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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] impheired) wrote2015-03-18 01:37 pm

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This is Kuzuryuu Fuyuhiko. Obviously, I'm not here right now, so leave a message and maybe I'll get back to you later if it's not something stupid.

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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-06-25 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[With a little smile she turns back to finish her order then, stepping out of the way so Kuzuryuu can place his order too.]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-06-25 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh good! That's really good to know. More tea will be in his gift future now.

But alright, gonna go pick a seat! It takes a few moments, because it's gotta be juuuust the right seat...oh! This cute little table looks perfect over here. Out of the way, cozy against a wall, perfect! And when he reaches the table with all the goodies, she's quick to take a sip of her hot chocolate.]


This is really good...thank you.

[That small smile from before persists because it's hard to be sad when you have sweet stuff to enjoy with a friend...]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-06-25 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's kind of hard to tell, but it's probably both. She shakes her head though, taking another sip.]

Nope, no need to do that! Though I guess I haven't tried the parfait yet, so maybe it's too soon to talk.

[Is she joking or se--nah it's easy to tell she's joking, even if she is going to try that immediately. Apparently the parfait is up to snuff though, judging by how Mabel's expression lights up.]

Wow! This is delicious! [And a few more happy bites following that.]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-06-26 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[After a few bites and devouring one of the strawberries, she pushes the parfait across the table.]

Wanna try some? You didn't get anything to eat.

[And also you were nice enough to get her something at all.]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-06-26 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, okay! [Taking it back then!] But if you change your mind lemme know okay?

[She doesn't mind sharing! Though better change your mind pretty quick because that's probably going to be gone pretty quick.]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-06-26 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[You can't blame him for that! Mabel wouldn't if she knew, but she doesn't so she's got no idea.

The girl falls quiet at that, slowing down in her consuming of the parfait. It only lasts a moment, but she nods and sets the treat down, half finished.]


Okay.

[She fiddles with the hem of her sweater for a minute or so before looking up at Kuzuryuu.]

Um...do you mean anything anything...?
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-06-27 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry she's not going to ask for anything like that!!]

...do you...I mean, would it be weird if I asked for a hug?

[That isn't inappropriate, is it?]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-06-27 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Jeeez that's just looking, okay! Also she wouldn't ask for something like that, that'd be weird and the opposite of romantic you know.

With the okay though, Mabel gets out of her chair, quickly makes her way around the table and practically latches onto Kuzuryuu. Sorry that it's weird out in public, but you know this is just something she really needs right now. He's not even an awful choice.

He's a friend and that's really what matters here. Though with how tight it is it may last a few minutes, sorry about that...]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-07-02 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry, it won't last too long. Even if she's sniffling a little as she backs off. But it's with a bright smile at least!]

Thank you.

[Okay gonna go sit back down and not make this too weird. Drink some of that hot chocolate.]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-07-02 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Well a guy drinking his tea certainly has enough time for questions, right?]

...hey Hiko, does that offer go for advice too?

[Once that question's out, she goes back to her parfait. Just watching him and waiting for a reply.]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-07-02 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Hehe, well we were just talking about you and saying Fuyuhiko is a mouthful sometimes, when you're coming up in conversation a lot. So I shortened it to Hiko for the duration of the conversation and I guess I just got used to saying it. Oh! But listen to this!

Kuzuryuu.

[It is not spoken like someone who is fluent in Japanese or anything, but listen to her roll that 'r' there. And that beaming smile because she is so proud of herself.]

I've been practicing!

[What happened to asking for advice...]
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-07-02 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a great name, it's true. Mabel really likes it? It sounds very nice. But it's a lot longer than Mabel, Dipper, Soos, Stan, Wendy...she's used to shorter names.]

Oh Dipper and I talk about you a lot.

[A pause.]

Or...we did, anyway. He was a little worried about me being friends with Yakuza, since Stan's probably gotten in trouble with the mafia in a bunch of other countries by now and also he's really paranoid and stuff, but it's fine.

[Actually, thinking about it now she has to giggle a little around a spoonful of parfait.]

Did you know at one point, when coming up with theories about why we're here, he mentioned, like, the Chinese mafia? Said they might have kidnapped us and we're just really in this big compound of theirs or something. Like this is all some kind of big social experiment. We discarded that pretty quick though, since we're not sure if China has this kind of futuristic technology.

[Another bite of parfait.]

We're pretty sure Blandin is behind this. We're all stuck in the future. The year Snevinty-something or whatever.
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[personal profile] ineptus 2015-07-02 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Blendin Blandin. He's this guy from the future who was sent back to the past to fix some time anomalies but when he got there he couldn't find any. And it turned out that was because Dipper and I were supposed to cause them! Cause we found his time travel device - it's this tape measure, and you pull the tape out however long you want to go back in time, like a day or a year or whatever, and let it go and it transports you back in time. Or forward in time. But we kept going back in time so he could win this crush of his, Wendy, a weird toy, but when we finally succeeded that let Pacifica win Waddles instead of me, so we had this epic argument through time together over it and caused a bunch of anomalies and he got in trouble.

[A few more bites of parfait.]

And then, a little while later, he came back and invoked this ancient rite of Globnar or whatever, which is gladiatorial time combat, but we tricked these suckers into giving us a time tape measure and went back in time to escape it, but we found out all about our friend's Soos' dad and how sad he was, and that if you win Globnar you get a time wish which can do literally anything! Literally! So we decided to fight Blandin in all of these hard challenges. We got to fight a cyclocks and I rode a unicycle on a tightrope and we even got to drive a motor cycle in a time race! And then the end challenge was laser tag and we totally kicked his butt.

So we got the time wish and we gave Blandin his title back and even gave him some nice hair so we're not sure why he'd do something like this to us but like...how else can you explain it??

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