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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] impheired) wrote2015-03-18 01:37 pm

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This is Kuzuryuu Fuyuhiko. Obviously, I'm not here right now, so leave a message and maybe I'll get back to you later if it's not something stupid.

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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-06-27 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry she's not going to ask for anything like that!!]

...do you...I mean, would it be weird if I asked for a hug?

[That isn't inappropriate, is it?]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-06-27 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Jeeez that's just looking, okay! Also she wouldn't ask for something like that, that'd be weird and the opposite of romantic you know.

With the okay though, Mabel gets out of her chair, quickly makes her way around the table and practically latches onto Kuzuryuu. Sorry that it's weird out in public, but you know this is just something she really needs right now. He's not even an awful choice.

He's a friend and that's really what matters here. Though with how tight it is it may last a few minutes, sorry about that...]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-07-02 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry, it won't last too long. Even if she's sniffling a little as she backs off. But it's with a bright smile at least!]

Thank you.

[Okay gonna go sit back down and not make this too weird. Drink some of that hot chocolate.]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-07-02 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Well a guy drinking his tea certainly has enough time for questions, right?]

...hey Hiko, does that offer go for advice too?

[Once that question's out, she goes back to her parfait. Just watching him and waiting for a reply.]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-07-02 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Hehe, well we were just talking about you and saying Fuyuhiko is a mouthful sometimes, when you're coming up in conversation a lot. So I shortened it to Hiko for the duration of the conversation and I guess I just got used to saying it. Oh! But listen to this!

Kuzuryuu.

[It is not spoken like someone who is fluent in Japanese or anything, but listen to her roll that 'r' there. And that beaming smile because she is so proud of herself.]

I've been practicing!

[What happened to asking for advice...]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-07-02 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a great name, it's true. Mabel really likes it? It sounds very nice. But it's a lot longer than Mabel, Dipper, Soos, Stan, Wendy...she's used to shorter names.]

Oh Dipper and I talk about you a lot.

[A pause.]

Or...we did, anyway. He was a little worried about me being friends with Yakuza, since Stan's probably gotten in trouble with the mafia in a bunch of other countries by now and also he's really paranoid and stuff, but it's fine.

[Actually, thinking about it now she has to giggle a little around a spoonful of parfait.]

Did you know at one point, when coming up with theories about why we're here, he mentioned, like, the Chinese mafia? Said they might have kidnapped us and we're just really in this big compound of theirs or something. Like this is all some kind of big social experiment. We discarded that pretty quick though, since we're not sure if China has this kind of futuristic technology.

[Another bite of parfait.]

We're pretty sure Blandin is behind this. We're all stuck in the future. The year Snevinty-something or whatever.
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-07-02 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Blendin Blandin. He's this guy from the future who was sent back to the past to fix some time anomalies but when he got there he couldn't find any. And it turned out that was because Dipper and I were supposed to cause them! Cause we found his time travel device - it's this tape measure, and you pull the tape out however long you want to go back in time, like a day or a year or whatever, and let it go and it transports you back in time. Or forward in time. But we kept going back in time so he could win this crush of his, Wendy, a weird toy, but when we finally succeeded that let Pacifica win Waddles instead of me, so we had this epic argument through time together over it and caused a bunch of anomalies and he got in trouble.

[A few more bites of parfait.]

And then, a little while later, he came back and invoked this ancient rite of Globnar or whatever, which is gladiatorial time combat, but we tricked these suckers into giving us a time tape measure and went back in time to escape it, but we found out all about our friend's Soos' dad and how sad he was, and that if you win Globnar you get a time wish which can do literally anything! Literally! So we decided to fight Blandin in all of these hard challenges. We got to fight a cyclocks and I rode a unicycle on a tightrope and we even got to drive a motor cycle in a time race! And then the end challenge was laser tag and we totally kicked his butt.

So we got the time wish and we gave Blandin his title back and even gave him some nice hair so we're not sure why he'd do something like this to us but like...how else can you explain it??
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-07-02 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[She doesn't even notice it, easily shifting into that other topic.]

Oh right! Okay so...there's this really cute boy here that I really like, and he's super shy and kind of grumpy but he's really nice! Ciel...he's been here longer than you, so maybe you've seen him? Anyway...when I say that I like him, I mean that I like like him, y'know? But...well. Things are complicated.

[He's engaged at like 15 complicated.]

I thought maybe I could get some advice about this? I don't normally need love advice, I am the match making queen, but he's a lot different than most boys that I know. He's super classy and he's very smart and he's into things like taxes...and you're not like boys I know either, and you and Peko obviously have a thing. So...
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-07-02 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ARE YOU OKAY FRIEND?! Mabel's halfway out of her chair to help when he starts talking, and she stays there for a few moments with a concerned look just to make sure he's really okay before sitting back down.

Her concern from before doesn't disappear though.]


Well you guys are super close. Peko was looking really hard for you when she got here. And after you got here, whenever I ask about it, she usually gets pretty shy, and that's a tell-tale sign that someone is just too shy to talk about their relationship! Plus you guys totally matched at the ball too and you arrived together...I just figured you had something going on. Maybe not full on dating yet, but there's no way that wasn't coming soon.

[Come on Kuzuryuu. All the signs are there.]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-07-05 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[There is a very perplexed look on her face because you really can't convince her that Peko doesn't think of him as someone special. Special in the real way. Has she not told him yet? Is that it? Before she proceeds with anything here, there's some important information she needs to know.]

So...then you don't like Peko? Like...like like her?

[Saying anything on Peko's behalf right now would be rude all on it's own, but doing something like that without knowing how Kuzuryuu feels would be the worst. She's learned her lesson after Robbie and Tambry...]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-07-05 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[She's very patient as she waits for him to answer her, and even more so when he starts explaining. Just sipping at her drink, watch him talk to his tea, trying to process what he's saying.

That's just...

That's really sad? Incredibly sad, honestly. That's gotta be an awful way to feel, she can't even imagine it. It's nothing she's had to experience before since making friends is really natural for her.

And then thinking about the way he feels versus the way she's confident Peko feels...

She doesn't answer immediately, staring her hot chocolate down in thought.]


That must be really hard...

[Right now, more than anything, she wants to help. Where do you start helping something like that though?]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-07-05 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That's good! [DOES SHE LOOK RELIEVED? Nah, not her. Naahh.] That's really good. When you say your history, does that have to do with being Yakuza?

[So full of questions, sorry. Not interested in romance or dating though, that is so wrong. Kuzuryuu how can you not be interested in that? She's going to save that for the moment though, find a better place to bring that up.]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-07-05 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow... [Mabel crosses her arms on the table, resting her chin against them.]

I think I understand then! It's hard, because you're an heir to something big and important [and criminal-y] and she's supposed to protect you, and that kind of relationship isn't okay usually! Right?

[Peko is Yakuza too. Man she's meeting so many cool people here.]

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