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[Hello Network, are you having a peaceful day? Nice and quiet? Good, because this kid is about to ruin it. Half-pint here apparently doesn’t know the meaning of the word "inside voice."]

[Even if he is technically outside, but semantics. He’s still yelling far too loudly for that to not be disturbing somebody.]

Hey, Hinata! Or any of you other fuckwits, what the hell happened!? Where are you??

[What do you mean there are other people who can access this network?]

I think that Naegi bastard might have lied to us. Tch, and here I thought we'd have nothing to worry about with a face that harmless looking. We need to regroup and figure out what went wrong with--

[Just as Kuzuryuu is about to unload some real SHSL spoilers, he cuts off, paling slightly due to a small, nervous voice piping up from somewhere off screen. His head spins around so fast it’s a wonder he didn’t break his own neck.]

U-um. [Now that she’s approaching her friend, the girl is clearly unsure if this was what she wanted to do. He didn't seem very happy about their circumstances - though who could blame him, really?] Wh-who are you talking to? Is Hinata-san there? [Yeah, guess who hasn’t really done diddly squat with her gear.]

Sh-shit!! Tsumiki!?

[The feed ends abruptly, with the shorter boy only looking all the more like he's seen a ghost.]

((ooc: Responses will come from Kuzuryuu or Mikan, probably both. Also a warning for spoiler in castmate threads because there’s just no way those aren’t going to pop up.))

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[Oh, well. This is worthy of a video, now, isn't it. Normally she'd just text someone mentioning Hope's Peak, but between mentioning Hinata and namedropping Naegi...

...well, this just got interesting.]

What went wrong with what?

[ Well then, this reply should totally make Kuzuryuu feel at ease. ]

If it's regrouping, I was headed towards Violet to get my first badge...

[ ...Is that really what you should be saying in this situation, aren't there more important things to bring up?

Like, you know. Explanations? Or hellos? Or anything? ]

Hello, Kuzuryuu-kun, Tsumiki-san. What are your starter types? Hey, did you ever play the original game? I know Tsumiki-san didn't, but Kuzuryuu-kun, did you?

[ Yeah, okay. The helpful Dangan is in another castle, apparently. Though she'll probably answer questions. ]

Edited 2014-01-15 03:38 (UTC)

[Yeah. Hey Kuzuryuu. Bet you weren't expecting to see this girl, were you? Though she has no idea how wrong this is.

She's surprised by his response, jumping just a little.]

S-sorry! I interrupted, didn't I? I should have waited until you were done...

You guys sure pick the worst possible time to show up! Name's Leon Kuwata. I'm guessing' you're all from Nanami-san's class too.

N-Nanami-san! [It's a relief to see Nanami, but...what is she talking about? Violet? Badge? Starter type??? And original game of what? SHE'S REALLY CONFUSED.]

I'm sorry but...I-I'm n-not sure how to answer your questions. I d-don't know anything. [She doesn't know a single answer...] I'm sorry I'm so u-useless!

[Nanami, if you know she hasn't played the game, you should probably explain what you're asking.]

[You.]

[Evidently, he knows you too because the anger is back in full swing when he responds. And also the yelling.]

Don't play dumb with me! You know damn well what went wrong with what!! The forced shutdown!! [Like hell Kuzuryuu understands the concept of people being from different points in time. That's crazy talk right there.]

[You were there at the last trial, Kirigiri and you owe him some fucking explanations.]

I thought we were supposed to wake up on the real Jabberwock island with our original memories intact! What the hell is this place!?

[And why does he still remember...well, everything, basically.]

[ Well, she did say Tsumiki didn't know. ]

It's fine. Expecting you to know something you don't know would be a little silly...

Basically, this world is modeled off of the video game known as "Pokemon". Do you have a strange animal with you? Or a red and white ball?

[ We'll start with the basics to figure out what we have to work with. ]

[Wow, excuse you, babyface.]

I appreciate the confirmation that you're Nanami-san's classmates.

[...The real Jabberwock Island? Original memories intact?

...

HMMMMM.

This is a mystery and let's be real, it doesn't take the SHSL Detective to figure out the logical conclusion that can be drawn from the nonsense he's talking, especially given what she knows about Nanami.]

Do you really think shouting will get you an explanation any faster?

[Congrats, Tsumiki. You have rendered Kuzuryuu completely speechless. That takes talent.]

[Though, then again, you should be dead. Plus, you know...there's that whole thing where you went crazy with despair and killed two people????? Which, knowing what he does now, your behavior back then makes perfect sense.]

You...

[No, seriously like...what the hell do you say to this?]

[Okay, you are the absolute last person Kuzuryuu ever expected to see again. Like even more than the dead kids.]

[What the actual fuck is going on here. Is this some kind of stupid bonus level?? ~~And if so, where's Peko?~~]

[...oh of all the...for crying out loud, Nanami, really? Those are your priorities??]

What game are you even talking about!? No, I probably haven't played it! [Apparently, his priorities are just as skewed.] But what are you even doing here?!

[ Hold on a gosh darn minute did that babyfaced guy just namedrop both him and Hinata? That can't be a coincidence, can it? Also Naegi probably looks a little different because his hair is slightly longer and his skin is a bit tanner. Nine months in Johto does that. ]

Um... Just to make sure, were you talking about me?

[ But you have to admit she's not the worst person who could show up here. Surely there are worse people you could be talking to, Kuzuryuu.

Although everyone else might also have better priorit - okay no, their entire class is ridiculous and easily sidetracked. ]

People come here from all different worlds and times...I'd say you're with Hinata-kun at the head of the pack right now. I only remember up to the execution after our fifth trial.

