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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] impheired) wrote2015-03-18 01:37 pm

Voicemail (Cerealia)

This is Kuzuryuu Fuyuhiko. Obviously, I'm not here right now, so leave a message and maybe I'll get back to you later if it's not something stupid.

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hamham: pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cereal I can't see any wood floor. (My window is missing there is half a)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-05-24 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a nod at the mention of Enoshima, but that's about all the blond gets at first. Once again Gundam's not quite sure how to reply to that, and what's more is he's not sure he really cares to. He doesn't really want to argue the point any further...the way he's looking at it is all wrong, he's pretty sure, the more he listens to the heir talk. It really is probably better if the dead stay dead in the end, isn't it? ...yeah.

At first he just nods again - this time agreeing to be careful like asked - and starts to work on finishing his tea. It's going to take a little thought before replying to that. It's sort of just a quiet statement though when he finally makes it.]


There is little to misunderstand. I had no feeling that it was out of moral obligation you were disagreeing. You would have been more aggressive with your statements if that were the case.
Edited 2015-05-26 04:45 (UTC)
hamham: and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!" (Apparently I was pointing at birds)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-05-28 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Compliment.

[Even if that was a rhetorical question, he feels he should answer. But other than that he just ducks his head a little and shakes his head once Kuzuryuu's done talking, after just a pause of thought. Is that telling him not to worry? Indicating he's not going to keep hoping? Who knows. He's not explaining. After another sip of tea - this one finishing the cup - he replies.]

It's impossible not to view such a subject with bias. I wasn't asking for your unbiased opinion to begin with.
hamham: night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you. (I apparently started to text you last)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-05-28 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[He did a lot of thinking too, so he had time to drink.

But don't worry, Gundam wants to change the subject just as much. Kuzuryuu's not the only one all twisted up inside now. There's a nod.]


If it is not too much trouble, please.

[...but...what to change the subject to...?]
hamham: really maternal. (Stuffed animals make me feel)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-05-30 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Take your time, Kuzuryuu. It's not like Gundam's impatient.

Though while he's in the kitchen, the breeder's going to remove his scarf. Come here little guys, do you want to visit with Kuzuryuu too? Yeah, you're all a little sleepy still it looks like, but putting you on the table should be fine. Let you guys wake up a little while he waits for the heir to return. These little guys are always good for cheering him up...maybe that'll help his classmate too...]
hamham: serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked. (I've just never heard the term)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-06-01 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aren't they adorable? They're sort of waking up, easily realizing they are not home with the different smells going on. Maga-Z is the first one to sort of ooze out of the pile, working on grooming his face and sniffing the air.]

Thank you.

[Gonna work on steeping this cup now...reaching over to sort of rub at Cham-P's fat little face.]

And...thank you for having me over, Kuzuryuu. Forgive my poor manners for not having expressed this earlier.
hamham: drinking a daiquiri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it. (Sitting in back of morning lecture)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-06-02 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's still grateful! But alright, if you say so. He takes this chance to look over the home again, even if it's small enough that he likely caught all the details in his first glance over. It's more admiration this time than taking in new surroundings. He hasn't yet noticed that San-D is now waking herself up and moving around too.]

Your apartment is very nice.

[Attempt at a subject change from earlier. But it sounds like small talk so we'll see how well this goes over.]
hamham: to making my animals internet celebrities. (I think I'm going to devote my summer)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-06-03 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[What a burden to bear that is. Thank you for being the surrogate hamdad while proper hamdad is preoccupied.]

I have not really given it much of a look, admittedly.

[Now turning his attention back to Kuzuryuu and the hams. Oh hello San-D! Are you enjoying that attention? You look like you are, yeah. Adorable.]

It seems a bit...overcomplicated.
hamham: chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult. (I hate it when the guy who runs the)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-06-03 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a little frown on his face at that, giving it another thought.]

Would it not just be easier to purchase the furniture, rather than...

[The...dummy furniture? And then redesigning it and...]
hamham: End of story. (Never go drinking with anime club.)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-06-27 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm...perhaps this requires more investigation then.

[Lord knows his house needs some sprucing up...]

How difficult was it to obtain your current interior design?
hamham: a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that. (I have never heard someone not give)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-06-28 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, no. Gundam seems pretty amazed, but the hamsters are not amused. They're sort of huddling up before moving to seek refuge...which unfortunately leaves them all crawling into cups of that nice sake set of Kuzuryuu's. Sorry about that friend, they're just a little startled.]

Ah! Magnificent! How could they manage such a feature...? I had no idea technology could do something like this.
hamham: hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you. (I just heard my mom say)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-07-01 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow amazing is right! When Kuzuryuu moves to try and fish the hams out, Gundam moves to try and help. Jum-P and Cham-P came easily enough for Kuzuryuu (one fell back asleep and the other is so fat), but Maga-Z is being stubborn.

Though while the heir is dealing with those hams, before their owner actually puts in some real effort in getting the remaining hamster, he pulls out his CereVice and snaps a photo. Yup. Never miss an opportunity for cute ham pics.

Okay but picking up that cup and dumping Maga-Z out now. Come on, don't do that.]


My apologies. Allow me to wash these for you.

[He may love animals but he realizes it is not exactly sanitary letting them sit in cups.]
Edited 2015-07-01 18:21 (UTC)
hamham: drinking a daiquiri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it. (Sitting in back of morning lecture)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-07-01 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[San-D sticks along for the ride! And as Kuzuryuu moves, Gundam gathers up the remaining hamsters and stands up to follow. They're placed on his shoulders (mostly so they don't get into anything else...) and he trails after his classmate.]

Are you sure? These animals are in my care, so it is my responsibility.

[He's a good pet owner, he knows how the score goes with these types of things.]
hamham: and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!" (Apparently I was pointing at birds)

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[personal profile] hamham 2015-07-01 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
My status as your guest does not matter so much, Kuzuryuu.

[He's not moving, not yet. He's apparently very stubborn about this subject! But if Kuzuryuu really insists he can get Gundam to turn back around.]