impheired: happened last night, but i think i dislocated my kneecap during an epic mario kart battle... (nanami ♚ i'm not entirely sure what)
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] impheired) wrote2015-08-03 05:55 pm

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<NineHeaded> this is kuzuryuu fuyuhiko.
<NineHeaded> you're probbaly better off coming to find me than leaving a message on this piece ofshit.
<NineHeaded> but whatever. if it's not stupid,i'll get back to you whenever i open my laptop again.
hamham: when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower. (138)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-04 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Good.

[That's right, you be honored! You have a very powerful and impressive demon as an ally!! But alright, back to the ritual.]

Correct. There are four main points to this circle, marked with distinct symbols. [He points to each one with the stick from where they're standing.] Each of the four main candles must sit in these points. From there, the violet candles will fill the space between them, and then the white candles will be situated on the outside line of the circle.

[Got all that?]

I will handle the main candles, if you are willing to begin setting up the others. I made sure to make a mark for where each candle should rest.

[That way you can help. He points to a small line close to them marked on the outside of the circle.]
hamham: End of story. (Never go drinking with anime club.)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-04 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[And while he works on those, Gundam carefully places the colored ones. They're definitely the largest ones, compared to the others, and once they're placed it'll be a little more obvious where the violet ones go.

Don't worry he's going to handle lighting them! In fact, as Fuyuhiko works he goes to get the violet candles and the matches. He'll wait until the heir is done with the white candles before handing him half of the violet. You place four and he'll place four! How does that sound?

And once those are placed, he crouches down in front of one of the white ones but...doesn't strike a match immediately. He hovers a hand over it instead, looking like he's really concentrating. Come on...light...light you stupid candle...]
hamham: hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you. (I just heard my mom say)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-04 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's the slightest noise of frustration in reply, but the heir's right...with a little sigh and he drops his hand and gets a match instead.]

These magicks are impossible. It's nothing like how magic worked at home.

[Grumble grumble bitch. Okay, lighting the first candle.]
hamham: flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten (He got mad when I told him his)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-05 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[He gives this offer some thought as he moves around the circle, lighting matches and candles.]

Actually, having another living being to practice with may be the most useful.

[Target practice. He always gets so frustrated, so having a voice of reason there really would be useful.]

Would you please bring the herbs over here while I work on this? We'll need to spread those out over the circle. That is the last step before beginning the ritual, however.
hamham: drinking a daiquiri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it. (Sitting in back of morning lecture)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-05 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
I have no intent to practice "on" any living creature.

[Well, any that don't deserve it. Can't promise if they're attacked or something that he won't use their attackers as practice. But Fuyuhiko, at least, will be very safe! Hopefully.]

It is less that and more that they must be placed in a specific order to be most effective in their purpose.
hamham: and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword. (Indeed. Apparently I called my friends)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-05 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[He gets up and moves to start lighting the candles on the inside of the circle, leaving the colored ones for last.]

If you know the difference between the herbs present, you can do it with instruction.

[Though technically he could also tell you what they look like too.]
hamham: and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!" (Apparently I was pointing at birds)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-05 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Once I finish this then.

[He lights all the violet candles and then stands and moves over to Fuyuhiko. Apparently the colored ones aren't going to be lit yet. Okay hand over the bag.]

It would be good to learn what these are. You can use them in cooking.

[Well most of them. Crowfoot he doesn't know about but the other three!]
hamham: flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten (He got mad when I told him his)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-05 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
In most cases, yes. [As far as he knows anyway. It's not like he's the authority on cooking and really he shouldn't be made the authority on cooking.

He takes the bag though, pulling out a smaller bag first and emptying some of the contents out into his hand.]


These are coriander seeds.

[He gets a chance to sniff them before Gundam tosses them into the circle, nice and evenly. The same goes for the rest of the contents for the bag. He'll name them (basil leaves, sprigs of allspice, and some crowfoot) before tossing them into the circle as well. In that order. And once they've been laid out, he stands back to look the circle over. He's pretty sure he hasn't forgotten anything but...best to just double check. Last the he wants to do is curse the werewolf because he overlooked something after all.]
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hamham: drinking a daiquiri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it. (Sitting in back of morning lecture)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-05 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey hey maybe you want to throw some basil into a cake in the future! Or add some coriander seeds to your curry, your rice, and whatever tea you are drinking with the meal! Apparently those are great recipe secrets.

But Gundam looks pretty satisfied with the set-up!]


Okay, stand in the middle of the circle please.

[He's going to get the last tool for the ritual: that knife.]
hamham: and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!" (Apparently I was pointing at birds)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-06 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Yup. And it's in his hand when he returns to the circle. He stops to assess Fuyuhiko's position and the moves to join him.]

Yes, that's perfect.

[He has to light the last four candles and then he's standing, facing the smaller man.]

Are you ready? This will be the last chance to mention any trepidation you may have facing this ritual, or voice a change of mind. Once I begin, to leave the circle will be dangerous.

[Last chance to back out.]
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hamham: I tried to set his chest hair on fire. (He passed out.)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-06 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Such an immediate answer brings a crooked grin to his face and he nods. Excellent he knew he could count on you. With that, he makes short work of unwrapping his left "cursed" hand first and then the right. The bandages are rolled up and carefully placed at his feet (maybe he should have done that before hand...) and then he raises the left over the middle of the circle, palm down. And then he starts reciting something, probably a spell since that's usually how these things work, but it sounds like it's Latin. Not too much of a surprise as most rituals and spells are written in Latin, after all, though whether Fuyuhiko knows that or not is questionable.

Just gotta finish this and they can move on to the next step, hang tight friend.]
hamham: and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword. (Indeed. Apparently I called my friends)

[personal profile] hamham 2016-01-06 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[He definitely needs full concentration! Gotta get every word absolutely correct. Though hey, once that's done, they can finally get to the knife thing, which is being unsheathed. The blade is brand new, no signs of use visible if the were is looking, though he'll be able to smell the faint scent of ginger. The sheath is placed on the ground next, and if you guessed "the knife will be used on our hands" Fuyuhiko you were 100% correct! Though for the moment, he rests the edge against the skin of his left palm, not cutting anything.]

For this next part we need to shed blood, allowing it to drop onto the dirt. [Gotta sink into circle.] It's up to you whether you'd like to make this cut yourself or have me assist you.

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