Voicemail (Cerealia)

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This is Kuzuryuu Fuyuhiko. Obviously, I'm not here right now, so leave a message and maybe I'll get back to you later if it's not something stupid.

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text; where is the lie though.

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[Calm down son, this is really nothing to get excited over. It's just Kuzuryuu. He's really not worth excitement. At all.]

I said I'd just leave, didn't I? So if you fuck this up, I'll leave your body intact but you won't get another chance.

[So don't fuck it up if you want to get past FTE #1. Though why would you want to?]

[Hanamura, are you sure you can last that long without making any kind of innuendos...]

text; absolutely no lie here

[bozu]

[Befriending Kuzuryuu is super important, though! Not only is it a step closer to "friends with benefits", but man if they get close enough, that means more than just Hinata to rely on in a pinch!!]

Right, right, of course!
I won't waste this chance, then! I swear on my honor in the kitchen!

So... when would you like to do this? I'll go with whatever is best for you, Kuzuryuu-kun!

[... if he needs to, he'll write a big notebook of things he shouldn't say.
Actually, that's probably exactly what he'll do. It seems like a good idea, anyway!!]

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[You are not even remotely one step closer to "friends with benefits", Hanamura. It's never going to happen. Ever.]

[Ever.]

[Kuzuryuu just doesn't do the friends with benefits thing. Also: you're disgusting.]

It's not like I really have anything pressing or important to do around here. The 15th, I guess?

[Seems as good a day as any.]

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[bozu]

[And yet this is not a deterrent!! Someday...!!!]

Yes yes, the 15th is absolutely fine!!
Perhaps around noon? Noon seems like a good time to me!

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[Absolutely never. His interest in sex is in the negatives. his interest in romance AT ALL is in the negatives.]

Yeah sure.