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there were a couple festivals we always went to together. dunno that i'd really say we did it side by side though.
why?

well was there...any time where you didn't get to go together? even once?

not that i can remember.

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does this have something to do with dipper? what's wrong

[It takes her a couple minutes to reply. Definitely has something to do with Dipper.]

...our birthday is at the end of the month. i don't knowhat to do...

[...oh.]

[Now it's her turn to wait a few minutes.]

well...you mean as far as celebrating it, right? because it's gonna be your birhtday no matter what.
hate to sayit, but there's nothing you can do about that part.
unless you want to ask mana if she can like...stop you from aging till dipper comes back or something.

i don't wanto celrbrate it without him. i dont want to be older or have a party or anythign/ we always plan our parties togethre every birthday we've ever had has been mabel and dipper and everything we like all jumbled together so it's the prfect party
i cant' even jump on his bed in teh morning to wak ehim up and wish him hapy birthday or get hima gift or eat breakfst pancakes with him and he won'g be there to smoosh cake in each othres faces instead of eating it or open presnts togeth er or anthing
hiko i don't want to celbra te it alone

[Sorry for...the floodgates just opening up there...with the way she feels about goblins, she hasn't been able to talk to the one person she really wants to talk about this with at all, so she's just been bottling it up...]

[Fuyuhiko has no idea what to say to this. He can tell the floodgates have opened, and he's almost positive Mabel is crying on her end. But he's not a twin. Yeah, it's sucked not having Peko and his sister around for two birthdays now. But neither of them are his twin.]

[It's not the same. And he doesn't know how to make this better. Or if it's even possible TO make it better. Ugh, why do you have to have that stupid bug that makes it impossible for you to talk to the one guy who actually COULD answer this for you?]

then don't celebrate it. the good thing about birthdays is that you can celebrate them however you want.
and that includes NOT celebrating them at all.
so just don't
and when dipper comes back, you can have a belated one together and do all the things you normally do together.
you can shove two pieces of cake in his face for taking so long coming back.

Edited 2016-08-22 23:54 (UTC)

[She's definitely crying on her end...she can't help it. This is a really upsetting subject for her.

At least she'll definitely be talking to Stan once she can but...that doesn't help her now.

It takes her a few minutes to reply to this, partly because she needs to stop crying long enough to even read it, and partly because...well. She hadn't thought about not celebrating it.

Which is a really simple solution honestly, but that also makes her sad to think about...because he was right the first time. It's still going to be their birthday. And not celebrating it just means that she's going to be sad and lonely. As much as she doesn't want a party, at least a party would have other people to talk to.

But ugh, she doesn't want a party...she doesn't know what she wants.]

i guess i can do that

[Maybe...]

you can do whatever the fuck you want.
luckily you've got some time to decide, right? when exactly is "the end of the month"?
if you change your mind and want to celebrate it, that's fine too.
whatever's gonna make you happiest is what you should do.

it's the 31st

[Whatever's going to make her happiest...? She'll have to think about that...]

thanks hiko
i dunno if anything i can do for our birthday's gonna make me happy but i feel a little better now

yeah, see? plenty of time to igure it out.
no problem.

yeah, you're right. that is plenty of time.

[It takes about a minute, but another message comes through from her after that.]

hey um...are you busy or anything?

not really. just taking it easy till the sun goes down.
why?

can you keep talking to me maybe then?
i feel better so it d oesn't have to be about my birthday...it can be about anything! i don't mind.

[She's just kind of lonely...]

yeah, sure. i can do that.

[Hold on, give him a second to think of something to talk about...]

oh. so hana folloed me all the way into bavan the other night.
somehow the gates got open and she saw an opportunity and took it
i'm halfway convinced the animals worked together to open them. or maybe it's not just the dojo that's haunted...

[Fuyuhiko you are a stellar guy.]

wow, all the way to bavan???? but she's so little! howd she do that?
though jeez, if your whole castle is haunted that'd be kinda scary! iv'e delt with the undead you know. theyre not any fun! thos ghosts in your dojo might seem harmles but if you have one that can open your gates that's not good!

hell if i know! i'm surprised she actually made it that far without getting killed or something.
or turning around and going back because she was hungry.
i really don't think the whole castle is haunted though, that was mostly a joke.
i mean...im sure we would've noticed something like that by now.
especially since tanaka and sonia are so into the occult.

you never know hiko, trust me.
you could just sit around for years and never know there was a ghost aorund until BAM!!
it's knocking over your stuff or trying to kill you.
or poening gates so your kitties can get out.
or maybte the castles isnt haunted, but the ground it was built on!
and theyve just been gathreing up their energy so they can seek revenge on you rfor ruining their scared lands!!
i've read all about this kinda stuff in dippers journal. also one turned me into wood once.
spooks arent' anything to take lightly!

you mean their sacred lands?
(i'm teasing, i know what you meant)
maybe i'll mention it to tanaka and let him go nuts doing an exorcism.

if nothing else, it'll be entertaining to watch him run around trying to chase away ghsots that might not even exist.

oh nyeh!!
(thats me sticking my tongue out at you)
awww wait until i'm ovre to watch!

tthough wouldnt he just try and catc hthem? he seems like the kinda guy whod keep them in a jar or something. that'd be really creepy...

nah, he does that to faeries, not ghosts.
but i dunno, i think it would really depend on what kind of ghost it is.
i can say for sure that if the ghost is one that's putting his animals in danger, he'd absolutely get rid of it.
no way he'd let something like that stay.

[...........................................

It takes her a minute or two to respond to that because hold on here.]

he keeps faeries in jars?????????????

oh wait shit.
not MONSTER faeries.
like...fairy faeires.
my bad.
it's something he said he used to do back home.

meaning they were really probably butterflies or something, now that i think about.

[Oh thank god. That would have been awful. And she wouldn't know how to feel about Hiko just...letting him do that!!]

do you guys not have fairies were you're from then??

no.
we don't have any magical or supernatural shit like this.
it's all just stuff you read about in stories.
none of it's real.

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