impheired | Voicemail (Cerealia)

No...Tanaka. First off: a three piece suit is one that has a vest. What were you counting as the third piece? [A SHIRT IS NOT PART OF A SUIT, GUNDAM...] Secondly: black goes just fine with your scarf, black goes with everything. But that brings me to my third point: don't wear your scarf. Just leave your hamsters at your apartment. They'll be fine on their own for a few hours, right?

I will not leave them at the apartment.

[That is just that. There isn't even a discussion on the scarf, those hams are coming so the scarf is coming.]

As for the suit, would the pants, shirt and jacket not count as three pieces? A vest seems unnecessary if you will merely be wearing a jacket over top of it.

Then get some kind of carrier for them or something. Let them sit on your shoulders.

[LOSE THE SCARF, GUNDAM. JUST FOR A FEW HOURS, JEEZ.]

No...the shirt doesn't count since you have to buy it separately. Not that you can't buy vests separately too, but it's also possible to buy a single suit that has all three.

[Hence why it's called a three piece suit.]

And you don't have to button the jacket up over the vest if you don't want to. But even if you do, you can still see the vest underneath it. Just try and visualize it for a second, dumbass.

[YOU'RE HOPELESS.]

The scarf is necessary. I refuse to bring them in some form of carrier. Any "carrier" I could purchase would not have adequate enough room for the four of them, which would incite arguments if not violent fights due to stress at being confined in such a way. The scarf offers them a place to hide when they wish, while still giving them the freedom to roam as they please in the open air. One of the most basic functions of my entire ensemble is to give them space should they desire it without restraining them and making them uncomfortable.

[After that little rant, there's a somewhat frustrated noise from his end. He can't really visualize it at all. It still seems pointless. Isn't a plain suit enough? What makes having a vest so much more formal?

He's completely out of his element here, he doesn't even know what to say to that...]

Alright, alright, jeez. I get it: the hamsters need a scarf!

[GOD WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD. Hold on, give him a minute to think of a compromise here.]

What if we just get you a different scarf? One that's a little shorter so that you can tuck it in the front of your jacket or something instead of wrapping it a million times around your neck and still having it trail all over the place?

[It is possible to make scarves look nice with suits. Just...not that scarf. That is entirely too much scarf. Though since when did this become a "we" endeavor?]

[Since when did this become "we" indeed? Not that Gundam has even remotely thought about that sudden change, instead quieting a little to give that suggestion some thought.]

...that would be acceptable. If we could find something like that, it would be a fine temporary replacement until the ball has ended.

[Apparently he's accepted "we" rather easily.]

It shouldn't be too hard, I don't think. Especially since it's December. It's not like scarves in general are hard to find during this time of year.

[He offers a sort of affirmative hum in reply to that.]

Finding one that would match the suit would be easy enough as well, I would assume. We'll need to be sure it is not too light of a material, so that their nails do not get caught easily in it.

Yeah, that goes without saying. You know, you could probably leave out the tie and just go with some kind of loose knot in the front instead. If it's just going to cover it up anyway, there's no point in wearing a tie. Same for a vest, so there's two less things you have to worry about.

Having less to worry about would be ideal...

[He's already kind of rethinking going because it would just be better for everyone involved if he could wear what he normally does. Everyone involved, yup. And with there being so much he can and can't do with a suit, he's not sure picking one out is going to be even remotely an easy task. Much less on his own...

Maybe Kuzuryuu would let him call while he's out actually looking...? Sorry if you're speaking at all right now, friend. He's spacing out big time.]

So when are we going out to look anyway?

[Okay, apparently figurative "we" has gotten to the stage of Kuzuryuu inviting himself along now. Literal we.] The ball's on the 26th, right? That's only four days away...

[They should probably not do it at the last minute. He gets the feeling that this is going to be An Ordeal.]

Huh?

[Oh...right, of course. Wait, we? He pauses, because when did it become "let's go look together" but it's a relatively short pause. Looking together would be better than calling Kuzuryuu, after all.]

You have a job, don't you? If we are looking together, it's alright if we go when it's most convenient for you.

Edited 2015-04-19 00:16 (UTC)

...implying you don't have a job?

[Gundam how are you going to pay for this without one. Also: EVEN HE HAS A JOB. HOW DO YOU NOT??]

We probably shouldn't wait till the last minute though. I'm not working today and I'm working nights tomorrow and the day after so...whatever works.

Fuahahaha that is not the case at all! I may not have made my debut just yet, but you are speaking with the show host for Animal Talk Radio! It is not a mundane job like the rest of you have that requires my presence for most of the day, therefore I have quite a bit of free time on my hands!

It is simply easier to work around the schedule of others.

[He sounds pretty damn proud of this. Not that...he has any idea of what to do for this kind of thing at all. Talking about animals is about as vague as you can get, because there's a lot of different subjects you can cover.

And also there are no damn animals here so what is even the point but whatever!!!]

We can go immediately then! The sooner the better, yes? I was already planning on venturing out today in search of this suit myself, so if you are free now then now we should go!

...Animal Talk Radio.

[Oh lord who thought it was a good idea to give this ham a radio show. What the hell. Also he's assuming whoever runs the station came up with the name because what kind of boring ass name is that from Gundam of all people?]

You're lucky I'm not doing anything right now. So sure, I'll meet you over at the shopping district in a bit.

[He's just lounging around his apartment in a yukata right now let him put some pants on before he goes anywhere.]

Indeed! [He sure does sound like it was his decision. You'd think if it were the station's name he'd be a little more bitter about it.]

Do not keep me waiting long, human! To do so would be asking causality itself to change its will, and that is a dangerous request to make!

[And sorry, he's not leaving Kuzuryuu a chance to get a word in on that. Gotta hang up and go and meet him!!]

Hey, I'm doing you a favor here, bas--

[Oh he...he hung up. Real nice, Gundam. Real nice. He guesses he'll get dressed and head over there then. God. So demanding and impatient!!]

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