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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] impheired) wrote2015-08-03 05:55 pm
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hamham: drinking a daiquiri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it. (Sitting in back of morning lecture)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-26 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I do, yes.

[Which is being sheathed again, blood and all. And yes, the doodles. That is indeed a thing they still need to do. He grabs the stick he used to draw them first and then just...starts brushing it away with his foot. No special order it seems, just anywhere is fine. As long as all of it's gone.

Leave no trace!!]
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[personal profile] impheired 2016-01-26 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Well that was a little unexpected. Unfortunately, Fuyuhiko's feet are not quite as well designed for the task. Also he's not wearing shoes. His paws will get dirty! So he picks up a small, downed pine branch and uses it as a makeshift brush to wipe away the circle. By starting at the opposite side from Gundam, of course.]

Then that's everything, right?

[You know, once they're done cleaning.]
hamham: flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten (He got mad when I told him his)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-26 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Once this is done, we will be able to return to our lair.

[That's right, lair. And what a resourceful pup you are, Fuyuhiko! Look at that.]
impheired: i’m gonna roll my eyes too hard and go blind. (stare ♚ one of these days)

[personal profile] impheired 2016-01-26 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He is the most resourceful. Also the most unimpressed.]

...don't call it that.

[It's a castle, Gundam. A castle. Not a lair. And definitely not an "our lair".]
hamham: flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten (He got mad when I told him his)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-26 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
That is what it is.

[It's a lair. It's our lair. Deal with it?]
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[personal profile] impheired 2016-01-26 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Never!!]

No, it's a castle.

[Okay, but, for real, if they've got everything, it's time to start traipsing back through the woods and around the lake till they get back home. Dammit, Gundam, why are your wings so useless? Flying would be so much faster...]
hamham: to your penis. I have every right to give it a name. (I've done unspeakable things)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-26 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
A lair refers to any dwelling in which one can find seclusion and concealment. With as far from Bavan as our castle is, it certainly meets such requirements. It's a lair.

[Is this going to be an argument that they're going to have on the way home? Most likely. Because he's not letting this rest, even as they start on their way home.]
impheired: i’m gonna roll my eyes too hard and go blind. (stare ♚ one of these days)

[personal profile] impheired 2016-01-26 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Apparently this is, indeed, an argument they're going to have on the way home. Because Fuyuhiko just rolls his eye. Fucking incredible.]

Lairs are for cheesy anime villains and neither of us are one of those. Besides, it's not that far out. Hell, it's not even hidden...

[Despite how Gundam may dress and talk...]
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[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-26 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[If you would just let him call it what he wants, you wouldn't have to put up with this, because excuse you-]

Defining lairs by such stereotypes is insulting. They are functional for many types of beings. It was not uncommon for the abhorrent beings inhabiting the Netherworld to keep multiple lairs, their deepest and most well hidden ones containing the treasures they had won through battle, while others served as tactical bases from which to plan their next attack, placed near or within regions they hoped to claim.

[Don't dis lairs, Fuyuhiko.]
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[personal profile] impheired 2016-01-26 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Gundam, if he rolls his eye any harder, it's gonna get stuck in the back of his skull. And then he's going to be blind. And it'll be all your fault.]

That may be, but...it still sounds cheesy as hell when you say it like that.

[LIKE THERE IS REALLY JUST NO GETTING AROUND THAT FACT, SORRY GUNDAM.]

But obviously that fact's not gonna stop you, so call it whatever you want. I'm gonna stick to castle though.

[Because like hell is he calling it a lair.]
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[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-26 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a soft choking sound he makes in his frustration, but Fuyuhiko said he could call it a lair if he wants so...alright. He'll just...let it drop. Obviously the important nuances that come with referring to their home with a proper word is lost on him.]

I had not been trying to change what you would call it.

[Doesn't mean he won't add in that admittedly bratty comment though, sounding just the slightest bit put out.

It's not cheesy...it's foreboding and intimidating...]
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