impheired: can suck my short, pale, and awkward dick. (sassy ♚ tall dark and handsome)
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] impheired) wrote2015-03-18 01:37 pm

Voicemail (Cerealia)

This is Kuzuryuu Fuyuhiko. Obviously, I'm not here right now, so leave a message and maybe I'll get back to you later if it's not something stupid.

((Please put the ic date and video/voice/text/action in the header of your comment! Thanks!))
hamham: There is no way anyone will know that it was me. (I left the party with a kitten.)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-19 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Fuahahaha that is not the case at all! I may not have made my debut just yet, but you are speaking with the show host for Animal Talk Radio! It is not a mundane job like the rest of you have that requires my presence for most of the day, therefore I have quite a bit of free time on my hands!

It is simply easier to work around the schedule of others.

[He sounds pretty damn proud of this. Not that...he has any idea of what to do for this kind of thing at all. Talking about animals is about as vague as you can get, because there's a lot of different subjects you can cover.

And also there are no damn animals here so what is even the point but whatever!!!]


We can go immediately then! The sooner the better, yes? I was already planning on venturing out today in search of this suit myself, so if you are free now then now we should go!
hamham: immunity. I will be unstoppable! (They've been tazing me to raise my)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-19 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed! [He sure does sound like it was his decision. You'd think if it were the station's name he'd be a little more bitter about it.]

Do not keep me waiting long, human! To do so would be asking causality itself to change its will, and that is a dangerous request to make!

[And sorry, he's not leaving Kuzuryuu a chance to get a word in on that. Gotta hang up and go and meet him!!]