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[Hello Network, are you having a peaceful day? Nice and quiet? Good, because this kid is about to ruin it. Half-pint here apparently doesn’t know the meaning of the word "inside voice."]

[Even if he is technically outside, but semantics. He’s still yelling far too loudly for that to not be disturbing somebody.]

Hey, Hinata! Or any of you other fuckwits, what the hell happened!? Where are you??

[What do you mean there are other people who can access this network?]

I think that Naegi bastard might have lied to us. Tch, and here I thought we'd have nothing to worry about with a face that harmless looking. We need to regroup and figure out what went wrong with--

[Just as Kuzuryuu is about to unload some real SHSL spoilers, he cuts off, paling slightly due to a small, nervous voice piping up from somewhere off screen. His head spins around so fast it’s a wonder he didn’t break his own neck.]

U-um. [Now that she’s approaching her friend, the girl is clearly unsure if this was what she wanted to do. He didn't seem very happy about their circumstances - though who could blame him, really?] Wh-who are you talking to? Is Hinata-san there? [Yeah, guess who hasn’t really done diddly squat with her gear.]

Sh-shit!! Tsumiki!?

[The feed ends abruptly, with the shorter boy only looking all the more like he's seen a ghost.]

((ooc: Responses will come from Kuzuryuu or Mikan, probably both. Also a warning for spoiler in castmate threads because there’s just no way those aren’t going to pop up.))

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[...Her finger has already fallen right above the button for Tsumiki, but when Kuzuryuu actually says it, she freezes. Actually... talking to your murderer seems like such a surreal experience. She could sling threats- 'when my grandma gets here, I'll get you executed in the way you killed me!'- but from now on, talking to Tsumiki is just gonna remind her that she...

lost

and that raises not as much bile as the thought of Tsumiki herself does, but damn it comes close. Oh, how she'd love it if she could reduce Tsumiki into nothing but a slobbering, crying mess, shriveling under her feet, reacting so much to her bullying that it's so fun...

But it's not as fun if you're half-terrified by them, and half-terrified by your own memories. Saionji decides to take a different approach.]

On second thought... I'm pretty sure I'll get sick the moment I see her disgusting face. I'll bide my time and just make revenge sweeter in the mean time.

[Well if it makes you feel better, Saionji, Kuzuryuu has already made her cry a few times today and is almost guaranteed to accomplish this several more times by the time they catch up to you in Violet. So there's that.]

Alright. So where are you, then? Are you with Hinata and the other Hope's Peak kids or did you go with Nanami?

[He's just...trying to get a sense of everything here.]

Wellll, I went with Big Sis Nanami. So I can't make any promises, especially if she tries anything funny.

[If she knew, she'd definitely feel better over that. That's right! CRY MOTHERFUCKER] I'll also have dangerous Pokémon on me, so keep an eye on that pig bitch! I don't want to use my full force, but if I must... [what are you talking about saionji, your starter is basically the Break The Cutie trope, your second is a dancing plant, you third is a little furry demon, your fourth is big fluffy sheep and your fifth is a wailing Snorunt]

If she tries anything funny, I might be showing up in Violet alone. I've already made that fact perfectly clear to her.

[In the most Kuzuryuu-ish fashion possible, of course.]

I'm definitely keeping an eye on her, just in case she really is trying to pull one on us.

Good, guess you still have half a brain. Death doesn't seem possible here, so don't hesitate to kill her! [whoa now]

Just make sure the eye you're using isn't the missing one!

[Okay everything was fine until she made the comment about his eye. Of course she had to go there. But you know what, he figures they're more or less done here anyway so he just kind of grimaces angrily at her before hanging up without another word.]

[He is the master of socializing.]

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