impheired: happened last night, but i think i dislocated my kneecap during an epic mario kart battle... (nanami ♚ i'm not entirely sure what)
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] impheired) wrote2015-08-03 05:55 pm
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<NineHeaded> this is kuzuryuu fuyuhiko.
<NineHeaded> you're probbaly better off coming to find me than leaving a message on this piece ofshit.
<NineHeaded> but whatever. if it's not stupid,i'll get back to you whenever i open my laptop again.
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titularly: (Paul Blart should have been)

[personal profile] titularly 2016-11-03 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
well duh

i was the one who made it up.. pretty genius, right? i already got karamatsu and jyushimatsu sending it to a bunch of people!
impheired: is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself (stare ♚ the quiet that you are hearing)

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ICON

[personal profile] impheired 2016-11-03 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
genius is not the word i would use. you're THAT bored?
titularly: (if u die in a jet ski accident)

THE BEST ICON

[personal profile] titularly 2016-11-03 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
pretty much, yeah

half of my brothers are never home because of work and the other half never wanna hang out with niisan! i gotta do something fun or ill die! ill seriously die!!
impheired: i have a black eye, and my mom's topless in the pool... how was your family cookout? (sigh ♚ my uncle's bleeding)

jfc

[personal profile] impheired 2016-11-03 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
so i'm guessing that means YOU still haven't gotten a job then, huh?
titularly: (i dont have ps anymore kill me)

[personal profile] titularly 2016-11-05 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
im still looking!!!!

it just
hasnt been going well is all

i just thought i could mess around in between job searching, y'know?
have a little fun before i get tied down for life to a boring, no-fun job
impheired: i’m gonna roll my eyes too hard and go blind. (stare ♚ one of these days)

[personal profile] impheired 2016-11-07 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
uh huh.
so, you've been hardly looking instead of looking hard, am I right?

and you know, you'll still have time in between work for having fun.
it's not like once you get a job you suddenly lose all your free time, dumbass.
titularly: song for american idol tryouts (what do u mean "actual cannibal)

[personal profile] titularly 2016-11-09 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
but arent jobs like tiring and stuff?
like you work all day and get home and eat and then go to bed

and then you have to get up the next day to re-do the same shit over and over again
impheired: i'm like a human expresso (sulk ♚ i am so small and bitter)

[personal profile] impheired 2016-11-09 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
depends on the job. how often you work, how long you work on a given day, what exactly you do, shit like that.

and if you can land a job doing something you like, it's not tiring at all.
titularly: (i dont have ps anymore kill me)

[personal profile] titularly 2016-11-17 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
do you think id be able to get a job i liked?

liiiiiiike a card dealer or a bartender or something at a stripclub or something?

[do you have any faith in his ability to land anything at all......]
impheired: sour candy? who the fuck says "i'm gonna eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and i'm gonna fucking like it." (disgust ♚ who the fuck genuinely enjoys)

[personal profile] impheired 2016-11-18 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
what the fuck would you even do at a strip club?

[Disgusting. Doubly disgusting if Osomatsu intended to BE the stripper in that example. Though Fuyuhiko is pretty sure that's not what the man had in mind.]

[Dear god, please don't let that be what he had in mind.]

pretty sure you need training to be a bartender. so that's probably a no-go for you unless you want to actually go through with something like that.
card dealer you could probably manage though.
titularly: (そのボイイイイイ)

[personal profile] titularly 2016-11-23 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
i dunno i was thinking i could be a bouncer or something? or an announcer guy or someone that works backstage? a host?

i aint strippin if thats what ur thinking
i wanna see strippers not get naked for cash

oh oh kuzuryuu-sama! youre like a yakuza right? do you think you could help me get a job in a casino or something? i bet youd be able to pretty easily
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