impheired: i don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. return him. (tanaka ♚ you kidnapped her dog.)
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] impheired) wrote2015-04-07 07:41 pm

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Curse you captcha.
hamham: watching magic on youtube. (I've been sitting around naked)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-17 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[If you don't want to be either of those things accept it as good because if you complain, he will just make an effort to train you to become one of said things.]

Had I worded it any differently, I would have been lying to you. Observation is the most accurate description to use.

[What a liar. He's just using this as an excuse to hang out with Kuzuryuu more. If he's got an excuse like this, there's no way he can be turned down, after all.

...okay, half a liar. He may actually be serious about watching him for any power growth.]
hamham: night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you. (I apparently started to text you last)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-17 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Until they feel as though they're well rested or ready to wake back up. Sometimes it's only a few minutes, but they have been known to nap for an hour before.

[He watches the other boy for a moment.]

If you would like me to remove Maga-Z, I can do so.
hamham: was singing "what does the fox say" so I started answering in similar satanic ritual noises (Today in French class my teacher)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-17 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[It's okay if you wanted to though. San-D knows you'll come back to pet her again. She knows she has you wrapped around her little finger! Of course, it's not like she can communicate this, nor would she if she could, so yes good. Continue petting her, human.]

When you desire to leave, or wish for him to vacate your suit, I will help. Though you could also likely coax him out on your own, should you wish.
hamham: when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower. (99)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-17 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
You do not yet know the technique of attracting their attention. Simply demanding him to vacate your sleeve will not get you what you want.

[WOW IT PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE OF YOU TO TELL HIM THIS EARLIER, GUNDAM.]
hamham: to your penis. I have every right to give it a name. (I've done unspeakable things)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-17 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
There are a number of techniques I could teach you, but I will show you the one I am sure anyone could master.

[Before he does anything though, he fixes Kuzuryuu with a very, very serious look.]

However, I expect you to keep this to yourself.
hamham: cocky animals (Goats are brash and offensive and)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-17 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
There are a number of individuals who could use this information, turning my Four Dark Devas of Destruction against both myself and the world around us. Their power is great, desirable even, and knowing how to lead them away would only be the first step in taking it.

[This is...actually pretty serious to him, judging by the tone of his voice. Maybe he's not actually worried about their powers being taken, but at the very least the idea of someone leading them astray isn't something he likes the thought of.]
hamham: End of story. (Never go drinking with anime club.)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-17 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Gundam eyes him for a moment, as if sizing up the sincerity of his promise. But he nods and unfolds his arm, raising up the unbandaged one.]

The space in front of your collar. Tap there three times with your finger or thumb. Make sure it is a firm enough tap to make a sound.

[To demonstrate, he uses his thumb to tap on his own shoulder, so Kuzuryuu can see how to do it.]
hamham: and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!" (Apparently I was pointing at birds)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-17 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a tiny bit of stirring from Maga-Z! But it's not really hard enough, no. Gundam nods though.]

Close. It needs to be loud enough that he can hear it, however. You need a firmer tap to achieve that.
hamham: when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower. (227)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-17 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, he's stirring again! But this time that stirring leads to some curious scurrying, and a little head peeks out of his collar. You rang? Did you need him for something? Do you have a treat maybe?! Curious, kind of excited sniffing!!

Gundam just smiles proudly. Like he's a father who just taught his kid to say "papa" or something.]
hamham: and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!" (Apparently I was pointing at birds)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-18 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Now you see why it is so important to keep such a technique to yourself.

[He drops a hand down to the bench, giving it a few light taps and watching as San-D sniffs the air for a moment before hopping off Kuzuryuu's leg to investigate. She won't be gone for long though.]

It is one of the easiest ways to call creatures such as themselves, though of course it is not the only method they know.

[His are hamsters of many tricks!!! Maga-Z was very excited, but he's not disappointed that all he's getting is a head scratch. Because that is pretty okay and he gladly sits still for it. Though once Kuzuryuu is done he's going to scurry back into the suit scarf.]
Edited 2015-04-18 17:50 (UTC)
hamham: serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked. (I've just never heard the term)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-18 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[He actually kind of dozed off there. He jumps a tiny bit at the initial petting, but oh hey please continue.]

The closer to them you tap, the better if they cannot see your fingers. They need to be able to hear the sound and on certain surfaces, such as with clothing, that sound can be muffled. Should your fingers be in their line of sight, you can generally lead them with the simple gesture of tapping alone as well, even if it does not make a sound.

If they are further away from you, such as across the room, other techniques should be employed to be sure they will come to you.

[Hello San-D. Hamdad is glad to see you and is giving you a copious amount of pets and gentle finger scratching while you are here.]