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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, NINEHEADED. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 009.21.328.89 * NineHeaded has joined 009.21.328.89 <NineHeaded> this is kuzuryuu fuyuhiko. <NineHeaded> you're probbaly better off coming to find me than leaving a message on this piece ofshit. <NineHeaded>** but whatever. if it's not stupid,i'll get back to you whenever i open my laptop again.

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"just so you know"!
it's like lol or idk!
and don't worry, i know so! i'm the best advetnurer around after all.
but mabel-chan is so cute!! perfect for someone as cute as me!

oh. an abbreviation. what's idk?
lol is the thing you say when something's funny, right? laughing?
look, you're lucky i even call you mabel. that's a lot harder to say than pines!

[Yeah, she's...she's still "Meiberu"...and probably will be forever.]

[.......................................oh my god. Where does she even start with this. He at least has an idea of what lol is but...you've been here a year now Fuyuhiko! How have you not picked up on some of these things???]

yeah, lol is what you use when somethings funny. it means "laughing out loud"! you can use lmao too but tha tone is kinda bad, since it has a curse word in it. or i don't like to use it anyway becase of that.
idk is "i don't know". do you know what things like omg and afk mean? or how about btw or omw????
these are super basic ones that evreyone should know!

[This was so important, she almost doesn't remember that they were talking about names for a bit there.]

well i guess if it's eithre mabel or pines i won't complain.
i like how you say mabel! and being called pines would just bew eird

[BECAUSE HE'S NOT ON THE NETWORK A LOT, TBH...and most of the people he talks to are also Japanese or ye oldes.]

i'm japanese, remember? we obviously use different abbreviations.
i don't know what ANY of those ones you just listed mean. even if they're basic to you.
but i'm guessing lmao is "laughing my assoff"?

[...............you know, why didn't she realize that? Sure, while she can't read Japanese beyond maybe a few words that frequently show up in things she watches, she at least knows they use different characters entirely. Duh Mabel.]

oh right, sorry...
well you got that one right yeah, and i'll just have to teach you!
because even if they aren't basic to yoj, they're helpful to know, especialy since we use this places internte! that wya if you run into anyone using them you'll know!
well i guess omg isn't very importatn really. it means "oh my god", but btw is "by the way", omw is "on my way" and afk is "away from keyboard"! so if someone sends you taht, they still have their laptop open but aren't there to read or reply!
oh, they may also say brb, which means "be rigt back". there's also iirc which is "if i remember correctly"
idc is "i don't care"
annnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddddddddd i think that's all the realy importiant and common ones! there are a lot of diferent ones out there but they preobably don't matter, or you can figure out the contesxt for them!
or just ask me too, cause i know them all! i even have a few i made up myself!!!

[gg, asshole!!]

ok. i'll keep them in mind.
though i doubt i'm gonna need them that much. i've been here over a year and this is the first time i've heard...basically all of these.
but good to know.

[Look, it's been a while since she's watched any!!! It's not like they have anything like that here!]

wow really? that's surprisign1!

[.......hm. You know...]

do you think you could teach me japanese? i'm a quick learner and a realy good student! all my teachres allways love me and i get good grades in evrething pretty much! and i even alredy know a few words!
i mean they're just stuff you see in anime, but i larned those by myself, without any help!

[It takes him a minute to respond to this, for some reason.]

sure, if you want.
i can't promise i'll be a very good teacher but it's not like you're expecting to become fluent, right?
i can teach you some basics, at least. some common words and phrases, hiragana and katakana.
maybe a few simple kanji if the rest of it doesn't give you any trouble.

[Can you feel how excited she is through friend osmosis? If you were here right now, you'd get to watch all of the humans that pass by her tree walk away feeling absolutely elated thanks to the happy song she's chirping.]

it wont' give me any trouble at all! dippers latin stuff was supeir boring but i still picked up some of it prety easily while he was learning it or when he was reding and rwriting his dumb ciphers and spells and junk.
i'm simply the best studen tthere is!
so wahtever you're willing to teach me i definitely wanna learn!

well then, whenever you're ready just come over and we'll start.
though...maybe we should wait till after this bug bullshit is over and done with. you still don't like demons and manticores, right?

oh, right...
that's okay, i can wait! once its ovre, i'll come over all the time!

you know you're always welcome here.
besides, not like the gate could keep you out, even if you weren't.
just make sure not to come over till the afternoon, at least. i can't teach you anything if i'm asleep.

okay!!
only in the afternoon, got it. i can do that!

[After a few moments, she thinks of something else to ask, and another message comes through.]

so when's your birthday???

it was tuesday. the 16th

we're both august babies!!!!

[That's so exciting!

...

..........wait.]

AW I MISSED IT!! D:

heh, yeah. i guess we are.

it's ok. you didn't miss anything.
besides, we hung out that night for a bit, remember?

[Did Mabel catch him in the middle of buying a birthday present for himself? She sure did.]

but i didn't get to say happy birthday cuz i didn't know...tha'ts important!
happy birthday!!!!!
sooooo was that tie a birthady present to yourself then?

[She does that! She loves getting presents from others, and always loves what they give her, but she also likes spending a little of her allowance on herself too.]

thanks.
i guess you could say that.
aside from going to lunch with tanaka, i just sepnt the day doing things i like. looking at suits and ties happens to be one of those things.
it's like i said earlier, your birthday's whatever you want it to be.

i remembre you told me that!
that you liked looking at suits.
hehe i guess you're settign a pretty good example then!
that sounds kinda nice. maybe i'll do that for my birthday too...
well, not go out with your firend. but maybe i'll go out to lunch on my own!

well surely your uncle will want to do something with you, right?
lunch was tanaka's idea, not mine. so you don't have to go alone, if you don't want to.

[Maybe Fuyuhiko will surprise you, even!]

[There's some silence on her end, because the thing with Stan is...complicated.]

i can't really go with him...
that thing that i have with demons and manticores?
i...kinda feel the same way about goblins too now...
even though i love him a lot, every time i see him i just get so angry and want to tel lhim i hate him and atack him

[And you better believe she feels absolutely awful about it.]

i havnt'e even been back at the shack this whole month...

[...oh. Jeez.]

that's just because of the bug. and i'm sure they'll figure out a cure before your birthday.
i know surgery's an option and it works, if you get a competent doctor.
if another option doesn't pop up soon, you may want to take that. because the alternative is having that thing rip its way out of you, and you definitely don't want that.

[Annnnnd more silence.]

i don't kno if i could do that...
wtha if i get a bad one? or a mean one...

[She generally tries to see the good in everyone and everything, but she's not an idiot. She's seen the way some people talk and act...if she got some kind of sadist for a doctor, what would she do?]

i'm toos craed to do that
id ont' even hav dipper here to go with me

[She...she doesn't know what she's gonna do...]

if nobody else finds a different cure, then i'll go with you for the surgery.
and i'll make sure you get someone who isn't mean or crazy. i'll stay right with you through the whole thing to make sure they don't try anything. promise.
alright?

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