impheired | First Hit

[Hello Network, are you having a peaceful day? Nice and quiet? Good, because this kid is about to ruin it. Half-pint here apparently doesn’t know the meaning of the word "inside voice."]

[Even if he is technically outside, but semantics. He’s still yelling far too loudly for that to not be disturbing somebody.]

Hey, Hinata! Or any of you other fuckwits, what the hell happened!? Where are you??

[What do you mean there are other people who can access this network?]

I think that Naegi bastard might have lied to us. Tch, and here I thought we'd have nothing to worry about with a face that harmless looking. We need to regroup and figure out what went wrong with--

[Just as Kuzuryuu is about to unload some real SHSL spoilers, he cuts off, paling slightly due to a small, nervous voice piping up from somewhere off screen. His head spins around so fast it’s a wonder he didn’t break his own neck.]

U-um. [Now that she’s approaching her friend, the girl is clearly unsure if this was what she wanted to do. He didn't seem very happy about their circumstances - though who could blame him, really?] Wh-who are you talking to? Is Hinata-san there? [Yeah, guess who hasn’t really done diddly squat with her gear.]

Sh-shit!! Tsumiki!?

[The feed ends abruptly, with the shorter boy only looking all the more like he's seen a ghost.]

((ooc: Responses will come from Kuzuryuu or Mikan, probably both. Also a warning for spoiler in castmate threads because there’s just no way those aren’t going to pop up.))

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You really need to stop sayin' that! Somethin' bad might happen to you in the middle of the night! I heard a story of a guy who knew a guy who knew my uncle's high school friend from way back who was my team mate's relative from abroad. Know what happened when he claimed the Kuzuryuu family name?

[Pause for dramatic effect.]

They found him in a meat grinder. Half-gone. And I'm not talkin' head-first here.

HOW ABOUT I STICK YOU IN A MEAT GRINDER, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS?!?!

[Maybe it's a good thing he's with the SHSL Nurse, after all. Because he is about two seconds away from a SHSL aneurysm.]

[ ...This is going nowhere fast, so she will just...cut in. ]

Kuwata-senpai, Kuzuryuu-kun really is Kuzuryuu-kun...that's his proper title and name.

[ So maybe you should stop poking the gangster with a stick...although at least his hitwoman isn't around to murder you for it. ]

Kuzuryuu-kun, the way problems are solved here is by Pokemon battles. So you should train hard and then defeat him in combat!

[ ......................Look, she's helping, but she's also the SHSL Gamer and this is Pokemon.

Also, if she can convince Kuzuryuu that's a thing, maybe he'll just challenge people instead of yelling incoherently. That might be more productive. :|a ]

Oh Nanami-san! This guy is your classmate right? He's a real joker, you won't believe half the things he's tellin' me-

[Wait wait, what? Really? REALLY?]

[AKSDsakljdlkasjdkajdl;sajdsjadlkajdlkajasjds KEY SMASH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKK HE'S SO SCREWED SADKASLJSA:ASDJSAAS]

[Should he hang up? I mean, he's pretty sure he's fucked himself all ways possible. There's no way he can rescue this conversation Kuzuryuu looked pretty angry. Yeah, hanging up might be the best...]

[...but right before he hits that button, he realises that there's...a high possibility that he'll be seeing Kuzuryuu again. Whether it's because Kuzuryuu will be looking for him , or because they're Hope Peak students, he knows there's nearly no chance of him evading the SHSL Gangster.

Which means that unless he can try and save this?

He's completely wrecked his chances of having a normal life here. GOOD JOB KUWATA-KUN.]

OH...well, heh heh.

At least you're, umm...yeah. Here an' there's, umm...well it's pretty great to live here an' not die so!!

Yeah I got nothin' Oh my god please don't kill me!!!!!

[Leon, you're really lucky that Nanami is one of the few people somehow capable of calming Kuzuryuu down. Nobody is still really quite sure why she has this power but there you go. DOn't be mistaken though, he's still very clearly angry but at least he didn't have a full-blown rage meltdown and break his gear or something.]

Hmph. Small fry isn't even worth the effort it would take to kill him. [Yeah, yeah, talk big, Kuzuryuu. It's totally not because you never intended to kill him over something like this.] You better watch yourself though, Kuwata! Next time you won't be so lucky!!

[You are on his shit list. Congrats, he just had to make a new one for this world and you are right on top of it.]

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