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[Why is the fact that she corrected her misspelling of his name at the last minute so endearing? What the hell. In spite of himself, a small smile plays around the corner of the heir's mouth.]

[Though dear lord why is there so much glitter. This is going to be stuck in his fur for days.]

Thanks, Mabel. [Hair ruffle? Hair ruffle.] Though...why am I a cat?

It's a cat-icature, one'a my specialties! It's like a caricature, except you're a cat! Everybody loves them! [Everyone back home, anyways.]

I didn't know what kind of treat to get you, and all the highschool punks on tv are always eating suckers to look legally tough, so I thought those would be good. Plus they had soooooo many fun flavors! It was hard to just pick two!

Cat-icature. [I'm sorry, did I say hair ruffle? What I meant was forehead shove. That's what she's getting. Because that was one of the worst puns he's ever heard.]

[At least it's a gentle face shove though.]

Well at least you didn't get me dog treats. Girls give guys chocolate on Valentine's in Japan, but my classmates covered that pretty well already so a little variety is nice.

[Also he's...not sure if he can even eat chocolate anymore???]

[That forehead push gets a laugh and her hand coming up to push him back a little.]

Why would someone get you dog treats? I think Milkbone is the only kind that's actually any good, and they don't sell those here from what I've seen. But I don't think even Milkbones would be a very good Valentine's Day treat, much less any of the others. [How does she know this...]

Though can you eat chocolate? Werewolves are part dog right? Dogs can't eat chocolate...

[Like, that's pretty poisonous to dogs right...?]

[Fuyuhiko's eye twitches at the word "milkbone". He's sure it's just a name and probably has nothing to do with actual milk but UGH FUCK THAT WORD.]

I dunno what the fuck a "Milkbone" is but it sounds fucking awful. Though why do you know what dog treats taste like...

[We'll get back to the chocolate thing in a second but first we have to address that little bit of "what the hell, Mabel???"]

It's a brand of dog biscuits! And I make it a goal to taste test every dog treat that enters the house! You don't want to give your dog something that tastes gross, y'know? They're part of your family, they should get things that taste good too!

[Obviously. Doesn't everyone do that?]

...and some of them actually taste pretty good. Did you know Milkbone biscuits are surprisingly healthy? They're like, definitely human grade food, and they're pretty great for snacking on if you have something to drink with them. They're really dry, but tasty.

[NO?????? NO EVERYBODY DOES NOT DO THAT, YOU STRANGE CHILD.]

Okay, I guess I get where you're coming from with that, and it's uh...considerate? But...you know a dog's sense of taste isn't the same as a human's, right?

[Also that's just...]

[Why.]

[Just why.]

I don't know, they like all the delicious stuff that I like. I think we had pretty similar tastes!

[Because that's clearly what that means. Dogs like pizza, bacon, hamburgers, candy like...come on.]

Trust me, it's different.

[Though he's speaking less out of experience as a part-dog and more out of "living with the Super High School Level Animal Breeder for half a year" experience.]

But going back to the chocolate thing...I'm actually not sure. This is the first time the issue's come up, so I'm gonna wait till the fog's over to test it. I mean...I'm not actually a dog so I'd think I'm fine, but... [He drags a paw down the side of his face, probably getting glitter all over his cheek.] my tastes aren't the same as they used to be before the whole werewolf thing, so who the fuck knows.

[There's a little stifling of laughter, sort of just a snort of it but you can tell it's there, at the glitter getting all over his cheek.]

Okay, I trust you. And yeah it's...pfftt...it's probably better to wait. Don't want to get sick eating all that yummy chocolate. That'd be the worst!

Pfft---

[Nope, can't help herself, she's giggling.]

[Look, he can't help that his cheeks are mostly furry now. Glitter and fur really don't mix well at all! Now he is a sparkly shiba.]

What're you laughing at, huh?

Y-you've got glitter on your cheek and in your f...fffhahahaha!!

[Nope, those giggles are laughs now, because that just looks so silly! All over in his fur like that...she knows it's her fault, but she just can't help it.]

What? [He takes a look at his paw and, sure enough, there's way more glitter there than he was expecting.] Augh, dammit!

[He shakes his hand off, doing his best to rid it of all the sparkly flakes before blindly wiping at his cheek. It's...not working as well as he's hoping. Now his cheek fur is all fluffed out and only some of the glitter is actually gone.]

What'd you use this much for, anyway? Jeez, there's enough here for a whole 'nother card.

[And there's just another snort of laughter at the fluff, because it looks even more ridiculous. At least she's wiping her hands off on her sweater though and reaching up to try and help him. Huzzah for arms twice the length of your entire body. No need to bend down to receive assistance!]

H-here, here, let me help. You just fluffed up your fur instead of getting anything out of it. And I used a lot because cards need a lot!

[He stops trying to get the glitter off his face and just lets Mabel do her thing instead. Though he does look a little sulky still.]

I'd hate to see how much of this stuff you used total, if this is the right amount for one card...

Weeelllll I did make three others.

[A lot. She used a lot. Her and Dipper's room is probably nothing but glitter at this point. They don't sleep in beds, they just sleep in piles of glitter and craft supplies.]

Almost got it...

[Fuyuhiko's eye widens a little in surprise.]

...only four, really?

[He pretty much expected her to all but skip through the streets, flinging sweets at everybody she came across. Especially If she made him one?? He did not realize he was quite so special.]

I wanted to make more, but I didn't have the supplies. Or the money to get more supplies...

[And this is actually pretty disappointing, judging by the way she's pouting.]

If I could make one for everyone I would have...I'm going to have to stockpile for next year.

Ah.

[What the hell though, WHY NOT ASK THE GRUNKLES FOR MORE MOOLAH?]

Well I'm...flattered to be included in that four, in that case. [Okay, well more like stunned mostly but...flattered too, yes. The concept of people outside of his family (both blood and otherwise) is still kind of a strange one, but...feels good, man. Feels good.]

[She doesn't really know how much moolah they have! She's pretty used to Stan being kinda stingy, okay. He's a great guy but he does not like parting with his money. Besides she thinks he works in like...body...parts...? So who knows how much of his money is actually money..........]

You're welcome! And there, all better. For the most part. There's still some glitter there, but at least it's not all glitter and all floof now.

Thanks.

[He's just...gonna shake a much of the excess glitter off this card as he can before gently rolling it up to stick it in his pants pocket.]

So...what exactly did you want to do? Or was that it?

[Just give him the card and go? Or are they hanging out. He's not sure what to do.]

That's all I really had planned, but I'm always up to hanging out more! Maybe we could go play some games at the arcade, or take a walk? Oh! But either way, I really need your address. I wanna hang out at your house some time! I could bring over some board games and snacks!

Oh uh...I don't really...have an address. [He scratches at the back of his head.] My classmates and I live in a castle a little ways northwest of here. Up by Lake Dala.

[Her hands are instantly over her mouth as she gasps, eyes lighting up immediately.]

A castle?!

[Nothing else matters. He lives in a castle this is the most important thing.]

You live in a castle? That's so cool! You have to show me sometime, I want to see your castle!

Mm, yeah. Bought it from Tikbalang a couple months back. It's a Japanese castle though, so it's nothing like what you're probably thinking.

[Cliche and boring European castles!!]

But sure, I can show you sometime.

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