Voicemail (Cerealia)

[impheired]

This is Kuzuryuu Fuyuhiko. Obviously, I'm not here right now, so leave a message and maybe I'll get back to you later if it's not something stupid.

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text; 2/19 ic; afternoon; before the platform falls

[babermetrics]

IM EMERGENCY BOOOOORED

So we gotta have an important conversation. as men

text;

[impheired]

[Giving his Cerevice he wariest of looks, tbh. He's not sure if Leon's idea of an "important conversation. as men" is the same as his idea of an "important conversation. as men." So help him if it turns into locker room talk...]

I'm not sure that's the sort of thing you have just because you're bored, but alright.
What is it?

[babermetrics]

[YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT:]

what else am I gonna do? So are you and Pekoyama a thing?

[impheired]

[SON OF A BITCH.]

You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
No, we're not.

[Why do people keep asking him this, holy shit.]

[babermetrics]

WHOA AWESOME

so you like anyone else?

[impheired]

What's awesome?

No, I don't.

[ONCE AGAIN...WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP ASKING HIM THIS?? Why is everyone so interested in his love life, what the hell.]

[babermetrics]

Man. Well I guess Im not that surprised since its you and stuff

but it wouldve been real interesting hearing about what kinda girl you like lol

and its awesome shes not taken unless she is and its just not you?

[impheired]

I don't really care about that kind of crap. You'd be better off having this conversation with literally anyone else.

I'd know if she was dating someone. Don't get your hopes up though, I don't think she's any more interested in romance than I am.
She'd have a boyfriend by now if she was.

[whatmakesyouhaha.mp3]

[babermetrics]

Ive gotta try! Ill just ask her out and see what she says! its not like I want a big romance or anything man

I texted like six dudes and none of you have your eye on even one girl

what the hell kinda place is this

[impheired]

If she agrees to go out with you, you better take it seriously. You give her the run around or take advantage of her, and they'll find your body in little pieces encased in concrete at the bottom of garden lake.

Are you seriously asking me that? You know damn well what kind of place this is and you're surprised most of us have better priorities than worrying about our love lives?

Text Tanaka, he'll give you a different answer.

[babermetrics]

Dude calm the hell down. Im not gonna screw her around, Im up front with girls about what Im like and shes a cool chick!

not to mention cute as hell ♥

But that doesnt mean Im gonna take advantage of her so dont freak out on me! Damn

I think I know what kind of fucking place this is but I dont get why I shouldnt have any fun isnt that just asking to go crazy? Im sick of feeling crazy 24/7 Im OVER IT

I texted Tanaka too Im talking to him right now but dude are you serious

[impheired]

[Leon, where is your brain. Please stop and think about who you are texting these things about Peko to.]

Freaking out would mean I think you stand a chance. I'm just being up front with you about what pursuing a relationship with Peko means.
If you can't take it completely seriously, then don't bother. Peko deserves better than that.

[All the cuteness in the world doesn't really make up for the fact that dating Peko means putting up with Kuzuryuu having his eye on you as close to 24/7 as humanly possible. Maybe this is why nobody's dating her...]

If you want to have fun, that's your choice. I'm just asking if you're really surprised that not all o us share your priorities.

Yeah, he sort of had a thing going with a girl in our class. Sonia Nevermind, the Super High School Level Princess.
They're not dating, but they're...something. I'm not sure if even Tanaka knows what that something is.

[babermetrics]

[Maybe it is, Kuzuryuu. He doesn't bother responding much to the first texts; there's only so much reassuring he can do, and if Pekoyama wants to turn him down, that's her call. She probably will, and he's aware of that, but whatever! He never got anywhere by not trying!

. . . That's a filthy lie, but he never got into anyone's pants by not trying.

Besides, the rest is more immediately interesting, especially considering that he's texting Kuzuryuu and Tanaka in tandem.]

Whoa he just told me about her. hes so serious about her

I wasnt even sure a guy like him knew where his dick was but I had to ask man Im bored. color me surprised

hes intense about everything I guess.......

Arent you bored? whatre you even doing while shit sucks

[impheired]

Well, to be fair, he's not the initiator. Not from what I can tell, at least.
So you...weren't as far off as you could have been with that guess? Though, I think the fact that it's the other way around is almost MORE surprising...

Cleaning, mostly. So yeah, I'm pretty damn bored.

[Does he even know what "fun" means?]

[babermetrics]

Man that IS bored if youre spending your time cleaning. It sucks cuz Id say lets go do something but what the hell are we supposed to do like this?

lol tho I guess some girls are into his type. Theres girls for every type

[impheired]

Again, you're probably asking the wrong person. Is this not helping?

[He doesn't get out much... His idea of hanging out is just sitting around talking. Possibly over drinks.]

Yeah. She has...interesting tastes. In a lot of things beyond guys.
If you knew her, you probably wouldn't be surprised that he's the one she went for out of all the guys in our class.

[babermetrics]

I guess if youre the kind of girl who likes a guy like Tanaka youre not the kind of girl who likes a guy like me or you or Hinata

Thats a pretty specific taste. no offense to him or anything were friends, hes cool

JUst pretty hard to imagine......... not that I can imagine what being a girl is like easy anyway.

Yeah this is helping. for me anyway. I was gonna go crazy, I hate being by myself too long

right after that crazy shit where I couldnt see myself too