hard!

[Shouty McSwearsalot is actually pretty smart.]

Kuzuryuu Fuyuhiko.

[~~We're ignoring the fact that mundane had a dumb and did it in western order in Leon's thread. I blame tiredness.~~]

Hm? In that case, I'll be sure to call you when I can.

[ She...might have a lot of gaming talk to share. And Pokemon talk. ]

Hey, Tsumiki-san, did you know the gears come preloaded with a few games...? Snake, Minesweeper, and...

[ ...the falling block game we never speak of. >| ]

...the older arcade-style games are 10 pokeyen a piece.

[Never lie to him, THAT'S A GOOD ONE, TSUMIKI. HAHA. FUNNY.]

Tch.

[Yeah, she doesn't have to say it, and it's probably a good thing that she didn't. He knows exactly what she means.]

So the words "Despair Fever" don't mean anything to you?

You really need to stop sayin' that! Somethin' bad might happen to you in the middle of the night! I heard a story of a guy who knew a guy who knew my uncle's high school friend from way back who was my team mate's relative from abroad. Know what happened when he claimed the Kuzuryuu family name?

[Pause for dramatic effect.]

They found him in a meat grinder. Half-gone. And I'm not talkin' head-first here.

Ok, that's much better. Think you can make your mouth go like this?

[And he forms an incredibly goofy smile at her, pulling at the edges of his mouth.]

If that's the case, I'll tell you what I know in exchange for the answer to one fact that I haven't been able to find for myself. From what you've said, I presume it's something you'd know yourself.

[Tsumiki is just so happy about this, she starts laughing.]

Games? On...on this? [Snake...Minesweeper...older arcade-style...? She's not a hundred percent sure on exactly what any of these games are like, honestly...]

Do you play them a lot?

HOW ABOUT I STICK YOU IN A MEAT GRINDER, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS?!?!

[Maybe it's a good thing he's with the SHSL Nurse, after all. Because he is about two seconds away from a SHSL aneurysm.]

[BUT IT'S TRUE!

She shakes her head, looking down at the ground before back up at him.]

Sh-should I? I'm sorry that I don't! I-I can try and remember!

[ ...This is going nowhere fast, so she will just...cut in. ]

Kuwata-senpai, Kuzuryuu-kun really is Kuzuryuu-kun...that's his proper title and name.

[ So maybe you should stop poking the gangster with a stick...although at least his hitwoman isn't around to murder you for it. ]

Kuzuryuu-kun, the way problems are solved here is by Pokemon battles. So you should train hard and then defeat him in combat!

[ ......................Look, she's helping, but she's also the SHSL Gamer and this is Pokemon.

Also, if she can convince Kuzuryuu that's a thing, maybe he'll just challenge people instead of yelling incoherently. That might be more productive. :|a ]

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