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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] impheired) wrote2015-08-03 05:55 pm
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monarchical: art credit unknown, please contact (IDEA ► let's all wear kimonos!)

whoa kazoo put ur shirt back on

[personal profile] monarchical 2016-02-17 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ YEAH, THAT'S...THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK, because Sonia immediately goes Oh and crouches down, girlishly pleased to have a kitten in the vicinity. Can she pet you, kitty? What are you looking at... ]

Mioda-san woke us all early on the island once, so I believe she might simply be an early riser... [ At least she's still conversing, but. In no way is she ignoring the kitty.

KITTY. ]

Ah, how cuuuuuute! ...As to Tanaka-san, he did accept them, at least. [ THOUGH SHE MIGHT HAVE BROKE HIM A BIT??? only a bit tho. ]
impheired: issue where i hate myself but i still think that i'm better than everyone else. (sulk ♚ i have this weird self-esteem)

ummm but he thought you were into that??? don't you want him to take it off???

[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-17 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[She is a very cute kitty, yes. Love her, pay attention to her. Because Fuyuhiko sure isn't and she's not happy about that at all! He has the goods. The goods that she's still staring at and meowing loudly about]

Well of course he did, I would've been stunned if he hadn't.

[way 2 go, partner. u did it. u got chocolate from a girl you like. ur A Man now or something]

Ugh, here. [He holds the bag of cat treats out to Sonia.] Give her one of these and she'll shut up.
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i mean she does but

[personal profile] monarchical 2016-02-18 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ah! So that is what you were hiding...but why? Is it not natural to want to spoil such a cute creature?

[ THAT SAID, she will take the treats and pull one out to offer to Hana. HEY KITTY. LOVE HER!!! ]

I am pleased he did, anyway. We do not celebrate this holiday in Novoselic, so it has been fun doing so with all of you!
impheired: where is the sex going? does it even have a license (unsure ♚ what is a sex drive?)

so what is the problem?????

[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-18 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Sonia has food, of course she will love her? This cat is quite possibly part pig.]

Tch...

[Apparently that is all there is to say on the matter of cute creatures and spoiling them. What a helpful and well-thought out answer from a reasonable adult.]

Really? You don't?

[He thought all westerners did? Is it just an American thing????]
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i just laugh whenever you use it...

[personal profile] monarchical 2016-02-18 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
We do not! And even if we did, I do not know that it would have been similar. From my understanding the holidays we do share are celebrated rather differently. For example, Christmas is a happy time in many other countries, yes?

[ IT

IT APPARENTLY IS A DAY TO BE FEARED IN NOVOSELIC, because fucking Novoselic ]
impheired: mouse traps and brownies on my porch? (unsure ♚ just wondering. did you put)

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[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-18 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It's...not in Novoselic? I don't know too much about Christmas since it's not as big a deal in Japan as it is in the west but...I've never heard of it not being a happy occasion, no.

[Well, you know, there was really only so long he could avoid learning about just how ??? worthy Novoselic is. This whole time he's been under the false impression that all of Sonia's weirdness is just a personal quirk.]
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[personal profile] monarchical 2016-02-20 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
In my country, Christmas is a day to be feared. That is because criminals, on that day, have a pig’s nether regions...

[ WHAT...EVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS????? stares at reference doc titled Weird Novoselic Shit. ]

Truly, the fact that you find it so happy is an exciting thing for me! I should like to have a Japanese-style Christmas once.
impheired: why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom. (stare ♚ care to explain)

[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-20 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
......

[He's not even going to ask. Just. Not even. Moving on.]

Well, maybe this year you can, assuming we're not out of this hellhole by then. Though I dunno how authentic it'd be since this place isn't Japan...

[Do they even have KFC here?]
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[personal profile] monarchical 2016-02-20 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ just wait for the day you make a date with her and don't show up exactly 13 minutes in advance????????????? ]

Even if it is not entirely authentic, it would still be a celebration with friends, no? I should prefer to return to our own world in order to set aright the wrongs we committed, but if we are to be stuck here, spending these holidays with all of you would not be so bad a thing.
impheired: but it looked like he might have a shank, and i'm just not at a place in my life where i could handle having tetanus (unsure ♚ i almost took a picture)

[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-22 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[What if he shows up more than 13 minutes in advance?]

Yeah. Trust me, I'd rather be back in our own hellhole than stuck in this one by then but... [SIGH.] guess we'll see.

Shame you just missed it though. The guy who runs the monster bookstore in Bavan put together a ball for Christmas. Not a Japanese Christmas by any stretch of the imagination, but it wasn't a bad way to spend time together. [A beat.] For the most part.
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