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[Hello Network, are you having a peaceful day? Nice and quiet? Good, because this kid is about to ruin it. Half-pint here apparently doesn’t know the meaning of the word "inside voice."]

[Even if he is technically outside, but semantics. He’s still yelling far too loudly for that to not be disturbing somebody.]

Hey, Hinata! Or any of you other fuckwits, what the hell happened!? Where are you??

[What do you mean there are other people who can access this network?]

I think that Naegi bastard might have lied to us. Tch, and here I thought we'd have nothing to worry about with a face that harmless looking. We need to regroup and figure out what went wrong with--

[Just as Kuzuryuu is about to unload some real SHSL spoilers, he cuts off, paling slightly due to a small, nervous voice piping up from somewhere off screen. His head spins around so fast it’s a wonder he didn’t break his own neck.]

U-um. [Now that she’s approaching her friend, the girl is clearly unsure if this was what she wanted to do. He didn't seem very happy about their circumstances - though who could blame him, really?] Wh-who are you talking to? Is Hinata-san there? [Yeah, guess who hasn’t really done diddly squat with her gear.]

Sh-shit!! Tsumiki!?

[The feed ends abruptly, with the shorter boy only looking all the more like he's seen a ghost.]

((ooc: Responses will come from Kuzuryuu or Mikan, probably both. Also a warning for spoiler in castmate threads because there’s just no way those aren’t going to pop up.))

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[With mentions of both Hinata and Naegi, there's only one conclusion Hagakure can come to.]

Oh hey, are you guys from Hope's Peak too?

[At this rate the Dangan House is not going to be able to hold everyone.]

And how do you know Naegi-chi? You've got me totally curious, dude!

[Dammit why are there so many of you. Seriously, if he'd known there were people here beyond the other survivors, he might have approached this a little differently.]

We are. Never mind about Naegi, it doesn't matter. So you're another one from his class?

[What no, you don't just deflect the question--

But Hagakure falls for it anyway.]

Uh-huh. I'm Yasuhiro Hagakure, the Super High-School Level Fortune Teller. Who're you?

[TOO BAD. DEFLECTING THE QUESTION.]

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu, Super High School Level Gangster. [He pauses for a moment before adding:] Yes, of that Kuzuryuu Family. Let's just get that out of the way now. If you have a problem with it, hanging up is easy.

[For the love of god, Hagakure, don't be an idiot like Leon.]

[You know what, he's not even going to question Kuzuryuu's identity.

But he is going to get visibly uncomfortable very quickly. And that discomfort quickly turns into what seems like fear.]

[Oh god no the yakuza is here. They've found him and they've come to get his organs.

DEEP BREATHS, HAGAKURE. WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO. Maybe say some prayers before he gets inevitably gutted??]

[Okay okay, gotta play it cool. Kuzuryuu doesn't seem to recognize him so he should be okay for now, right? And best not to freak out and throw suspicion on himself.

So he quickly composes himself as best as he can.]

I-I got no problem with that, nope! I just never woulda expected you to attend Hope's Peak. I guess even gangs have their prodigies though...

Edited 2014-01-18 06:11 (UTC)

[You got it, Hagakure. That's exactly why he's here. He traveled all the way across universes just to claim your organs.]

[#nailed it]

I could say the same of a fortune teller. [Seriously, what kind of talent...] But if there's one thing the selection committee knows, it's talent, am I right?

[It comes in all forms.]

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[He really wouldn't be surprised. You guys are so persistent, jeez!]

Huh, guess you've got a point there.

[Did he just...diss himself on accident? Probably.]

But yeah! There's no doubting the talent.

Sooo I'm guessing you're in Hinata and Nanami-chi's class? 'cause I mean, I know you're not with Naegi-chi's class. You'd be with us, and I'd for sure never forget you.

[For obvious reasons that Kuzuryuu hopefully never knows about.]

[He is pretty damn unforgettable, it's true.]

Yeah, those guys are my classmates.

[Well Nanami is...kind of a special case. But for all intents and purposes: yes.]

Saionji and Tanaka too. And obviously this one here. [He jerks his head in Tsumiki's direction.]

Man, the house is gonna be packed to the max with all these new people!

[Hopefully someone's already told them about the house.]

But it's pretty weird that you guys have been popping up all the sudden...it used to just be us for the longest time. I wonder if there're any more classes out there that'll show up sometime...

Feh, you don't have to worry about me. I don't plan on taking up any space in your house.

[And this isn't just some witty commentary on how small he is. He means he has no intention of living with you people.]

But I just got here, so what do I know about how this world works? Maybe they will, maybe they won't.

[He is...such a fucking ray of sunshine.]

[Ray of sunshine is right...]

You're not gonna at least come introduce yourself? I mean, Hope's Peak people gotta stick together, right?

[Though at the same time he's not completely against Kuzuryuu not staying...he can't afford (literally) to have him finding out about the massive debt looming over him.]

But um, yeah...sorry for rambling when you just got here, dude. Did you already get the whole Johto rundown or d'you need some info?

[Okay while he can understand MURDERSCHOOL UNITE mentality and why someone might think that's a good idea...no.]

[Just no.]

Wasn't really planning to, no. [He honestly has no idea how to deal with any of you 78th class people and he's not sure he wants to fix that.]

But yeah, Nanami pretty much covered all of it.

Oh...

[What does he even say to that besides "oh"? Sure, it's kinda disappointing that another Hope's Peak student wants nothing to do with his fellow schoolmates, but...maybe it is for the best? He's torn, but he's not going to press it because the last thing he wants to do is piss off the heir to a big yakuza family.]

Okay, well uh...I guess that's it then? I don't really know what else to say, dude. It was cool to meet you though! Like I said, it's nice to see more people from Hope's Peak around.

[Even if a lot of them seem kind of abrasive...]

W-we are, yes. [The girl fidgets a little.]

I-I d-don't know Naegi-san...s-sorry. Only Kuzuryuu-san d-does...I'm s-sorry!

[Wow, that's a lot of nervousness. Hagakure's not sure how to handle it at first.]

Hey, you don't gotta be sorry. It's not a big deal! I mean, it kinda is, but it's okay if you don't know everything. Secrets are kinda a running thing with Hope's Peak, y'know?

So um...are you Tsumiki then?

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