[ That...should at least give him enough to figure out when she's from, given what he's said. Somehow she's managed to avoid speaking with anyone about the identity of the culprit and victim, although she admitted to dying. ]

This place is based on "Pokemon", but if you haven't played it...I suppose the way to say it is that it's a game where you collect and train cute monsters, and travel with your friends. It's not a bad place. Out of our class there were only four people until you two got here. I think this makes six.

And then the people from the 78th class. Kirigiri-senpai already said hi, right?

[ .......Look, she started school after Kirigiri and is younger than her all video games tell her this is how she should address the girl. ]

Oh, and the absolute last thing I wanted to do here was inconvenience you. My apologies.

[Except he's obviously not sorry about this at all. At least he's not yelling though, congrats Leon.]

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu, Super High School Level Gangster.

[That's...not a no but not quite a yes. But you get the idea. Yes, he's with Nanami.]

[What did you call him? U wanna go? Let's go.]

Maybe not, but it sure makes me feel better about all this!! Start talking, Kirigiri!

[You guys really should have let Hinata talk to him first...]

[Always let the protags handle it first, good grief.]

Did I tell you that you were supposed to wake up from a virtual reality simulation? And that's where you expected to be just now, but clearly this isn't it.

[Time for a well-educated shot in the dark, whoop.]

[...welp.]

[So what you're telling him is you're some kind of digital ghost, right? Right??]

Wait...so this has nothing to do with the New World Program?

[Because that was the only running theory he had and if that isn't the case, he's at something of a loss.]

[ NOT...REALLY... ]

No. So...you probably shouldn't yell at those people...since they didn't have anything to do with this, either. And also they won't know what you're talking about. They just got brought here same as us. To be honest, I'm not sure how it works entirely...but people can be brought here after they die, even.

As to why we came here or how, no one seems to know. But it's not a bad place to be overall. Hey, if you let me know your starter, I'll give you tips, okay?

[ ....................APPARENTLY WE'RE BACK TO THAT. ]

Edited 2014-01-15 04:46 (UTC)

Good guess!

[That was sarcasm if you couldn't tell, he's still mad as hell about all this.]

Now give me the why. I want to know why you and your little boyfriend lied to us!

[Kuzuryuu, you have no right to call anybody "little".] Because this sure as shit isn't what we were told was going to happen after we ran the forced shut down!

[...Nanami, for the love of god why didn't you start with this. Look at what Poor Kirigiri had to deal with.]

Tch!

[HE IS NOT IN THE WRONG HERE. They totally deserved all that yelling.]

That doesn't make any damn sense, but you know what, whatever. [Because let's be real here, he just got out of a brain pod virtual reality simulator. You say we're in some alternate pokémon world? Fine, whatever. Okay.]

Wait...is Peko here??

[Sorry, Nanami. Screw your starters, this is more important. WHERE PEKO.]

[...Well, if nothing else it's nice to know that her fledgling relationship with Naegi apparently persists and survives into what she can only presume is the future.

Also there's this asshole.]

I would assume that's because this isn't the outcome we had planned, either. Bringing you here had nothing to do with us; that's something independent of our own power.

[ SHE WILL FIGURE OUT YOUR STARTER EVENTUALLY GODDAMNIT. And yeah, starting with explanations...might have been better... ]

Pekoyama-san isn't here. It's Hinata-kun, Saionji-san, Tanaka-kun, me, you, and Tsumiki-san. From our class, at least...I've been here longest, then Saionji-san, then Hinata-kun and Tanaka-kun came together like you both just did.

[ ...Which isn't the answer he'd have wanted to hear, and she knows it. ]

However...until I got here a few weeks ago, no one from our class had ever been here. Some of the others said that people who know one another sometimes show up in waves like this...so, it's possible she'll also get here soon.

Nah s'cool. It's not your fault things are fucked up now cause of...stuff.

[ Leon Kuwata, SHSL Baseball player and Captain Oblivious. ]

...holy shit dude, how do you still have your balls!? You can't just go around with that name! It's not worth it to get the title!! Unless that's why you kinda look like a kid, in which case I, errr...dunno what to say. Sorry man.

[You two were macking so hard in that last trial, are you kidding? This asshole knows what's up.]

[No, not really he's just trying to be...suitably derogatory or something, who knows. He is just Angry and Saying Things.]

[But okay so time warp here, Nanami finally decided to explain shit about halfway through the conversation instead of babbling about starters. He should probably apologize, but this is Kuzuryuu we're talking about so that's not going to happen.]

Nanami didn't explain things as quickly as she should have. Just started babbling about starters and video games instead of sharing things that matter.

[That's...as good as you're getting, apparently. Totally an apology.]

So you really don't remember any of that mess with the New World Program?

[It's honestly a good thing that Nanami FINALLY sort of explained what the fresh hell is going on here. You dodged a bullet here, Naegi. He seriously wanted to rip your head off because he was 100% positive that this was all your doing.]

[Fortunately, your status as SHSL Harmless Face has been restored.]

Yeah, I was. Don't worry about it, shit's straightened out now. I'm guessing you don't remember me either, same as Kirigiri.

[Also they have those matching outfits. Isn't that something couples do?

Anyway. As tempting as it is to just start fucking with this guy, he does seem to be a loudmouth. And loudmouths are usually good for coughing up deets without realizing that they're coughing up deets.

Go go gadget interrogation, then.]

No. Did I explain to you what it was for, the last time you remember talking to me?

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