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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] impheired) wrote2015-03-18 01:37 pm
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Voicemail (Cerealia)

This is Kuzuryuu Fuyuhiko. Obviously, I'm not here right now, so leave a message and maybe I'll get back to you later if it's not something stupid.

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hamham: and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!" (Apparently I was pointing at birds)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-18 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[He offers a sort of affirmative hum in reply to that.]

Finding one that would match the suit would be easy enough as well, I would assume. We'll need to be sure it is not too light of a material, so that their nails do not get caught easily in it.
impheired: "if you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover" (ponder ♚ like a wise man once told me...)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-04-18 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that goes without saying. You know, you could probably leave out the tie and just go with some kind of loose knot in the front instead. If it's just going to cover it up anyway, there's no point in wearing a tie. Same for a vest, so there's two less things you have to worry about.
hamham: End of story. (Never go drinking with anime club.)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-18 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Having less to worry about would be ideal...

[He's already kind of rethinking going because it would just be better for everyone involved if he could wear what he normally does. Everyone involved, yup. And with there being so much he can and can't do with a suit, he's not sure picking one out is going to be even remotely an easy task. Much less on his own...

Maybe Kuzuryuu would let him call while he's out actually looking...? Sorry if you're speaking at all right now, friend. He's spacing out big time.]
impheired: better when people don’t know what you’re up to. (talk ♚ i realized that life is so much)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-04-18 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
So when are we going out to look anyway?

[Okay, apparently figurative "we" has gotten to the stage of Kuzuryuu inviting himself along now. Literal we.] The ball's on the 26th, right? That's only four days away...

[They should probably not do it at the last minute. He gets the feeling that this is going to be An Ordeal.]
hamham: and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword. (Indeed. Apparently I called my friends)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-18 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh?

[Oh...right, of course. Wait, we? He pauses, because when did it become "let's go look together" but it's a relatively short pause. Looking together would be better than calling Kuzuryuu, after all.]

You have a job, don't you? If we are looking together, it's alright if we go when it's most convenient for you.
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impheired: but it looked like he might have a shank, and i'm just not at a place in my life where i could handle having tetanus (unsure ♚ i almost took a picture)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-04-19 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
...implying you don't have a job?

[Gundam how are you going to pay for this without one. Also: EVEN HE HAS A JOB. HOW DO YOU NOT??]

We probably shouldn't wait till the last minute though. I'm not working today and I'm working nights tomorrow and the day after so...whatever works.
hamham: There is no way anyone will know that it was me. (I left the party with a kitten.)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-19 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Fuahahaha that is not the case at all! I may not have made my debut just yet, but you are speaking with the show host for Animal Talk Radio! It is not a mundane job like the rest of you have that requires my presence for most of the day, therefore I have quite a bit of free time on my hands!

It is simply easier to work around the schedule of others.

[He sounds pretty damn proud of this. Not that...he has any idea of what to do for this kind of thing at all. Talking about animals is about as vague as you can get, because there's a lot of different subjects you can cover.

And also there are no damn animals here so what is even the point but whatever!!!]

We can go immediately then! The sooner the better, yes? I was already planning on venturing out today in search of this suit myself, so if you are free now then now we should go!
impheired: with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway. (stare ♚ it started as a joke and ended)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-04-19 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
...Animal Talk Radio.

[Oh lord who thought it was a good idea to give this ham a radio show. What the hell. Also he's assuming whoever runs the station came up with the name because what kind of boring ass name is that from Gundam of all people?]

You're lucky I'm not doing anything right now. So sure, I'll meet you over at the shopping district in a bit.

[He's just lounging around his apartment in a yukata right now let him put some pants on before he goes anywhere.]
hamham: immunity. I will be unstoppable! (They've been tazing me to raise my)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-04-19 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed! [He sure does sound like it was his decision. You'd think if it were the station's name he'd be a little more bitter about it.]

Do not keep me waiting long, human! To do so would be asking causality itself to change its will, and that is a dangerous request to make!

[And sorry, he's not leaving Kuzuryuu a chance to get a word in on that. Gotta hang up and go and meet him!!]
impheired: explain. (angry ♚ there's weed in my toothpaste.)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-04-19 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm doing you a favor here, bas--

[Oh he...he hung up. Real nice, Gundam. Real nice. He guesses he'll get dressed and head over there then. God. So demanding and impatient!!]
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