impheired | First Hit

[Hello Network, are you having a peaceful day? Nice and quiet? Good, because this kid is about to ruin it. Half-pint here apparently doesn’t know the meaning of the word "inside voice."]

[Even if he is technically outside, but semantics. He’s still yelling far too loudly for that to not be disturbing somebody.]

Hey, Hinata! Or any of you other fuckwits, what the hell happened!? Where are you??

[What do you mean there are other people who can access this network?]

I think that Naegi bastard might have lied to us. Tch, and here I thought we'd have nothing to worry about with a face that harmless looking. We need to regroup and figure out what went wrong with--

[Just as Kuzuryuu is about to unload some real SHSL spoilers, he cuts off, paling slightly due to a small, nervous voice piping up from somewhere off screen. His head spins around so fast it’s a wonder he didn’t break his own neck.]

U-um. [Now that she’s approaching her friend, the girl is clearly unsure if this was what she wanted to do. He didn't seem very happy about their circumstances - though who could blame him, really?] Wh-who are you talking to? Is Hinata-san there? [Yeah, guess who hasn’t really done diddly squat with her gear.]

Sh-shit!! Tsumiki!?

[The feed ends abruptly, with the shorter boy only looking all the more like he's seen a ghost.]

((ooc: Responses will come from Kuzuryuu or Mikan, probably both. Also a warning for spoiler in castmate threads because there’s just no way those aren’t going to pop up.))

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[ Suit herself then.]

No.

[ Funny how both her and her friend seemed to assume that the world is populates by students.]

Excitement?! Who do you take me for?!

[are you sure about that.]

I am merely stating facts!

[Well you don't really help your case, Rude, when you seem to know who she's talking about without knowing who she is. Gosh mister.]

A-ah, I'm sorry for assuming!

Nope.

[ ..............

She smiles after a pause. ]

It's a Christmas present...although it's a little late. So, you can't pay me back for that sort of thing.

[He's in touch with a few Dangan kids, and it's not like their the only teens/adults stuck in teen bodies running around Kanto/Johto. Probably half the population are or student age. But Mikan and Kuzuryuu could be from any school, so he hasn't seen the connection with Hope's Peak just yet.]

Also, this apologizing. It's...really starting to irritate him.]

It's fine. If I were mad, I'd tell you.

[And after he sends that text, he quickly adds:]

And I'm not.

Legendary Pokémon?

[HIS INTEREST HAS BEEN PINGED. WHAT ARE THESE LEGENDARIES AND HOW MIGHT HE ACQUIRE ONE. We'll get back to this Christmas thing in a minute, one thing at a time here.]

Because there has to be a reason. There's always a reason, even if it's something as simple as being for shit and giggle's sake.

[Sarcasm, Gundam. That was sarcasm.]

I see you haven't changed. Nanami says you showed up pretty recently too? With Hinata, right?

[ NOPE, TOO LATE, SHE'S PURCHASING STORMY CYCLING ROAD FOR YOUR GEAR. ]

Pokémon who are the only ones of their species...there's only one of each kind.

And they're powerful enough to control the damn wea-- hold on, this thing is beeping at me.

[And it's not quite the same beep as a message beep so what the hell is this? Download received? What in the--]

[Nanami what the hell.]

[Spoilers: He will actually play it even though it's cheesy as hell. You know, like every once in a while. Just when he feels like it because he's bored, you know not because he likes it or anything jeez!]

...Nanami.

[Well at least she didn't go super out of her way to get him a present and this was pretty predictable of the SHSL gamer so he can deal. He guesses. She's still getting a pretty deadpan look though.]

A...Christmas present? Y-you're giving me a Christmas present?

[ Her work here is done. ]

Hmmm?

[ ...Aaaaand he gets a slightly confused look.

Sure, Nanami, like you don't know what he's deadpanning about. ]

Yes...it's about a little ways through January here, so you both missed the party, but I wanted to do something anyway...

[ It was her first Christmas, getting presents was super fun. ]

[If he's looking for Hinata, that means he's one of Nanami's classmates.]

When the fuck did you meet Naegi?

[Because clearly that's the most important thing here.]

You guys are from Nanami's class, right?

...N-Nanami-saaaaan...

[She's never really been close enough with anyone to receive Christmas gifts...as far as she knew, only really good friends exchanged gifts, so to receive one from Nanami...well.

It's a pretty big deal for her. So please excuse the waterworks.]

I-I will...g-get Nanami-san a very good Christmas present in return!

Nothing, never mind.

[He didn't get angry so that's like basically a thank you in Kuzuryuu-speak.]

Back to these one of a kind legendary weather-controlling fuckers though.

Couple hours ago, give or take.

[It's the truth but Kuzuryuu, you really didn't have to be a smartass about it.]

Yeah, we're from her class. And you're obviously from Naegi's. [He gives Oowada a look-over. Kirigiri had already mentioned the leader of the Crazy Diamonds was in her class and even if he has no idea what said biker looks like, it's not hard to guess. Look at that hair, I mean come on. Of course he's part of a biker gang.]

Oowada, right?

[...but that doesn't make sense. Naegi never said anything about meeting anyone from Nanami's class, so how could this guy have met him? Oh, maybe that's a point in time in Naegi's future - that would work, wouldn't it? Huh. Well, whatever, point is that this is someone from Nanami's class, so hopefully he's not too terrible.]

Ah, yeah. You heard about me from one of the others?

[ Man, when Tsumiki's birthday rolls around she's going to be dehydrated from all the sobbing, isn't she... ]

...At this point, I suppose I should properly say it: Merry belated Christmas, Tsumiki-san.

[Time shenanigans are the absolute best, aren't they? And unfortunately, everyone from Nanami's class is at least slightly terrible. Everyone. Except for Nanami herself.]

Kirigiri mentioned you earlier, yeah.

[Apparently she thinks it'll be interesting to see how they fare against each other. Kuzuryuu's pretty sure it will be nothing to write home about because yakuza > biker gangs. These are the facts, read 'em and weep.]

Name's Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu, Super High School Level Gangster.

[ Are you blushing, Kuzuryuu...? ]

Right. The ones from the game I played were the three legendary birds and Mew and Mewtwo...The birds would be Aricuno, Moltres, and Zapdos. However, I've learned since coming here that there are other legendaries as well...they seem to be connected to each of the different regions. Legendaries tend to be super powerful. It was hard to catch them without a master ball...

[NO!!!]

[It was a trick of the light.]

Master ball?

[He's assuming this is some kind of proof of mastery type deal and only the best of the best have access to it. Having one means you are Tough Shit.]

It's a one-of-a-kind Pokeball in the games...with the highest capture rate. You get it after beating the head of Team Rocket...I'm not sure how you'd acquire it here. It's possible it's done in the same way.

[ NANAMI, DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS. ]

Less than a twelfth of the year! However long I was here is not important. It is fortunate it was so soon since I arrived or I may be removed it from my memory!

I have. We are all in Goldenrod but I do not plan to stay for long.

[Whoops.]

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