Voicemail (Cerealia)

[impheired]

This is Kuzuryuu Fuyuhiko. Obviously, I'm not here right now, so leave a message and maybe I'll get back to you later if it's not something stupid.

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[impheired]

So when are we going out to look anyway?

[Okay, apparently figurative "we" has gotten to the stage of Kuzuryuu inviting himself along now. Literal we.] The ball's on the 26th, right? That's only four days away...

[They should probably not do it at the last minute. He gets the feeling that this is going to be An Ordeal.]

[hamham]

Huh?

[Oh...right, of course. Wait, we? He pauses, because when did it become "let's go look together" but it's a relatively short pause. Looking together would be better than calling Kuzuryuu, after all.]

You have a job, don't you? If we are looking together, it's alright if we go when it's most convenient for you.

[impheired]

...implying you don't have a job?

[Gundam how are you going to pay for this without one. Also: EVEN HE HAS A JOB. HOW DO YOU NOT??]

We probably shouldn't wait till the last minute though. I'm not working today and I'm working nights tomorrow and the day after so...whatever works.

[hamham]

Fuahahaha that is not the case at all! I may not have made my debut just yet, but you are speaking with the show host for Animal Talk Radio! It is not a mundane job like the rest of you have that requires my presence for most of the day, therefore I have quite a bit of free time on my hands!

It is simply easier to work around the schedule of others.

[He sounds pretty damn proud of this. Not that...he has any idea of what to do for this kind of thing at all. Talking about animals is about as vague as you can get, because there's a lot of different subjects you can cover.

And also there are no damn animals here so what is even the point but whatever!!!]

We can go immediately then! The sooner the better, yes? I was already planning on venturing out today in search of this suit myself, so if you are free now then now we should go!

[impheired]

...Animal Talk Radio.

[Oh lord who thought it was a good idea to give this ham a radio show. What the hell. Also he's assuming whoever runs the station came up with the name because what kind of boring ass name is that from Gundam of all people?]

You're lucky I'm not doing anything right now. So sure, I'll meet you over at the shopping district in a bit.

[He's just lounging around his apartment in a yukata right now let him put some pants on before he goes anywhere.]

[hamham]

Indeed! [He sure does sound like it was his decision. You'd think if it were the station's name he'd be a little more bitter about it.]

Do not keep me waiting long, human! To do so would be asking causality itself to change its will, and that is a dangerous request to make!

[And sorry, he's not leaving Kuzuryuu a chance to get a word in on that. Gotta hang up and go and meet him!!]

[impheired]

Hey, I'm doing you a favor here, bas--

[Oh he...he hung up. Real nice, Gundam. Real nice. He guesses he'll get dressed and head over there then. God. So demanding and impatient!!]