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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] impheired) wrote2015-08-03 05:55 pm
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hamham: to making my animals internet celebrities. (I think I'm going to devote my summer)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-02-23 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Surely there were girls within the yakuza who would not have been so off put by that attitude?

[Like...the yakuza girls are probably just as dillhole-y as he is, right? So surely...]
impheired: in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle. (talk ♚ my kids are NEVER playing)

[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-23 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, my sister.

[Gundam there are...not that many high school girls in the yakuza, okay. Also he's the heir??]

It's fine though, it's not like I really give a shit about this kinda junk anyway.
hamham: and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword. (Indeed. Apparently I called my friends)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-02-23 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[???????? Okay not that he knows a whole lot about the yakuza except "don't fuck with them"...]

Do you really not?

[Like he gets it, of course. Ha, who cares about Valentine's Day or getting chocolates or anything like that? Not him!!!

But still.]
impheired: i'm like a human expresso (sulk ♚ i am so small and bitter)

[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-23 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, why would I? I mean...I guess it's kinda nice to get something from friends. But as far as a romantic gesture goes, I couldn't care less.
hamham: to the party with a squirrel. (I broke Souda's oven and showed up)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-02-23 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I see...

[So he doesn't care about romance, huh? Wait, if that's the case, how much help is he really going to be with this whole White Day thing??]

How much advising will you be capable of doing then? I still wish to make this trip with you, but should I be seeking assistance from...

[...would Hajime be any better? Mattias didn't even know what Japan is, and he's not sure if Shulk is Japanese..."Shulk" is not exactly a Japanese name. He's not sure who else to even suggest that he could ask for a second opinion from..........]

...nevermind. When would you like to make this pilgrimage?
impheired: me look like im always in a bad mood, which is convenient because it’s usually true (sonia ♚ sweet yakuza and hella princess)

[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-23 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, just because I personally don't give a crap about dating doesn't mean I don't know about girls. I spent most of my childhood with two of 'em, you know.

[Are his sister and Peko really good examples of the average teenage girl though? Not really.]

I've just got more important stuff to worry about than finding a girlfriend, that's all. I'm not a desperate virgin like Souda or Hanamura.

Whenever's fine with me though. We've got a month, so it's not like there's a real rush. We could go sometime at the start of March, once the fog clears.

[Since there's definitely going to be one at the end of this month sometime. Newbies and all.]

That'll give you some time to start thinking about what Sonia might like. It's better to have some ideas so you know where to start looking.
hamham: flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten (He got mad when I told him his)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-02-23 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[.....he's calling others virgins when he's clearly one himself...]

That sounds good...March it is then. What sorts of gifts do you...typically give to girls for such a thing then?

[Like sure, he knows it's supposed to be thought very carefully for, and he thinks it's supposed to be something expensive, but again he never got to practice this himself. Knowing something like that will probably be good before he starts trying to decide what she'd like.]
impheired: not on me. just like...in a drawer (ponder ♚ sometimes i wish i had boobs.)

[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-23 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends on the girl. Ideally, you want to give 'em something three times the value of what they gave you, but so long as it's at least double, you're fine. But your own feelings are part of it too, same as theirs on Valentine's day. Meaning most of your return gifts are gonna be obligations.

So for them, probably cookies or white chocolate, maybe inexpensive jewelry if you wanna go that far. Like for a girl who's more than an obligation, but not someone you have feelings for. [A friend, Fuyuhiko. The word you're looking for is friend.] For Sonia though you'll want to go with something a little more...personal.
hamham: Can you come in here? (Hamster emergency.)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-02-23 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[He nods as Fuyuhiko talks. Okay, that makes sense...he doesn't think he has anyone who is more than an obligation, but not someone he has feelings for, so that'll be easy then.

But then he gets to Sonia and trails off a little before saying "personal" and...what does that mean??]

"Personal"...? Just...how personal is this gift supposed to be...?

[He might be taking that the wrong way right now. Maybe. (Definitely.)]
impheired: mouse traps and brownies on my porch? (unsure ♚ just wondering. did you put)

[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-23 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know like...something sentimental. Something that's uniquely a Sonia-type of present. [A beat.] The hell did you think I meant?

[Gundam you are not even close to being on the level of giving a girl the gift of lingerie for white day. He's not sure you'll ever be on that level, to be honest.]
hamham: use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving (I was gonna drive but when I tried to)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-02-23 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
N-nothing, nevermind. [HE WASN'T THINKING ANYTHING. (No he was a little worried it'd be along those lines or something.)]

I will give this careful thought then...I will be sure to find the perfect gift for her.

[The Perfect Gift.]
impheired: better when people don’t know what you’re up to. (talk ♚ i realized that life is so much)

[personal profile] impheired 2016-02-24 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you will. [A satisfied nod.] Now was that it, or is there something else you're losing your shit over?

[Okay, we're back to being gruff because we've have talked entirely too much about feelings already and he needs a break before he dies or something. Because surely that's what will happen if he gives up the tsun.]
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