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[Hello Network, are you having a peaceful day? Nice and quiet? Good, because this kid is about to ruin it. Half-pint here apparently doesn’t know the meaning of the word "inside voice."]

[Even if he is technically outside, but semantics. He’s still yelling far too loudly for that to not be disturbing somebody.]

Hey, Hinata! Or any of you other fuckwits, what the hell happened!? Where are you??

[What do you mean there are other people who can access this network?]

I think that Naegi bastard might have lied to us. Tch, and here I thought we'd have nothing to worry about with a face that harmless looking. We need to regroup and figure out what went wrong with--

[Just as Kuzuryuu is about to unload some real SHSL spoilers, he cuts off, paling slightly due to a small, nervous voice piping up from somewhere off screen. His head spins around so fast it’s a wonder he didn’t break his own neck.]

U-um. [Now that she’s approaching her friend, the girl is clearly unsure if this was what she wanted to do. He didn't seem very happy about their circumstances - though who could blame him, really?] Wh-who are you talking to? Is Hinata-san there? [Yeah, guess who hasn’t really done diddly squat with her gear.]

Sh-shit!! Tsumiki!?

[The feed ends abruptly, with the shorter boy only looking all the more like he's seen a ghost.]

((ooc: Responses will come from Kuzuryuu or Mikan, probably both. Also a warning for spoiler in castmate threads because there’s just no way those aren’t going to pop up.))

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Well now I've done you one better, haven't I?

[Yes. It is so much more preferable to deal with him more or less face-to-face than it is to see a picture of him.]

[And it's not like he figures she hasn't. She is a somewhat famous detective, after all. He might have even heard her name once or twice before he actually met her. Kind of natural when you're from a family of organized crime.]

I wouldn't recommend attempting to carry on the family business here. Though it might be interesting to see how you fare against our own gang leader.

What you recommend and what I'll actually do are two very different things, aren't they?

[YOU CAN'T TELL HIM WHAT TO DO!!!]

Your own gang leader?

That wasn't a word of advice, Kuzuryuu-kun, so much as a word of warning.

[LIKE THAT EVER STOPPED HER BEFORE son she deals with Byakuya Togami. GET IT.]

Not yakuza. Rather, a street gang leader. The head of the Crazy Diamonds — I'm sure you've heard of them.

[...Her finger has already fallen right above the button for Tsumiki, but when Kuzuryuu actually says it, she freezes. Actually... talking to your murderer seems like such a surreal experience. She could sling threats- 'when my grandma gets here, I'll get you executed in the way you killed me!'- but from now on, talking to Tsumiki is just gonna remind her that she...

lost

and that raises not as much bile as the thought of Tsumiki herself does, but damn it comes close. Oh, how she'd love it if she could reduce Tsumiki into nothing but a slobbering, crying mess, shriveling under her feet, reacting so much to her bullying that it's so fun...

But it's not as fun if you're half-terrified by them, and half-terrified by your own memories. Saionji decides to take a different approach.]

On second thought... I'm pretty sure I'll get sick the moment I see her disgusting face. I'll bide my time and just make revenge sweeter in the mean time.

[Well he's not Togami so there. What'cha gonna do about it if he starts stuff, huh? Huh???????]

Hard not to have when they're the biggest biker gang in the country. So he was accepted at Hope's Peak too, huh?

[Well if it makes you feel better, Saionji, Kuzuryuu has already made her cry a few times today and is almost guaranteed to accomplish this several more times by the time they catch up to you in Violet. So there's that.]

Alright. So where are you, then? Are you with Hinata and the other Hope's Peak kids or did you go with Nanami?

[He's just...trying to get a sense of everything here.]

Wellll, I went with Big Sis Nanami. So I can't make any promises, especially if she tries anything funny.

