First Hit | Video
[Hello Network, are you having a peaceful day? Nice and quiet? Good, because this kid is about to ruin it. Half-pint here apparently doesn’t know the meaning of the word "inside voice."]
[Even if he is technically outside, but semantics. He’s still yelling far too loudly for that to not be disturbing somebody.]
Hey, Hinata! Or any of you other fuckwits, what the hell happened!? Where are you??
[What do you mean there are other people who can access this network?]
I think that Naegi bastard might have lied to us. Tch, and here I thought we'd have nothing to worry about with a face that harmless looking. We need to regroup and figure out what went wrong with--
[Just as Kuzuryuu is about to unload some real SHSL spoilers, he cuts off, paling slightly due to a small, nervous voice piping up from somewhere off screen. His head spins around so fast it’s a wonder he didn’t break his own neck.]
U-um. [Now that she’s approaching her friend, the girl is clearly unsure if this was what she wanted to do. He didn't seem very happy about their circumstances - though who could blame him, really?] Wh-who are you talking to? Is Hinata-san there? [Yeah, guess who hasn’t really done diddly squat with her gear.]
Sh-shit!! Tsumiki!?
[The feed ends abruptly, with the shorter boy only looking all the more like he's seen a ghost.]
((ooc: Responses will come from Kuzuryuu or Mikan, probably both. Also a warning for spoiler in castmate threads because there’s just no way those aren’t going to pop up.))
[Even if he is technically outside, but semantics. He’s still yelling far too loudly for that to not be disturbing somebody.]
Hey, Hinata! Or any of you other fuckwits, what the hell happened!? Where are you??
[What do you mean there are other people who can access this network?]
I think that Naegi bastard might have lied to us. Tch, and here I thought we'd have nothing to worry about with a face that harmless looking. We need to regroup and figure out what went wrong with--
[Just as Kuzuryuu is about to unload some real SHSL spoilers, he cuts off, paling slightly due to a small, nervous voice piping up from somewhere off screen. His head spins around so fast it’s a wonder he didn’t break his own neck.]
U-um. [Now that she’s approaching her friend, the girl is clearly unsure if this was what she wanted to do. He didn't seem very happy about their circumstances - though who could blame him, really?] Wh-who are you talking to? Is Hinata-san there? [Yeah, guess who hasn’t really done diddly squat with her gear.]
Sh-shit!! Tsumiki!?
[The feed ends abruptly, with the shorter boy only looking all the more like he's seen a ghost.]
((ooc: Responses will come from Kuzuryuu or Mikan, probably both. Also a warning for spoiler in castmate threads because there’s just no way those aren’t going to pop up.))
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[Except he's obviously not sorry about this at all. At least he's not yelling though, congrats Leon.]
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu, Super High School Level Gangster.
[That's...not a no but not quite a yes. But you get the idea. Yes, he's with Nanami.]
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[ Leon Kuwata, SHSL Baseball player and Captain Oblivious. ]
...holy shit dude, how do you still have your balls!? You can't just go around with that name! It's not worth it to get the title!! Unless that's why you kinda look like a kid, in which case I, errr...dunno what to say. Sorry man.
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What did you just say to me, shithead!?
[If looks could kill...]
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[DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME, MOTHERFUCKER???]
Do I have to spell it out for you?! Super. High. School. Level. Gang. Ster. [He puts extra emphasis on the last two syllables. Is this getting through to you?] How do you think I got that title, moron, I'm next in line to take over the family!
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[Pause for dramatic effect.]
They found him in a meat grinder. Half-gone. And I'm not talkin' head-first here.
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[Maybe it's a good thing he's with the SHSL Nurse, after all. Because he is about two seconds away from a SHSL aneurysm.]
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Kuwata-senpai, Kuzuryuu-kun really is Kuzuryuu-kun...that's his proper title and name.
[ So maybe you should stop poking the gangster with a stick...although at least his hitwoman isn't around to murder you for it. ]
Kuzuryuu-kun, the way problems are solved here is by Pokemon battles. So you should train hard and then defeat him in combat!
[ ......................Look, she's helping, but she's also the SHSL Gamer and this is Pokemon.
Also, if she can convince Kuzuryuu that's a thing, maybe he'll just challenge people instead of yelling incoherently. That might be more productive. :|a ]
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Which means that unless he can try and save this?
He's completely wrecked his chances of having a normal life here. GOOD JOB KUWATA-KUN.]
6/6 I'm sorry
At least you're, umm...yeah. Here an' there's, umm...well it's pretty great to live here an' not die so!!
Yeah I got nothin' Oh my god please don't kill me!!!!!
don't be :3
Hmph. Small fry isn't even worth the effort it would take to kill him. [Yeah, yeah, talk big, Kuzuryuu. It's totally not because you never intended to kill him over something like this.] You better watch yourself though, Kuwata! Next time you won't be so lucky!!
[You are on his shit list. Congrats, he just had to make a new one for this world and you are right on top of it.]