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well because it's fun of course!
im twelve years old and i'mg etting to go on all sorts of adventures and see and meet all these new people and creatures...
i got to see a real live unicron! that's bascially every girls dream!
though the unicorns were kind of awful in the end.
i got to go to this super fancy party and meet dukes and ducheses and all of these fancy people
i got to date a merman!
it's really dangreous sometimes sure, and other times it can be scary, but i think thats art fo the fun.
mom and dad sent us to oregon s that dipper and i could become closer togethre and be better sibligns
which i still think is kind of silly because we were always together through thick and thin
but somehow we got even closer, and all of this magic and monstre stuff means i get to go on adventures with him. and if i'm with him, then even the scaey and dangerous stuff isn't a big deal!
cause were an unstopable pair! notign can beat the pines twins.
so how can i not be excited???

[Wow, suddenly he feels really, really old. But ugh, what the hell. How are you so precious, Mabel.]

we're just two different people, i guess is all it comes down to.
even when i was 12, i didn't want t have adventures like that.
granted, the yakuza world is already dangerous enough as it is. that might have something to do with it.

[Well maybe you should take your grandpa pants off and try on some young adult ones instead.]

i guess so! but that's okay.
you and i will just have to go on diferent kinds of adventures then, right?

[hikes his pants up to his armpits just to spite you, tbh.]

yeah. some kind of middle groudn.

Edited 2016-08-26 00:39 (UTC)

[Don't blame anyone but yourself when people decide you're too old to go out and have fun. Gotta stay home so you don't fall and break a hip.]

i'l have to come up with something really good then.
something so good you'll be sitting there wondrierng why you never went on advetnrues with me before!
"dang! that mabel-chan is an adventure genius! i'm going to go on more adventures with her all thet ime!"
spoiler alert that's how it's gonn ago.
jsyk.

i'm pretty good at figuring out typos but what the hell was jsyk supposed to be?
anyway, if you say so.
i'm still not going to call you mabel-chan though. doesn't matter how many times you try to make that happen, it won't.

"just so you know"!
it's like lol or idk!
and don't worry, i know so! i'm the best advetnurer around after all.
but mabel-chan is so cute!! perfect for someone as cute as me!

oh. an abbreviation. what's idk?
lol is the thing you say when something's funny, right? laughing?
look, you're lucky i even call you mabel. that's a lot harder to say than pines!

[Yeah, she's...she's still "Meiberu"...and probably will be forever.]

[.......................................oh my god. Where does she even start with this. He at least has an idea of what lol is but...you've been here a year now Fuyuhiko! How have you not picked up on some of these things???]

yeah, lol is what you use when somethings funny. it means "laughing out loud"! you can use lmao too but tha tone is kinda bad, since it has a curse word in it. or i don't like to use it anyway becase of that.
idk is "i don't know". do you know what things like omg and afk mean? or how about btw or omw????
these are super basic ones that evreyone should know!

[This was so important, she almost doesn't remember that they were talking about names for a bit there.]

well i guess if it's eithre mabel or pines i won't complain.
i like how you say mabel! and being called pines would just bew eird

[BECAUSE HE'S NOT ON THE NETWORK A LOT, TBH...and most of the people he talks to are also Japanese or ye oldes.]

i'm japanese, remember? we obviously use different abbreviations.
i don't know what ANY of those ones you just listed mean. even if they're basic to you.
but i'm guessing lmao is "laughing my assoff"?

[...............you know, why didn't she realize that? Sure, while she can't read Japanese beyond maybe a few words that frequently show up in things she watches, she at least knows they use different characters entirely. Duh Mabel.]

oh right, sorry...
well you got that one right yeah, and i'll just have to teach you!
because even if they aren't basic to yoj, they're helpful to know, especialy since we use this places internte! that wya if you run into anyone using them you'll know!
well i guess omg isn't very importatn really. it means "oh my god", but btw is "by the way", omw is "on my way" and afk is "away from keyboard"! so if someone sends you taht, they still have their laptop open but aren't there to read or reply!
oh, they may also say brb, which means "be rigt back". there's also iirc which is "if i remember correctly"
idc is "i don't care"
annnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddddddddd i think that's all the realy importiant and common ones! there are a lot of diferent ones out there but they preobably don't matter, or you can figure out the contesxt for them!
or just ask me too, cause i know them all! i even have a few i made up myself!!!

[gg, asshole!!]

ok. i'll keep them in mind.
though i doubt i'm gonna need them that much. i've been here over a year and this is the first time i've heard...basically all of these.
but good to know.

[Look, it's been a while since she's watched any!!! It's not like they have anything like that here!]

wow really? that's surprisign1!

[.......hm. You know...]

do you think you could teach me japanese? i'm a quick learner and a realy good student! all my teachres allways love me and i get good grades in evrething pretty much! and i even alredy know a few words!
i mean they're just stuff you see in anime, but i larned those by myself, without any help!

[It takes him a minute to respond to this, for some reason.]

sure, if you want.
i can't promise i'll be a very good teacher but it's not like you're expecting to become fluent, right?
i can teach you some basics, at least. some common words and phrases, hiragana and katakana.
maybe a few simple kanji if the rest of it doesn't give you any trouble.

[Can you feel how excited she is through friend osmosis? If you were here right now, you'd get to watch all of the humans that pass by her tree walk away feeling absolutely elated thanks to the happy song she's chirping.]

it wont' give me any trouble at all! dippers latin stuff was supeir boring but i still picked up some of it prety easily while he was learning it or when he was reding and rwriting his dumb ciphers and spells and junk.
i'm simply the best studen tthere is!
so wahtever you're willing to teach me i definitely wanna learn!

well then, whenever you're ready just come over and we'll start.
though...maybe we should wait till after this bug bullshit is over and done with. you still don't like demons and manticores, right?

oh, right...
that's okay, i can wait! once its ovre, i'll come over all the time!

you know you're always welcome here.
besides, not like the gate could keep you out, even if you weren't.
just make sure not to come over till the afternoon, at least. i can't teach you anything if i'm asleep.

okay!!
only in the afternoon, got it. i can do that!

[After a few moments, she thinks of something else to ask, and another message comes through.]

so when's your birthday???

it was tuesday. the 16th

we're both august babies!!!!

[That's so exciting!

...

..........wait.]

AW I MISSED IT!! D:

heh, yeah. i guess we are.

it's ok. you didn't miss anything.
besides, we hung out that night for a bit, remember?

[Did Mabel catch him in the middle of buying a birthday present for himself? She sure did.]

but i didn't get to say happy birthday cuz i didn't know...tha'ts important!
happy birthday!!!!!
sooooo was that tie a birthady present to yourself then?

[She does that! She loves getting presents from others, and always loves what they give her, but she also likes spending a little of her allowance on herself too.]

thanks.
i guess you could say that.
aside from going to lunch with tanaka, i just sepnt the day doing things i like. looking at suits and ties happens to be one of those things.
it's like i said earlier, your birthday's whatever you want it to be.

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