[If she knew, she'd definitely feel better over that. That's right! CRY MOTHERFUCKER] I'll also have dangerous Pokémon on me, so keep an eye on that pig bitch! I don't want to use my full force, but if I must... [what are you talking about saionji, your starter is basically the Break The Cutie trope, your second is a dancing plant, you third is a little furry demon, your fourth is big fluffy sheep and your fifth is a wailing Snorunt]

Mm...it's not like I mind them knowing...but to explain that we'd have to explain a lot more, and I don't know that they'd believe me...?

[ Saionji very well might not, anyway. ]

I'll leave it up to Hinata-kun to decide if that's important or not, for now.

[ ...HE'S THE LEADER, HE CAN SORT IT OUT. ]

As to that...I'm not sure. If the dead can come here, though, I don't think it's so odd that I can...although I can't claim to understand it fully myself.

O-oh...do we need...more players then? I don't know if Kuzuryuu-san would want to play with us...

[She's darling really, unless you are someone like Kuzuryuu and you make her trainer cry. Then she might have to smack you around.]

O-okay Hinata-san! Th-thank you...I will probably come see you with Nanami-san maybe! A-and we should play video games together when we get there! Since she is going to show me how to play all these neat games on the Pokegears...

[She's not excited to see you and Nanami or anything, Hinata.]

U-uhm! I-if...i-if I think of any...I-I'll ask! B-but I can't think of any right now...I'm sorry...

You ok?

[ She sure didn't sound ok. ]

[ Woah son we got us a bad ass here. Talk is cheap though and Rude prefers not to make judgment calls on the basis of an eye patch.

Though if Kuzuryuu's wearing a suit, then Rude will give him points for style. ]

Yeah. Where are you starting at?.

If she tries anything funny, I might be showing up in Violet alone. I've already made that fact perfectly clear to her.

[In the most Kuzuryuu-ish fashion possible, of course.]

I'm definitely keeping an eye on her, just in case she really is trying to pull one on us.

[Hell yeah, you got a badass here! Better recognize.]

[Of course he's wearing a suit. Suits are the best.]

New Bark unless this sign here is lying. Why, is it possible to start somewhere else?

I guess that makes about as much sense as anything else you've said about this place so far.

[None of this makes sense but you know what? Who cares.]

I'll talk to him about it when I meet up with him. There's a lot I think we need to sort out before too many more of us show up here.

Good, guess you still have half a brain. Death doesn't seem possible here, so don't hesitate to kill her! [whoa now]

Just make sure the eye you're using isn't the missing one!

[Suits are for motherfuckers with style.]

Just asking. New Bark Pokemon are pretty easy to handle. Shouldn't be a problem for anyone.

No, no...it's more that if I draw something and you guess it right, we both earn points. And then it'd be your turn, and if I guess it right, we both earn points...the number of points depends on how hard a word you choose to draw.

[ So Kuzuryuu doesn't have to be persuaded.

...Which is good, because who knows how that would have gone. ]

[Okay everything was fine until she made the comment about his eye. Of course she had to go there. But you know what, he figures they're more or less done here anyway so he just kind of grimaces angrily at her before hanging up without another word.]

[He is the master of socializing.]

[Yeah...yeah.]

R-really? Then...can we play now, Nanami-san?

F-fine! [She jerked a little as those words showed up on the screen.]

I-I'm fine! Please don't worry a-about me! I-I'm sorry for making you worry!!

Good to know.

So who the hell are you, anyway? Another classmate of Naegi or did some of the other Hope's Peak classes beyond the two of ours manage to get representation here?

[He really wouldn't be surprised. You guys are so persistent, jeez!]

Huh, guess you've got a point there.

[Did he just...diss himself on accident? Probably.]

But yeah! There's no doubting the talent.

Sooo I'm guessing you're in Hinata and Nanami-chi's class? 'cause I mean, I know you're not with Naegi-chi's class. You'd be with us, and I'd for sure never forget you.

[For obvious reasons that Kuzuryuu hopefully never knows about.]

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