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[Hello Network, are you having a peaceful day? Nice and quiet? Good, because this kid is about to ruin it. Half-pint here apparently doesn’t know the meaning of the word "inside voice."]

[Even if he is technically outside, but semantics. He’s still yelling far too loudly for that to not be disturbing somebody.]

Hey, Hinata! Or any of you other fuckwits, what the hell happened!? Where are you??

[What do you mean there are other people who can access this network?]

I think that Naegi bastard might have lied to us. Tch, and here I thought we'd have nothing to worry about with a face that harmless looking. We need to regroup and figure out what went wrong with--

[Just as Kuzuryuu is about to unload some real SHSL spoilers, he cuts off, paling slightly due to a small, nervous voice piping up from somewhere off screen. His head spins around so fast it’s a wonder he didn’t break his own neck.]

U-um. [Now that she’s approaching her friend, the girl is clearly unsure if this was what she wanted to do. He didn't seem very happy about their circumstances - though who could blame him, really?] Wh-who are you talking to? Is Hinata-san there? [Yeah, guess who hasn’t really done diddly squat with her gear.]

Sh-shit!! Tsumiki!?

[The feed ends abruptly, with the shorter boy only looking all the more like he's seen a ghost.]

((ooc: Responses will come from Kuzuryuu or Mikan, probably both. Also a warning for spoiler in castmate threads because there’s just no way those aren’t going to pop up.))

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Couple hours ago, give or take.

[It's the truth but Kuzuryuu, you really didn't have to be a smartass about it.]

Yeah, we're from her class. And you're obviously from Naegi's. [He gives Oowada a look-over. Kirigiri had already mentioned the leader of the Crazy Diamonds was in her class and even if he has no idea what said biker looks like, it's not hard to guess. Look at that hair, I mean come on. Of course he's part of a biker gang.]

Oowada, right?

[...but that doesn't make sense. Naegi never said anything about meeting anyone from Nanami's class, so how could this guy have met him? Oh, maybe that's a point in time in Naegi's future - that would work, wouldn't it? Huh. Well, whatever, point is that this is someone from Nanami's class, so hopefully he's not too terrible.]

Ah, yeah. You heard about me from one of the others?

[Time shenanigans are the absolute best, aren't they? And unfortunately, everyone from Nanami's class is at least slightly terrible. Everyone. Except for Nanami herself.]

Kirigiri mentioned you earlier, yeah.

[Apparently she thinks it'll be interesting to see how they fare against each other. Kuzuryuu's pretty sure it will be nothing to write home about because yakuza > biker gangs. These are the facts, read 'em and weep.]

Name's Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu, Super High School Level Gangster.

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