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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] impheired) wrote2015-03-18 01:37 pm

Voicemail (Cerealia)

This is Kuzuryuu Fuyuhiko. Obviously, I'm not here right now, so leave a message and maybe I'll get back to you later if it's not something stupid.

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hamham: drinking a daiquiri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it. (Sitting in back of morning lecture)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-06-02 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's still grateful! But alright, if you say so. He takes this chance to look over the home again, even if it's small enough that he likely caught all the details in his first glance over. It's more admiration this time than taking in new surroundings. He hasn't yet noticed that San-D is now waking herself up and moving around too.]

Your apartment is very nice.

[Attempt at a subject change from earlier. But it sounds like small talk so we'll see how well this goes over.]
hamham: to making my animals internet celebrities. (I think I'm going to devote my summer)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-06-03 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[What a burden to bear that is. Thank you for being the surrogate hamdad while proper hamdad is preoccupied.]

I have not really given it much of a look, admittedly.

[Now turning his attention back to Kuzuryuu and the hams. Oh hello San-D! Are you enjoying that attention? You look like you are, yeah. Adorable.]

It seems a bit...overcomplicated.
hamham: chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult. (I hate it when the guy who runs the)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-06-03 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a little frown on his face at that, giving it another thought.]

Would it not just be easier to purchase the furniture, rather than...

[The...dummy furniture? And then redesigning it and...]
hamham: End of story. (Never go drinking with anime club.)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-06-27 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm...perhaps this requires more investigation then.

[Lord knows his house needs some sprucing up...]

How difficult was it to obtain your current interior design?
hamham: a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that. (I have never heard someone not give)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-06-28 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, no. Gundam seems pretty amazed, but the hamsters are not amused. They're sort of huddling up before moving to seek refuge...which unfortunately leaves them all crawling into cups of that nice sake set of Kuzuryuu's. Sorry about that friend, they're just a little startled.]

Ah! Magnificent! How could they manage such a feature...? I had no idea technology could do something like this.
hamham: hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you. (I just heard my mom say)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-07-01 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow amazing is right! When Kuzuryuu moves to try and fish the hams out, Gundam moves to try and help. Jum-P and Cham-P came easily enough for Kuzuryuu (one fell back asleep and the other is so fat), but Maga-Z is being stubborn.

Though while the heir is dealing with those hams, before their owner actually puts in some real effort in getting the remaining hamster, he pulls out his CereVice and snaps a photo. Yup. Never miss an opportunity for cute ham pics.

Okay but picking up that cup and dumping Maga-Z out now. Come on, don't do that.]


My apologies. Allow me to wash these for you.

[He may love animals but he realizes it is not exactly sanitary letting them sit in cups.]
Edited 2015-07-01 18:21 (UTC)
hamham: drinking a daiquiri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it. (Sitting in back of morning lecture)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-07-01 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[San-D sticks along for the ride! And as Kuzuryuu moves, Gundam gathers up the remaining hamsters and stands up to follow. They're placed on his shoulders (mostly so they don't get into anything else...) and he trails after his classmate.]

Are you sure? These animals are in my care, so it is my responsibility.

[He's a good pet owner, he knows how the score goes with these types of things.]
hamham: and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!" (Apparently I was pointing at birds)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-07-01 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
My status as your guest does not matter so much, Kuzuryuu.

[He's not moving, not yet. He's apparently very stubborn about this subject! But if Kuzuryuu really insists he can get Gundam to turn back around.]