Voicemail (Cerealia)

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This is Kuzuryuu Fuyuhiko. Obviously, I'm not here right now, so leave a message and maybe I'll get back to you later if it's not something stupid.

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Really?? Hmm...I could get a kennel too maybe! That'd help, right?

Oh!! Maybe I'll get one of those dinosaur pets, yeah! And if Mystery starts getting out of line, RAWR!!!!! That one will keep him in check! >:F

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Stop and think about that for a second and realize the problem with that plan.

[You're going to get...a robot...to potentially stop another robot if it goes crazy. Are you seeing the problem with this plan, Mabel, there's one huge flaw.]

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[There are a few minutes on her side before she replies.]

I'm sure you can train the dinosaur not to eat the fox! Just because he's a predator by nature doesn't mean he can't be taught not to eat his fellow pets!

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[Mabel, are you stupid?]

No, that's not the problem, dumbass! The problem is that your safeguard against a robot attack is ANOTHER GODDAMN ROBOT. You think the dinosaur will somehow not have the same problem as the fox if there's some secret kill switch on these things?

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[She's not stupid! She just thinks about different problems than others do sometimes, okay? That could be a legitimate problem you know! What if the T-Rex still wants to eat other animals, huh? Something you gotta think about!]

Oh right, duh. Wow go me. Well then...I don't know how I'll stop Mystery if he goes crazy. But I'll figure something out, don't worry. It can't be that hard to deal with.

[Also man you have a serious potty mouth on you don't you? Someone obviously didn't wash your mouth out with soap enough when you were little.]

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[Not only did his parents not wash his mouth out with soap, they actually encouraged his speech pattern.]

Go you. Whatever I guess. Your safest bet is still just to get rid of the damn thing though.

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I just can't do that...I'd feel really bad. And like I'd need to get him a different pet, but all the pets here are robots! So that wouldn't work...

[Way to go Kuzuryuu. You managed to make probably the cheeriest girl in the world sad.]

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[There's a slight delay before Kuzuryuu's next response. Because shit, Mabel's a kid isn't she? He totally upset her by getting carried away there with his robo-animal-hatred. Um...gotta fix that.]

Well for now just keep an eye on it, yeah? Maybe keep something that can short circuit it handy?

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Okay...we can do that, yeah.

[What could she even use though man...she could keep a bottle of water around maybe? Would water short circuit them they're covered in fur...]

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[He was thinking like...a taser...that can overload a robot and make it short circuit, right? He doesn't know shit about sci fi...]

[There's another pause though.]

Sorry, I wasn't trying to freak you out. I got carried away.

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Oh no, I'm not freaked out or anything! I just wish they had real animals here instead. I mean a real animal is better than a robot any day, but they don't have them so I thought that'd be okay.

And also I don't really know how to short circuit these things. I mean I'm pretty sure they're a lot more technical and stuff than the animatronics and stuff from home. And I don't even really know how to short circuit those.

[Though you know now that she thinks about it she should probably learn. She's already gotten one reason why, she doesn't need to be caught with her skirt down if it happens again ever.]

But it takes waaaaay more than killer robots to freak me out! You are looking at one little girl with nerves of steel here! If they flip out, I've got a golf club with Mystery's name on it!

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[MAN IT'S A SHAME HE CAN'T INTRODUCE YOU TO HIS SORT-OF PAL GUNDAM, MABEL. HE HAS HAMSTERS, THEY'RE GREAT.]

Nerves of steel, huh? Well I guess I don't have to worry about watching what I say around you then. [Im...plying he was watching his words until now???] But there you go, that'll work if nothing else does. That's usually a pretty safe backup plan.

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[AW...THAT SOUNDS REALLY GREAT. HAMSTERS ARE GREAT. THEY'RE SO CUTE. AND THEY'RE LUCKY THEY GET TO RUN IN THESE GIANT to them BALLS AND AND AND]

Nope! I've seen it all! There's nothing you could say that could scare me, guaranteed! But alright, if that sounds like it'll work, that's what I'll do for now. And maybe I'll look into other ways too. Since I'm the only one with a weapon out of the two of us. Or maybe I'll get him a golf club too, but he's not very good at golf so idk if that'd be any help.

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[He's pretty sure there's plenty he could say that would scare her, but they haven't FTE'd even close to enough times for him to broach that subject with her. So he's leaving that alone.]

You don't really have to be good at golf to hit something with a golf club. You just...need good aim and a little upper body strength.