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yeah, sure. i can do that.

[Hold on, give him a second to think of something to talk about...]

oh. so hana folloed me all the way into bavan the other night.
somehow the gates got open and she saw an opportunity and took it
i'm halfway convinced the animals worked together to open them. or maybe it's not just the dojo that's haunted...

[Fuyuhiko you are a stellar guy.]

wow, all the way to bavan???? but she's so little! howd she do that?
though jeez, if your whole castle is haunted that'd be kinda scary! iv'e delt with the undead you know. theyre not any fun! thos ghosts in your dojo might seem harmles but if you have one that can open your gates that's not good!

hell if i know! i'm surprised she actually made it that far without getting killed or something.
or turning around and going back because she was hungry.
i really don't think the whole castle is haunted though, that was mostly a joke.
i mean...im sure we would've noticed something like that by now.
especially since tanaka and sonia are so into the occult.

you never know hiko, trust me.
you could just sit around for years and never know there was a ghost aorund until BAM!!
it's knocking over your stuff or trying to kill you.
or poening gates so your kitties can get out.
or maybte the castles isnt haunted, but the ground it was built on!
and theyve just been gathreing up their energy so they can seek revenge on you rfor ruining their scared lands!!
i've read all about this kinda stuff in dippers journal. also one turned me into wood once.
spooks arent' anything to take lightly!

you mean their sacred lands?
(i'm teasing, i know what you meant)
maybe i'll mention it to tanaka and let him go nuts doing an exorcism.

if nothing else, it'll be entertaining to watch him run around trying to chase away ghsots that might not even exist.

oh nyeh!!
(thats me sticking my tongue out at you)
awww wait until i'm ovre to watch!

tthough wouldnt he just try and catc hthem? he seems like the kinda guy whod keep them in a jar or something. that'd be really creepy...

nah, he does that to faeries, not ghosts.
but i dunno, i think it would really depend on what kind of ghost it is.
i can say for sure that if the ghost is one that's putting his animals in danger, he'd absolutely get rid of it.
no way he'd let something like that stay.

[...........................................

It takes her a minute or two to respond to that because hold on here.]

he keeps faeries in jars?????????????

oh wait shit.
not MONSTER faeries.
like...fairy faeires.
my bad.
it's something he said he used to do back home.

meaning they were really probably butterflies or something, now that i think about.

[Oh thank god. That would have been awful. And she wouldn't know how to feel about Hiko just...letting him do that!!]

do you guys not have fairies were you're from then??

no.
we don't have any magical or supernatural shit like this.
it's all just stuff you read about in stories.
none of it's real.

thats' kinda sad!
i didnt know any of that stuff existed until we went to oregon for the summer, but now i can't imagine what lifes gonna be like when we go back home.
california is gonna be really boring compared to it without all the freaky stuff happening all the time.

maybe it is real though and you just havent found japan's gravitya falls yet!

maybe, but i hope not.
shit's weird enogh without bringing real magic and monsters into it.
i dunno how you always sound so excited about it. i get tired just listening to your stories.
that's definitely not the sort of life i'd want to go back to.

Edited 2016-08-25 23:58 (UTC)

well because it's fun of course!
im twelve years old and i'mg etting to go on all sorts of adventures and see and meet all these new people and creatures...
i got to see a real live unicron! that's bascially every girls dream!
though the unicorns were kind of awful in the end.
i got to go to this super fancy party and meet dukes and ducheses and all of these fancy people
i got to date a merman!
it's really dangreous sometimes sure, and other times it can be scary, but i think thats art fo the fun.
mom and dad sent us to oregon s that dipper and i could become closer togethre and be better sibligns
which i still think is kind of silly because we were always together through thick and thin
but somehow we got even closer, and all of this magic and monstre stuff means i get to go on adventures with him. and if i'm with him, then even the scaey and dangerous stuff isn't a big deal!
cause were an unstopable pair! notign can beat the pines twins.
so how can i not be excited???

[Wow, suddenly he feels really, really old. But ugh, what the hell. How are you so precious, Mabel.]

we're just two different people, i guess is all it comes down to.
even when i was 12, i didn't want t have adventures like that.
granted, the yakuza world is already dangerous enough as it is. that might have something to do with it.

[Well maybe you should take your grandpa pants off and try on some young adult ones instead.]

i guess so! but that's okay.
you and i will just have to go on diferent kinds of adventures then, right?

[hikes his pants up to his armpits just to spite you, tbh.]

yeah. some kind of middle groudn.

Edited 2016-08-26 00:39 (UTC)

[Don't blame anyone but yourself when people decide you're too old to go out and have fun. Gotta stay home so you don't fall and break a hip.]

i'l have to come up with something really good then.
something so good you'll be sitting there wondrierng why you never went on advetnrues with me before!
"dang! that mabel-chan is an adventure genius! i'm going to go on more adventures with her all thet ime!"
spoiler alert that's how it's gonn ago.
jsyk.

i'm pretty good at figuring out typos but what the hell was jsyk supposed to be?
anyway, if you say so.
i'm still not going to call you mabel-chan though. doesn't matter how many times you try to make that happen, it won't.

"just so you know"!
it's like lol or idk!
and don't worry, i know so! i'm the best advetnurer around after all.
but mabel-chan is so cute!! perfect for someone as cute as me!

oh. an abbreviation. what's idk?
lol is the thing you say when something's funny, right? laughing?
look, you're lucky i even call you mabel. that's a lot harder to say than pines!

[Yeah, she's...she's still "Meiberu"...and probably will be forever.]

[.......................................oh my god. Where does she even start with this. He at least has an idea of what lol is but...you've been here a year now Fuyuhiko! How have you not picked up on some of these things???]

yeah, lol is what you use when somethings funny. it means "laughing out loud"! you can use lmao too but tha tone is kinda bad, since it has a curse word in it. or i don't like to use it anyway becase of that.
idk is "i don't know". do you know what things like omg and afk mean? or how about btw or omw????
these are super basic ones that evreyone should know!

[This was so important, she almost doesn't remember that they were talking about names for a bit there.]

well i guess if it's eithre mabel or pines i won't complain.
i like how you say mabel! and being called pines would just bew eird

[BECAUSE HE'S NOT ON THE NETWORK A LOT, TBH...and most of the people he talks to are also Japanese or ye oldes.]

i'm japanese, remember? we obviously use different abbreviations.
i don't know what ANY of those ones you just listed mean. even if they're basic to you.
but i'm guessing lmao is "laughing my assoff"?

[...............you know, why didn't she realize that? Sure, while she can't read Japanese beyond maybe a few words that frequently show up in things she watches, she at least knows they use different characters entirely. Duh Mabel.]

oh right, sorry...
well you got that one right yeah, and i'll just have to teach you!
because even if they aren't basic to yoj, they're helpful to know, especialy since we use this places internte! that wya if you run into anyone using them you'll know!
well i guess omg isn't very importatn really. it means "oh my god", but btw is "by the way", omw is "on my way" and afk is "away from keyboard"! so if someone sends you taht, they still have their laptop open but aren't there to read or reply!
oh, they may also say brb, which means "be rigt back". there's also iirc which is "if i remember correctly"
idc is "i don't care"
annnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddddddddd i think that's all the realy importiant and common ones! there are a lot of diferent ones out there but they preobably don't matter, or you can figure out the contesxt for them!
or just ask me too, cause i know them all! i even have a few i made up myself!!!

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