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you can do whatever the fuck you want.
luckily you've got some time to decide, right? when exactly is "the end of the month"?
if you change your mind and want to celebrate it, that's fine too.
whatever's gonna make you happiest is what you should do.

it's the 31st

[Whatever's going to make her happiest...? She'll have to think about that...]

thanks hiko
i dunno if anything i can do for our birthday's gonna make me happy but i feel a little better now

yeah, see? plenty of time to igure it out.
no problem.

yeah, you're right. that is plenty of time.

[It takes about a minute, but another message comes through from her after that.]

hey um...are you busy or anything?

not really. just taking it easy till the sun goes down.
why?

can you keep talking to me maybe then?
i feel better so it d oesn't have to be about my birthday...it can be about anything! i don't mind.

[She's just kind of lonely...]

yeah, sure. i can do that.

[Hold on, give him a second to think of something to talk about...]

oh. so hana folloed me all the way into bavan the other night.
somehow the gates got open and she saw an opportunity and took it
i'm halfway convinced the animals worked together to open them. or maybe it's not just the dojo that's haunted...

[Fuyuhiko you are a stellar guy.]

wow, all the way to bavan???? but she's so little! howd she do that?
though jeez, if your whole castle is haunted that'd be kinda scary! iv'e delt with the undead you know. theyre not any fun! thos ghosts in your dojo might seem harmles but if you have one that can open your gates that's not good!

hell if i know! i'm surprised she actually made it that far without getting killed or something.
or turning around and going back because she was hungry.
i really don't think the whole castle is haunted though, that was mostly a joke.
i mean...im sure we would've noticed something like that by now.
especially since tanaka and sonia are so into the occult.

you never know hiko, trust me.
you could just sit around for years and never know there was a ghost aorund until BAM!!
it's knocking over your stuff or trying to kill you.
or poening gates so your kitties can get out.
or maybte the castles isnt haunted, but the ground it was built on!
and theyve just been gathreing up their energy so they can seek revenge on you rfor ruining their scared lands!!
i've read all about this kinda stuff in dippers journal. also one turned me into wood once.
spooks arent' anything to take lightly!

you mean their sacred lands?
(i'm teasing, i know what you meant)
maybe i'll mention it to tanaka and let him go nuts doing an exorcism.

if nothing else, it'll be entertaining to watch him run around trying to chase away ghsots that might not even exist.

oh nyeh!!
(thats me sticking my tongue out at you)
awww wait until i'm ovre to watch!

tthough wouldnt he just try and catc hthem? he seems like the kinda guy whod keep them in a jar or something. that'd be really creepy...

nah, he does that to faeries, not ghosts.
but i dunno, i think it would really depend on what kind of ghost it is.
i can say for sure that if the ghost is one that's putting his animals in danger, he'd absolutely get rid of it.
no way he'd let something like that stay.

[...........................................

It takes her a minute or two to respond to that because hold on here.]

he keeps faeries in jars?????????????

oh wait shit.
not MONSTER faeries.
like...fairy faeires.
my bad.
it's something he said he used to do back home.

meaning they were really probably butterflies or something, now that i think about.

[Oh thank god. That would have been awful. And she wouldn't know how to feel about Hiko just...letting him do that!!]

do you guys not have fairies were you're from then??

no.
we don't have any magical or supernatural shit like this.
it's all just stuff you read about in stories.
none of it's real.

thats' kinda sad!
i didnt know any of that stuff existed until we went to oregon for the summer, but now i can't imagine what lifes gonna be like when we go back home.
california is gonna be really boring compared to it without all the freaky stuff happening all the time.

maybe it is real though and you just havent found japan's gravitya falls yet!

maybe, but i hope not.
shit's weird enogh without bringing real magic and monsters into it.
i dunno how you always sound so excited about it. i get tired just listening to your stories.
that's definitely not the sort of life i'd want to go back to.

Edited 2016-08-25 23:58 (UTC)

well because it's fun of course!
im twelve years old and i'mg etting to go on all sorts of adventures and see and meet all these new people and creatures...
i got to see a real live unicron! that's bascially every girls dream!
though the unicorns were kind of awful in the end.
i got to go to this super fancy party and meet dukes and ducheses and all of these fancy people
i got to date a merman!
it's really dangreous sometimes sure, and other times it can be scary, but i think thats art fo the fun.
mom and dad sent us to oregon s that dipper and i could become closer togethre and be better sibligns
which i still think is kind of silly because we were always together through thick and thin
but somehow we got even closer, and all of this magic and monstre stuff means i get to go on adventures with him. and if i'm with him, then even the scaey and dangerous stuff isn't a big deal!
cause were an unstopable pair! notign can beat the pines twins.
so how can i not be excited???

[Wow, suddenly he feels really, really old. But ugh, what the hell. How are you so precious, Mabel.]

we're just two different people, i guess is all it comes down to.
even when i was 12, i didn't want t have adventures like that.
granted, the yakuza world is already dangerous enough as it is. that might have something to do with it.

[Well maybe you should take your grandpa pants off and try on some young adult ones instead.]

i guess so! but that's okay.
you and i will just have to go on diferent kinds of adventures then, right?

[hikes his pants up to his armpits just to spite you, tbh.]

yeah. some kind of middle groudn.

Edited 2016-08-26 00:39 (UTC)

[Don't blame anyone but yourself when people decide you're too old to go out and have fun. Gotta stay home so you don't fall and break a hip.]

i'l have to come up with something really good then.
something so good you'll be sitting there wondrierng why you never went on advetnrues with me before!
"dang! that mabel-chan is an adventure genius! i'm going to go on more adventures with her all thet ime!"
spoiler alert that's how it's gonn ago.
jsyk.

i'm pretty good at figuring out typos but what the hell was jsyk supposed to be?
anyway, if you say so.
i'm still not going to call you mabel-chan though. doesn't matter how many times you try to make that happen, it won't.

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